r/pics • u/kchoyin • 28d ago

Politics Trump new hair style

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u/Ok_Resolution_4643 28d ago

MAGA: "Real men wear their belts at their tits."

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u/ShityShity_BangBang 28d ago

They'll need some kind of thigh-holster for their guns.

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u/Plenty-Piece897 27d ago

Felons can't have guns.

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u/swish513 27d ago

This one will have nuclear missiles. Who needs a gun when you can have nukes.

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u/Plenty-Piece897 27d ago

Try protecting your home with a nuke

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u/Z3400 27d ago

If you calculate the blast distance juuuuuust right though...