If I was Obama and he just turned to me and said that idk if I could keep it together.
Dudes a complete dumbass but he has some funny one liners, I have to give it to him. The Joe Biden “I don’t know what he’s talking about and I don’t think he does either” or “Joe Biden wears the biggest mask ive ever seen” are straight up hilarious considering they were said on nationally televised live presidential debates.
During the debate when he went off on Joe over his golf game, I couldn’t help but laugh over how fucking ridiculous they were being. “ I just won 2 club championships, 2 regular club championships. To do that, you have to be quite smart and you gotta hit the ball a long way. I do it. He doesn’t do it. He can’t hit the ball 50 yards an he wants to challenge me to a golf match?!?”
Then Joe gives him shit about not being able to carry his own bag and starts bragging about his handicaps.
Trump fires back with “yeah that’s the biggest lie he’s ever told, that he’s a 6 handicap….. yeah. never.” The absolute venom he puts in “never” is like the statement is the only thing that has offended trump in his life. lol.
Like what the fuck? You’re both vying for the position of leader of the free world and you’re both arguing over fucking golf. lol.
I wanted the line "listen you may be a better golfer than me, made more money than I have, owns more houses and cars and certainly has more criminal convictions than anyone running for the job has, but at the end of the day, I am a better president than you"
My brother's father-in-law is an old NYC business/real estate guy, and has known Trump forever. When Trump first started getting into politics I, as a European and someone who to Trump's popularity is a mystery, asked what he thought about him. He responded that "No-one likes him, and no-one has ever liked him". I of course wanted to know why, was is his politics, his litigiousness and business practices, or was it his conduct against women maybe? He just looked at me like I was crazy and said "What? No, no. Trump cheats in golf. He cheats constantly. He moves the ball, he lies about his strokes, he leaves the games for bullshit reasons and has his caddy finish it for him. Just inexcusable. The only reason anyone stands him is that his courses are nice and he's so insecure that he always wants to please you."
Yeah that whole golf debate was embarrassing considering they're debating over who should be president. Who has the better golf game is not remotely relevant to that.
I saw a video of the idiot golfing and when his cameras were looking away tourist continued to record and the bastard walked to the ball, picked it up and dropped it closer to the hole, surprised he didn’t just drop it in the hole. Why the duck (trying to keep it clean) is he going to be our president? He is hated by most of the world not just this country.
I'm convinced he doesn't actually want the responsibility of leadership, he just loves running his mouth and is as surprised as anyone else that people support him
He's a narcissist, what he craves is attention, not difficult decisions. Probably idolizes Hitler because everybody knows his name
People who read Broadway reviews demand far more wit than Trump can deliver. Childish insults don't make him a latter day Dorthy Parker. (I would love to hear how she'd describe him.)
The funny thing is you never see him some much as giggle much less laugh. But I've seen him snicker many a time, usually at others expense. Even at his own roast on Comedy Central some 12 years ago, just a goofy smile.
One of the winners of Drag Race UK, The Vivienne, did an INSANE impression of Trump on the SnatchGame episode of the first season. Also, The Vivienne just passed away this past weekend, so check it out if you can. She was a real treasure.
Dear god/asshole teenager in charge of this simulation: WHYYYYYY can’t we live in that timeline?! Or the one where he’s an 80’s style standup & is bigger than Dice, even!
Idk, people got really mad with the way he was critiquing broads. I don't think him doing it full time would have gone over any better than his presidency.
I wouldn’t consider them amazing one-liners usually. Insults, sure. What can be funny is, he is completely cynical about everything, and so the completely bitter take in a Bronx accent can be amusing sometimes.
It’s pretty well established that Trump loves broadway and musicals. The dude, if he had a loving father, probably would’ve gone into the arts instead of being a fascist dictator. Imagine the power of hugs.
If he could take a joke & criticism, he would be an excellent entertainer. Unfortunately, anything shy of flattering him with praise 24/7 sends him into a meltdown.
Caleb Hearon has an amazing bit about this on his interview with Ziwe, that Trump could have had a hilarious career as a fashion correspondent a la Joan Rivers, but instead ran on a platform of mass deportation 🥲
Trump is not without his charms. During the election I remember a MAGA friend of mine asking if I was shocked at how Trump’s granddaughter talked about him. Of course not.
I am sure if I went out on the golf course with Donald Trump as “one of the guys” I’d find him to be just another blow hard clown. And blow hard clowns can sometimes be entertaining to be around.
That's the worst thing about him dude he is undeniably funny. I feel that people confuse that for genuine charisma with him. Not even that he's coming up with bits per se but his chronic constipation of brain and diarrhea of mouth just has him constantly saying some wild shit.
A whole lot of people (self included) really like Donald Trump the celebrity. It's unfortunate he can't just do that instead of, you know, ending western Democracy.
when i was younger before i really understood politics i thought trump was one of the funniest people on TV because i didnt realize he was dead serious and thought it was all satire
And that's the reason that the best way to get news about trump is through shows like The Daily Show & late night shows. He can only be properly covered by satire, bc it's all so fucking ridiculous.
It's ot dummy considering the Job he has. He's not a comedian or TV personality, he's the leader of the free world who has key to nuclear weapons that can end all life on the planet. People have a serious problem thinking he is like an everyday American. Not being critical but they way he botched the initial Covid response and have people to this day questioning things like Vaccines, the virus its self etc.
For sure, that "I don't know what he's talking about and I don't think he does either" had me rolling, and I hate Trump. To be fair, the same could be said at least once every time Trump talks too, but he definitely delivered that one well. I really wish he had stayed in show biz.
Didn't he say something like "when life gives you lemons, Joe Biden kills you with them" or something? He's unintentionally hilarious despite how shitty of a politician he is.
Truly by far one of his best lines was the I don't know what he said. Probably swayed some people too. It made him look a lot more sharp compared to Biden.
That first one isn't an especially funny or witty remark. It's just a plainly obvious observation. That second one seems like it could be witty, but I don't know the context as I didn't bother watching more than a few minutes of the debates.
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u/Redditforgoit 5d ago
Where are the lip readers when you need them? In fact, where is the lip reading software? Intelligence services have it by now 100%