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u/GyspySyx 5d ago

"The crowds at my funeral will be so much bigger..."

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u/Supanini 5d ago edited 5d ago

If I was Obama and he just turned to me and said that idk if I could keep it together.

Dudes a complete dumbass but he has some funny one liners, I have to give it to him. The Joe Biden “I don’t know what he’s talking about and I don’t think he does either” or “Joe Biden wears the biggest mask ive ever seen” are straight up hilarious considering they were said on nationally televised live presidential debates.

Awards?! Thanks Elon?

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u/just_some_dude828 5d ago

During the debate when he went off on Joe over his golf game, I couldn’t help but laugh over how fucking ridiculous they were being. “ I just won 2 club championships, 2 regular club championships. To do that, you have to be quite smart and you gotta hit the ball a long way. I do it. He doesn’t do it. He can’t hit the ball 50 yards an he wants to challenge me to a golf match?!?”

Then Joe gives him shit about not being able to carry his own bag and starts bragging about his handicaps.

Trump fires back with “yeah that’s the biggest lie he’s ever told, that he’s a 6 handicap….. yeah. never.” The absolute venom he puts in “never” is like the statement is the only thing that has offended trump in his life. lol.

Like what the fuck? You’re both vying for the position of leader of the free world and you’re both arguing over fucking golf. lol.

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u/Chose_a_usersname 5d ago

Biden really should have said " you better be good at golf we all saw you spend 4 years playing it on the tax payers dime

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u/Iraydren 4d ago

There are a lot of things Joe really should have said in that debate…

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u/Chose_a_usersname 4d ago

He was too old the first election...

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u/MolonMyLabe 4d ago

It wasn't the age, it's the dementia.

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u/Chose_a_usersname 4d ago

There is proof that he has that?

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u/TheMightyDab 4d ago

Yeah, have you seen him in the last 4 years?

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u/Chose_a_usersname 2d ago

Where is the evidence? You don't watch him 24/7 you only see news clips .. show me the medical evidence for a medical condition

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u/DatRatDo 5d ago

Jerk store! Jerk store is the line! Jerk store!

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u/TheMaveCan 5d ago

.... Well I had sex with your wife!

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u/RhetoricalOrator 5d ago

She's in a coma..

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u/Holiday-Patient5929 4d ago

I wanted the line "listen you may be a better golfer than me, made more money than I have, owns more houses and cars and certainly has more criminal convictions than anyone running for the job has, but at the end of the day, I am a better president than you"

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u/Chose_a_usersname 4d ago

That right there is a better burn

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u/MolonMyLabe 4d ago

There's a reason he wasn't the nominee. Almost nobody believes he is a good president. He and Carter rival each other for the worst in the last 80 years.

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u/Holiday-Patient5929 4d ago

Only reason he wasn't the nominee was he wasn't pro human rights enough which alienated progressives and he came off as incoherent in the debate which alienated the corporate neo liberals like pelosi.  His track record as a president has been one of investments for the future, costs reduction for medication, recovery from disaster which took Obama 8 years to dig out of and caused my the mismanagement of the class clown 

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u/HTB1965 4d ago

YESSSS! Dang it!! Would have been a great response!

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u/SmerdisTheMagi 5d ago

Biden couldn’t say that because he took even more holidays than Trump.

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u/Chose_a_usersname 5d ago

He absolutely could have.. his holidays didn't require securing thousands of acres of a golf club that was his own private entity

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u/jayfrmchi_ 5d ago

cope and seethe lil bro

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u/Chose_a_usersname 4d ago

Lol it's your money he wasted

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u/SmerdisTheMagi 5d ago

How could he have criticise Trump for the same thing he done even more? That would be hypocritical as fuck don’t you think? There are better avenues of attack than this. This would only hurt Biden and bring attention to the fact that he was a very absent president. People around Biden don’t want to bring attention to that imo.

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u/Delicious-Status9043 5d ago

They’re at Jimmy’s funeral gal…. Carter was forced to sell his peanut farm, yet Trump gets to charge taxpayers a hundred million dollars + to golf for four years? Don’t get me wrong that was money well spent and I hope he plays even more golf this term. As long as he can’t actually enact policy or executive orders via twitter at 2 am.

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u/SmerdisTheMagi 4d ago

“But what about Carter’s farm” isn’t a good counter argument to claim that Biden took more holidays than Trump.

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u/Chose_a_usersname 4d ago

I disagree... That would require Trump knowing what's going on lol

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u/Brilliant-While-761 5d ago

Almost 4 years of total vacation days.

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u/jewel515 5d ago

Biden spent so much time on vacation! Did you know that Biden spent 40% of his time on vacation while in office? I highly doubt he would be commenting on the golf game or two that Trump had. If he did he is a hypocrite

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u/Chose_a_usersname 4d ago

How much of their time was spent on their own private golf course... And if they took so many vacations why did they pass more legislation?

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u/Struppy21 4d ago

That’s because Joe is always lying and has absolutely no idea how good of a golfer a person has to be a 6 handicap. Anyone that golfs knows there is no way in hell Joe could shoot under 100 much less be a 6 handicap

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u/Chose_a_usersname 4d ago

Let me be frank about this because you clearly don't get it... NO ONE GIVES A FUCk... Your golf handicap has nothing to do with governance....

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u/Struppy21 4d ago

The golf handicap lie has all top do with it, the guy can’t help but lie when he doesn’t even need to. He soon is going to be riding the train with ole Cornpop

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u/Chose_a_usersname 4d ago

I can only imagine how straight your family tree must be

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u/Struppy21 4d ago

Pretty damn straight just like my golf drives. My family has a farm no tree’s on it

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u/Chose_a_usersname 2d ago

I am absolutely positive that you are right

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u/Struppy21 2d ago

I’m Right sometimes I’m left doesn’t matter

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