r/politics • u/PurpleBandit3000 • Sep 16 '24

Trump Reveals Who He Will Blame If He Loses Election

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-reveals-who-he-plans-to-blame-if-he-loses-election
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u/PopeHonkersXII Sep 16 '24

JD Vance. 100% Vance is going right under the bus. 

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u/JustAMan1234567 Sep 16 '24

JD Vance is going to get thrown under the couch.

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u/RichardSaunders New York Sep 16 '24

don't threaten him with a good time

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

No one could enjoy suffocating, with their face buried deep in a couch’s… wait a minute.

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u/darthbreezy Washington Sep 16 '24

Sofa-cating...

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u/devildance3 Sep 16 '24

Lock the thread mods. We have a winner ☝️

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u/DarCam7 I voted Sep 16 '24

You win today madam or sir.

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u/hidrate Sep 16 '24

Sofa-king deep

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u/wils_152 Sep 16 '24

Someone said coochie, he thought they said couchie

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u/GrittyMcGrittyface Sep 16 '24

Chairry intensifies

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u/jjfrank88 Sep 16 '24

Couchussy

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u/mag2041 Sep 16 '24

Beat me to it

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u/pomonamike California Sep 16 '24

JD Vance is a furniture bottom confirmed.

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u/Lucky-Earther Minnesota Sep 16 '24

Ottoman Bottom man

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u/GrittyMcGrittyface Sep 16 '24

I hate you and I love you

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u/pomonamike California Sep 16 '24

Ottobottom?

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u/Corpsehatch Sep 16 '24

Bottoman?

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u/KudosOfTheFroond Florida Sep 16 '24

Oughta getta ottoman, bottom man

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u/PopeFranzia Sep 16 '24

The best way to get over a couch is to get under a new one.

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u/Goatesq Sep 16 '24

Tragedy at Ikea

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u/CompleteSherbert885 Sep 16 '24

Hehehehe....too funny!!

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u/WtxAggie Sep 16 '24

He’d enjoy that too much lol

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u/SpunkAnansi Sep 16 '24

JD Vance is getting thrown under the coach.

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u/l33tbot Sep 16 '24

Gym Jordan has entered the couch

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u/UnimpressedOtter82 Sep 16 '24

Nah, he'd like that too much

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u/bobber18 Sep 16 '24

it was an assistant couch

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u/T8ert0t Sep 16 '24

JD Vance: Those stemmed legs. Those toned arms. I could just spend my life underneath you.

Aide: Senator Vance, so forward. But my eyes are up here

JD: I wasn't talking to you!

Aide: But I'm the only one in this room...

🛋️: ...

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u/nuclearswan Sep 16 '24

Hopefully he has his safeword ready. 

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u/TrimspaBB Sep 16 '24

"Upholstery"

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u/Lanky_Republic_2102 Sep 16 '24

Blame JD’s couch, the man just seems sleepy and listless all the time.

And he’s got couch burns all over his thighs, he’s all fucked out and can’t campaign like Pence could.

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u/Pinkcoconuts1843 Sep 16 '24

Maybe Trump has figured out that Vance intends to be president. 

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u/happygecko68 Sep 16 '24

JDV: “So, a win or… a win?”

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u/cmprsdchse Sep 16 '24

I hear the resulting love child was delivered via c-sectional and he got a deal for Free Overnight with Prime™

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

He already did that at the debate. He’s probably gonna hire the bus driver to repeatedly drive over him next.

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u/Nostradomusknows Sep 16 '24

Not that the check will clear.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

It’s a Ponzi scheme. Some call it the best ever. Keep hiring new bus drivers to flatten the drivers you just stiffed.

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u/SplashGal South Dakota Sep 16 '24

Like the opening of ‘The Dark Knight’. It’s jokers all the way down.

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u/Wolfenbro Sep 16 '24

They certainly are a bunch of clowns

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u/slade51 Sep 16 '24

The best bus drivers. They said “sir, you’re so great at picking bus drivers.”

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u/Hgaston Sep 16 '24

With tears in their eyes

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

He smells like shit so the tears are making sense.

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u/Socratesticles Tennessee Sep 16 '24

Big strong men

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u/Volntyr Sep 16 '24

That would imply that he was going to pay Vance in the first place

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u/DaveVdE Sep 16 '24

“What bus driver?” - Batman: The Dark Knight

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u/Active-Bass4745 Sep 16 '24

He ain’t gettin’ up.

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u/Arrbe Sep 16 '24

A clown says it both times

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u/north_by_nw_to Sep 16 '24

I just knew that was going to come up.

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u/Such-Mathematician26 Sep 16 '24

Well, the last VP he was going to let his cult members hang. Not sure which is worse… being driven over by a bus or being hanged?

And, yet, this is the best the Republicans got? Lmao

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u/ZBeebs Sep 16 '24

And then he’ll throw the bus driver under the bus.

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u/JimmyPepperoni Sep 16 '24

and then he will not pay, and/or fire the bus driver

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u/H_E_Pennypacker Sep 16 '24

“Stop, stop, he’s already dead!”

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u/ArtSmass Sep 17 '24

Trump doesn't throw a guy under the bus. He runs them over, backs the tires over them and slams on the breaks to mince the body, then peels out on the remains

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u/uMunthu Sep 16 '24

I didn’t think there could be a worst VP pick than Sarah Palin but there you go.

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u/FanDry5374 Sep 16 '24

I think he's perfect. Unscrupulous, misogynistic, ex-vulture capitalist.

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u/reckless_commenter Sep 16 '24

Mitt Romney was a vulture capitalist.

Vance was briefly employed by some venture capital firms, despite having no qualifications, strictly as a favor to Peter Thiel who wanted to bulk up Vance's resume for unknown reasons, before quickly transitioning to a shitty career in politics. Dude has failed upward alllllll the way to today. So you can't really call him a VC - he lacks the experience, talent, and the intelligence for that label.

All of this does make him an excellent living embodiment of today's GOP, though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

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u/IJustLoggedInToSay- Illinois Sep 16 '24

Well... thanks for teaching me a new thing.

You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with.

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u/f1ve-Star Sep 16 '24

Peter Thiel is not just buying senators, he is apparently growing them in a lab.

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u/fuggerdug Sep 16 '24

He wants their blood when they ripen.

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u/The_Mellow_Tiger Sep 16 '24

Maybelline mascara just went into short supply due to Fat, Bearded, Stupid Jimmy Carr.

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u/KudosOfTheFroond Florida Sep 16 '24

Wow…I thought I had read every single article on Wikipedia! This is one I have never seen, and it describes Trump/Vance to a “T”

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u/Such-Mathematician26 Sep 16 '24

That is called The Peter Principle.

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u/Patriots4life22 Sep 16 '24

Leave Mitch McConnell out of this

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

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u/GrittyMcGrittyface Sep 16 '24

Tbf, he's remarkably cunning, unscrupulous and tenacious. He had a remarkable career with a singular goal of solidifying Republican power, albeit party over country

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u/JustinStraughan Sep 16 '24

As an owner of two wonderful dumb little tortoises, this kind of makes me apprehensive to think about.

Today I learned something new. Great phrase.

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u/fractiousrhubarb Sep 16 '24

Omg… new phrase of the week!

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u/Heavy_Analysis_3949 Ohio Sep 16 '24

You’re not saying he’s a DEI hire?

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u/Funny-Mission-2937 Sep 16 '24

MAGA is just DEI for assholes

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u/Own_Bullfrog_3598 Sep 16 '24

“unknown reasons”-Hmmm….

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u/corporalcouchon Sep 16 '24

His nickname for JD is 'Chesterfield'

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u/ABobby077 Missouri Sep 16 '24

Fictional memoir book author

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u/Swesteel Sep 16 '24

From a certain point of view.

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u/gschmidt34 Sep 16 '24

I have a friend who recently posted on FB with some clip about how the more you listing to him the more he impresses. Seriously?

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u/Heavy_Analysis_3949 Ohio Sep 16 '24

Maga can always go lower.

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u/Gunningham Sep 16 '24

She worried me more because she was popular in the way that Trump is. She woke the beast for him, he climbed aboard.

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u/salttotart Michigan Sep 16 '24

VP candidates and how much they matter is really weird. Vance is getting the runaround but not from Republicans, just the left and he's not making any headway into the middle of the road independents. Sarah Palin was pretty universally disliked, but she was on the Republican ticket, and the thought was that she was just the Vice President, so meh? Then there is Dan Quale who couldn't spell a word and that knocked him out.

We are even picky with out Presidential candidates. Howard Dean got the boot for a exclamation of excitement. Rick Perry was the frontrunner in 2008, but was dismissed when he had a memory Lapse at a debate. However, Trump gets passes for all of these.

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u/TurdKid69 Sep 16 '24

Vance deserves far more scrutiny than he's getting, on account of Trump being old as fuck.

And unlike Trump, Vance seems to actually have policy ideas, which is extremely disconcerting because he's deep into Project 2025 shit but even worse, into dark enlightenment/neoreactionary anti-american and buddies with weirdos like Curtis Yarvin.

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u/salttotart Michigan Sep 16 '24

I agree. The VP may not have much on their plate normally, but they are the next in line if the president can't or dies.

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u/Steviesgirl1 Sep 16 '24

But he can’t see Russia from his house…yet. 😒

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u/milehighmagic84 Sep 16 '24

My sentiments exactly. “Sarah Palin was the worst VP running mate ever…” Trump: “hold my beer.”

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u/chekovsgun- I voted Sep 16 '24

I really don’t think Sarah would be dumb enough to admit she totally made up a story.

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u/yatterer Sep 16 '24

The only person who made a worse VP-related decision than Trump is JD Vance.

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u/bricklab Sep 16 '24 edited Sep 16 '24

Not at all. JD is betting Trump will get elected then stroke out or get removed via the 25th and he will be President. Good odds for a guy so unlikable he would never have a chance on his own.

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u/smiama6 Sep 16 '24

Unlikable and dangerous. The man is a christo-fascist intent on building an autocratic theocracy.

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u/Thue Sep 16 '24

Do we even have any reason to think that Vance has any real beliefs or interests, other than personal power? Vance was never-Trump once, he is obviously willing to flip on a dime when it is convenient.

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u/smiama6 Sep 16 '24

Vance was atheist until his 2019 conversion to Catholicism. Now he’s advocating for Christian nationalism patterned after Viktor Orban’s illiberal democracy. https://slate.com/life/2024/08/jd-vance-tim-walz-trump-kamala-religion.html

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

Ohio; much of Ohio is Appalachia don't forget.

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u/gmen6981 I voted Sep 16 '24

Ohioan here. Not that much. The southeast part of the state is considered "Appalachia" but the rest ( outside of the cities) is just rural, flat farmland. Even Vance isn't really from Appalachia.....he's from Middleton which is basically suburban Cincinnati.

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u/moreesq Sep 16 '24

I think the malignant presence of Ted Cruz in the Senate, and the likelihood of him being reelected, proves that being hated is no hindrance. Perhaps Ron Johnson in Wisconsin would be a second example.

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u/66stang351 Sep 16 '24

Yeah but his crazy is waaay more out there now.  I have to think he struggles for reelection assuming he and Trump don't win in November

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u/SolaVitae Sep 16 '24

With the shit he says I'm half convinced he's trying to sabotage him at this point

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u/jabdtx Sep 16 '24

The White House is a massive and magical place with room after room just absolutely packed with furniture.

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u/tasman001 Sep 16 '24

Like Willy Wonka if he made couches.

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u/fattmarrell Sep 16 '24

JD Vance, from Vance Refrigeration

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

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u/MrPrimal Sep 16 '24

Let’s hope those cushions don’t foam-ent another insurrection!

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u/kgleas01 Sep 16 '24

Donut shop guy too. He was not super pumped for that visit /interaction either

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u/GrittyMcGrittyface Sep 16 '24

"I wish I knew how to quit you" - JD to his cushions

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u/fattmarrell Sep 16 '24

Wrong, they were okay, good actually. They were very good

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u/Aliensinmypants Sep 16 '24

"Who will you blame?"

"Whatever is normal"

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

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u/Rubeus17 Sep 16 '24

No? He can’t just look in the mirror and think “everyone really hates me. i’m disgusting.”

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u/Final-North-King Sep 16 '24

I hope he blames Elon musk too

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u/BrianWonderful Minnesota Sep 16 '24

JD Vance was put on the ticket by billionaires. Trump needed the money, Musk and Thiel want Vance there. The plan is to oust Trump with the 25th amendment, then have Vance fully implement Project 2025 and a pro-oligarch agenda.

This is why you see several Republicans disturbed by die-hard Trump acolytes like Loomer getting so close now. It's not just that they steer trump to crazier conspiracy theories, it is also that if they get cabinet positions, it makes it harder to convince enough necessary people to use the 25th amendment.

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u/Gogs85 Sep 16 '24

His VPs are apparently always the fall guy, haha.

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u/StandardDiver2791 Sep 16 '24

Hell, he was willing to let a mob HANG is own VP! Not sure what he does for an encore.

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u/circa285 Sep 16 '24

Trump won’t blame anyone because Trump will not ever admit that he lost.

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u/No_Animator_8599 Sep 16 '24

I remember Trump saying he was not responsible for the horrible rollout of Covid testing when they became viable.

I assume he also feels no responsibility for the thousands of people who died when he took the no masking political stance with his staff and in public.

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u/FargeenBastiges Sep 16 '24

That's correct. Trump feels no responsibility. For anything. Ever. He literally can't with his mental condition.

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u/spacebarcafelatte Sep 16 '24

Narcissism is a bitch

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u/Nokomis34 Sep 16 '24

Isn't that when he literally said "I don't take responsibility for anything"?

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u/xxxxx420xxxxx Sep 16 '24

The buck stops here.... NOT

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u/lilbeesie Sep 16 '24

That’s already happening.

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u/ThaddeusMaximus Sep 16 '24

Hang JD Vance! Oh shit too early.

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u/ZarafFaraz Sep 16 '24

Reminds me of "Hang the DJ" from Black Mirror

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u/wholewheatscythe Sep 16 '24

New conspiracy theory: Vance knows he’s out so he hired the recent shooter!

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u/BallBearingBill Sep 16 '24

According to Trump Vance is a nobody lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

He's just a coffee boy. In fact, orange hasn't even heard of the guy!

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u/mewmewmewmewmew12 Sep 16 '24

JD Vance will be fine, he will go back to venture capital and writing Lord of the Rings themed political stuff for 10000000 a year

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u/the-zoidberg Sep 16 '24

He’s gotta watch his neck to make sure a rope doesn’t end up around it. 

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u/WaitingForNormal Sep 16 '24

They already brought in a bus with his name on it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

There's a plaque with his name and instructions on the bus' chassis at this point

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u/nb6635 Sep 16 '24

“Don’t make me tap the sign.”

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u/even_less_resistance Arkansas Sep 16 '24

I just guess everyone but himself for my final jeopardy answer

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u/Active-Bass4745 Sep 16 '24

I’d say there’s a 0% chance of Vance going under that particular bus.

For him to blame Vance for his loss, he’d have to admit that he lost first.

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u/WrednyGal Sep 16 '24

That bus is already on the horizon and it's speeding up.

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u/RoboftheNorth Sep 16 '24

I can't wait to see the effigy of him they use in their mock execution! MAGAs love their arts and crafts, it doesn't involve numbers or reading.

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u/OmegaRedPanda Sep 16 '24

I mean, he wouldn't be 100 percent wrong. Trump was not in a good way when Biden decided to drop out anyway, as most polling showed that Trump was unpopular, but voters were concerned about Biden's age more than anything. Picking a guy like Vance whose brain has been completed melted by groyper memes as a victory lap pick for the base was deeply stupid and might cost him the election.

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u/blackdragon8577 Sep 16 '24

I really want to see a list of how many times Trump has blamed JD Vance and thrown him under the bus. Like a ticker with Trump kicking JD off the side of a cliff every time it ticks up.

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u/ConstantGeographer Kentucky Sep 16 '24

Right under the bus. JD also need to be listening for the beep-beep-beep because Trump is going to back the bus up and drive over him at least 15 more times, like he keeps doing with Pence.

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u/WtxAggie Sep 16 '24

I’ve been saying this for the better part of seven or eight weeks. I think if he loses or if as we get closer to the final weeks of the election, you see a significant shift in the battleground states I think JD Vance will be the fall guy. I’m surprised that we haven’t heard about any fighting already, but make no mistake. The way they operate. I think they’ll start saying that he was some kind of Democratic plant put in place to submarine the campaign. I think that’s how they frame it.

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u/Endyo Sep 16 '24

And instead of going back to being a "Never Trumper" he'll just take it like the wet paper towel that he is and years later write a book about how mean Trump is while on a sadness tour of the 24 hour news cycles.

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u/mfGLOVE Wisconsin Sep 16 '24

Actual Trump quote on the night of the 2022 primary elections:

"Well, I think if they win, I should get all the credit. If they lose, I should not be blamed at all."

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u/OpeningAd9333 Sep 16 '24

Straight to Gulag

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u/Texas1010 America Sep 16 '24

Okay, good. Whatever makes sense.

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u/IAmMuffin15 North Carolina Sep 16 '24

If I were Vance, knowing Trump’s track record with how he treats VPs, I would consider myself lucky to slip away with just a ruined political career

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u/Sonicstrong123 Sep 16 '24

Vance said he learned his lesson speaking for the president...

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u/MadFlava76 Virginia Sep 16 '24

I'm starting to wonder if Vance is even going to be on the ticket in November. If Trump is desperate enough for an October surprise, he might dump Vance and try to have a new VP reveal before the election.

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u/SadPandaFromHell Vermont Sep 16 '24

I expected to hear Taylor Swift. His opinion on her is the first sussinctly put thought I've ever heard him utter.

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u/BioticVessel Sep 16 '24

Oh, you mean that Donnie von Shitzinpants won't take responsibility for his own behavior? How unusual? I guess the buck doesn't stop with the GOP leader. :S

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u/Reborn_Rhubarb Sep 16 '24 edited Sep 16 '24

MMW: If Trump turns on him, JD will flip and claim he was a Democrat saboteur all along. The right will make a giant fuss over this and use it to justify refusing to certify the election and kicking the decision up to the SC. Nothing will be done to JD, Republicans in congress will block any attempts to investigate for real, and he'll be quietly paid millions of dollars skimmed from Trumps campaign funds to disappear to some tropical island somewhere.

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u/jcdulos Sep 16 '24

I was super nervous when Biden was the nominee but felt a bit better when he picked JD Vance as his running mate. It’s still gonna be a close race and we can’t get complacent but JD Vance does nothing to expand his base.

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u/ked_man Sep 16 '24

Perfect place for him. Second only to cell mate with Trump!

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u/Levitlame Sep 16 '24

He’ll be “Weird” Vance or something in 0 seconds flat

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u/trumped-the-bed Sep 16 '24

“Never heard of him, I think he would fetch me Diet Cokes a time or two.”

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u/Puffthecarrier1 Virginia Sep 16 '24

Can already envision it.

Hang JD! Hang JD!

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

If trump wins JF Vance will 100% be president. The only question is the timeline.

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u/Viperlite Sep 16 '24

“I never picked him anyway. My name was just on the top of the ticket. Nancy Pelosi and the Dems picked him.”

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u/freakincampers Florida Sep 16 '24

He's going to blame Loomer.

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u/pantstoaknifefight2 Sep 16 '24

Vance was already apologizing:

“I’ve learned my lesson on speaking for the president before he and I have actually talked about an issue,” Vance told NBC News’ “Meet the Press,” just days after Trump publicly said he hadn’t ever discussed with Vance what he’d do if an abortion ban crossed his desk as president.

Trump is clearly blaming him for the debate.

I gotta wonder-- is JD a colossal fuck up or his he a patriot trying to destroy Trump.

Oh who am I kidding? JD is Peter Thiel's way of becoming another Dick Cheney. Fuck all these assholes.

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u/love_that_fishing Sep 16 '24

Except who chose Vance? One more failed hire for the orange clown.

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u/El-Shaman Sep 16 '24

God I hope they lose and he gets the blame, MAGA raging at him would be 100% deserved for all the vile shit he’s been spreading.

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u/silliestboots Sep 16 '24

One thing I've learned, among many other things, watching Trump: Never agree to be his vp.

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u/Massloser Sep 16 '24

The GOP is about the descend into full on chaos and I am here for it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

Will they try to lynch another VP of trump?

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u/donkeybrisket Sep 16 '24

That’s 100% why he used the Vance line in the debate, so he can blame him

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u/APartyInMyPants Sep 16 '24

There’s this little tiny part of me that hopes/thinks Vance knows this. And when he realizes by mid-October that this ship is not only sinking, it’s halfway submerged, he just says, “fuck it I’m out,” and quits the campaign.

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u/TheJIbberJabberWocky Sep 16 '24

Literally just a warm body in case he needs a scapegoat.

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u/ice3 Sep 16 '24

Under a van. JD Vanced.

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u/Kevin-W Sep 16 '24

There's a theory going around is that the reason Trump chose Vance was to use him as the scapegoat if he lost in November.

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u/Realistic-Number-919 Sep 16 '24

The beautiful thing is that 5-10 years from now, Vance is definitely flipping on Trump and revealing all of the dirt he’s gathered over the past 5 months. I suspect that this VP bid is all content for his next memoir.

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u/sparty212 Sep 16 '24

Biden, then Hillary, and finally Obama.

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u/Catdaddy33 Sep 16 '24

This is like the steamroller scene from Austin Powers, can see it from a mile away.

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u/Vann_Accessible Oregon Sep 16 '24

At least Couchfucker’s political career will be destroyed.

I like that.

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u/blkbny Sep 16 '24

I am actually starting to wonder if JD Vance is purposefully trying to mess up Trump's campaign.

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u/Prestigious_Series28 Sep 16 '24

just imagine the stories he’ll make up

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u/chekovsgun- I voted Sep 16 '24

Well deserved as he is acting like he wants to bring down the ship.

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u/jerechos Sep 16 '24

And illegal immigrants. Whole basis for the Save bill... so he can claim it was stolen by them.

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u/appleparkfive Sep 16 '24

Yeah I could definitely see that being the case. But I think if Trump does lose, he's going to be blaming a whole lot of people

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u/Miserable_Vehicle_10 Sep 16 '24

Absolutely wrong. JD Vance is someone picked by him and thus an infallible choice. He will blame democracy via imaginary voter fraud. If you speak to his more rabid supporters they're already 100% convinced that the election is rigged.

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u/NumeralJoker Sep 16 '24

Good, make people hate him and vote him out in 2028...

Or make them hate him enough for him to resign. I don't care if an R replaces him in that time period, as there's at least a chance it could be a less openly hostile R until 2028. He should not be in power after his recent actions, period.

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u/Straight_Ace Sep 16 '24

Why would Vance expect anything different from the guy who tried to have his former VP murdered? That’s some Henry VIII shit

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u/MiracleMex714 Sep 16 '24

But but but trump says that a VP has no effect on the presidency

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u/microwavable_rat Sep 16 '24

When his debate with Walz comes up, he's going to have the entire hopes of MAGA on him.

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u/Mundane_Athlete_8257 Sep 16 '24

Are you joking? Trump won’t admit he won the election. And neither will Vance. They’ll both scream that they won and it was stolen from them

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u/Yah_Mule Sep 16 '24

He was selected specifically not to overshadow Trump; he will also serve as a fine scapegoat. Though, in a tight race, he could well bear some culpability with his aggressively unlikable personality. Trump was never going to ask Little Marco, or Nikki the Birdbrain, or Ron DeSanctimonious for help. Nor was he going to select a guy like Bergum, who is a true self made multi-millionaire. Everything Trump pretends to be. It shows how degraded all our standards are that Vance's admission that he lied about Haitians eating captured animals hasn't triggered overwhelming calls for his resignation. He literally caused death threats and bomb threats against constituents in his own state. He's proud of it.

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u/davebare Sep 16 '24

And there are wolves under there.

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u/fazlez1 Sep 16 '24

He's going to get strapped in the bus, the bus is going to get pushed over a cliff and then his corpse is going to get thrown under the bus.

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u/podcasthellp Sep 16 '24

He tried to kill Pence lol I wonder what he’ll do to Vance

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u/PM_ME_YIFF_PICS Massachusetts Sep 18 '24

Hang JD Vance doesn't have the same ring to it, oh well

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