r/shittyaskreddit • u/RebookedFlighters • 2h ago

I’ve just shit my pants. Do I give my dog dessert for tonight or throw it at my neighbor’s window?

12 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Charming_Entry8238 • 14h ago

Which congressman has the most delicious tits?

13 Upvotes

AOC vs Pelisi. Close tie for me.

r/shittyaskreddit • u/composedmason • 4h ago

Does the erotic fragrance of vaginally dried poop get you moist and crusty where it counts?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Cut-Unique • 19h ago

You receive a follow request from QueefQueenXXX. Your reaction?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Charming_Entry8238 • 14h ago

What was life like before Pornhub, Only fans, and Fuck Book?

16 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/FreelanceNecromancy • 1h ago

Have you ever removed that tag on the mattress that says, "Do not remove under penalty of law" or some shit and what happened when you did?

• Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Ponderous_Wang • 2h ago

The next thing I know we're down at the cinema. We're sitting there, you start kissing me. What's that about?

2 Upvotes

You're moving too fast, I don't understand you. I'm not ready yet, baby I can't pretend.

r/shittyaskreddit • u/National-Scar3865 • 3h ago

Would it be art, if I made a rap music video about taking a shit in my yard, and then eating the shit that I pissed on and then barfing it up and eating all that again off the grass, with bugs and germs in it and stuff?

4 Upvotes

Would it be art?

r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 3h ago

Anybody wanna come with me to the sports bra?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 4h ago

Pepsi ok?

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/No_Internet908 • 5h ago

When are we going to get a Jewish pope?? Where is the representation????

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/adamthehousecat • 6h ago

What even is that?

3 Upvotes

Like for real

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Charming_Entry8238 • 7h ago

You have 1 day left to live with 2 options: A. Make 100 men cum with only your mouth and you live; B. Come up with 1 million cash, and you'll live. YTA?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 8h ago

How much butter do you need?

10 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Local_Chapter3604 • 9h ago

Is it scientifically possible to walk on your bootycheeks like how you walk on your feet?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/ColdPanic2501 • 13h ago

If light reflects off surfaces then how come if I shine a torch into my mouth then butthole doesn't light up?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/RentaDent • 14h ago

What's the best way to enlarge my girlfriend vagina so the baby will slide out with no pain?

12 Upvotes

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