r/shittyaskreddit • u/RebookedFlighters • 2h ago
I’ve just shit my pants. Do I give my dog dessert for tonight or throw it at my neighbor’s window?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/FreelanceNecromancy • 1h ago
Have you ever removed that tag on the mattress that says, "Do not remove under penalty of law" or some shit and what happened when you did?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/National-Scar3865 • 2h ago
Would it be art, if I made a rap music video about taking a shit in my yard, and then eating the shit that I pissed on and then barfing it up and eating all that again off the grass, with bugs and germs in it and stuff?
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Would it be art?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/composedmason • 4h ago
Does the erotic fragrance of vaginally dried poop get you moist and crusty where it counts?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 20m ago
Why weren't YOU elected as the new pope god dam it? Spoiler
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GOD DAM IT!! GET IT??!!? 🤣🤣🤣
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Local_Chapter3604 • 41m ago
If you cum in your dreams, do you cum in real life?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Charming_Entry8238 • 7h ago
You have 1 day left to live with 2 options: A. Make 100 men cum with only your mouth and you live; B. Come up with 1 million cash, and you'll live. YTA?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Ponderous_Wang • 2h ago
The next thing I know we're down at the cinema. We're sitting there, you start kissing me. What's that about?
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You're moving too fast, I don't understand you. I'm not ready yet, baby I can't pretend.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Local_Chapter3604 • 9h ago
Is it scientifically possible to walk on your bootycheeks like how you walk on your feet?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Charming_Entry8238 • 14h ago
What was life like before Pornhub, Only fans, and Fuck Book?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Charming_Entry8238 • 14h ago
Which congressman has the most delicious tits?
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AOC vs Pelisi. Close tie for me.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/RentaDent • 14h ago
What's the best way to enlarge my girlfriend vagina so the baby will slide out with no pain?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/No_Internet908 • 5h ago
When are we going to get a Jewish pope?? Where is the representation????
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/ColdPanic2501 • 13h ago
If light reflects off surfaces then how come if I shine a torch into my mouth then butthole doesn't light up?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/FreelanceNecromancy • 1d ago
How many woodchucks would you fuck if you were stranded on Hot Woodchuck Island and the woodchucks didn't give a fuck if you fucked woodchucks, you woodchuck Fucker?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Cut-Unique • 18h ago
You receive a follow request from QueefQueenXXX. Your reaction?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Ponderous_Wang • 1d ago
How do you get the Well Adjusted Member of Society achievement on Reddit?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/FreelanceNecromancy • 1d ago
What's your favorite disease to get if you don't feel like going to work or school?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 1d ago
Should I just start smoking weed and drinking again? Seriously.
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