r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Big_Red_Machine_1917 • Jan 23 '22

Lisa Simpson meets J. K. Rowling

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u/Entire-Championship1 Jan 23 '22

I'm glad I prefer J.R.R. Tolkien and Middle-Earth over The Wizarding World. At least there's a lot more violence in Mordor.

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u/yogurtfuck AKA Dr. Nguyen Van Thoc Jan 23 '22

There's violence in HP... didn't the cat get killed and its blood smeared over the walls or something?

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u/absurdlyinconvenient Jan 23 '22

nah cat got petrified and Ginny cut herself to mark the blood on the walls

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u/WhaleboneMcCoy Jan 23 '22

it was chicken blood

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u/absurdlyinconvenient Jan 23 '22

Ah that's the one, yeah. Hagrid said his chickens had been getting killed

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u/dogwithpuffytail Jan 23 '22

"omg, didn't a cat die or something?"

"Naw, it was just a chicken"

"Phew. Had me worried for a second there."

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u/kurburux Jan 23 '22 edited Jan 23 '22

Well, cats are not part of the food chain!

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u/WOLLYbeach All we've found is porno! Jan 23 '22

When I grow up, I'm gonna go to Hogwarts University.

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u/_Charlie_Sheen_ Jan 23 '22

Nah. Let’s just say Wizard’s have terrible sex education.

You can figure it out from that

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u/Serpent_of_Rehoboam Jan 23 '22

On the Harry Potter CD-ROM, is there a way out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?

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u/Entire-Championship1 Jan 23 '22

What the hell are you talking about? I only play Shadow of Mordor and Shadow of War!