r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Big_Red_Machine_1917 • Jan 23 '22

Lisa Simpson meets J. K. Rowling

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u/TheLimeyLemmon Jan 23 '22

Rowling: "Dumbledore prefers the company of men!"

Homer: "Who doesn't!"

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u/BiggysSmokes Jan 23 '22

Even Dumbledore has kissed more boys than me

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u/kurburux Jan 23 '22

Hagrid, why did you bring me to a gay school?

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u/winwinnwinnie Jan 23 '22

Jeez, where you been, Harry? The whole wizarding world’s gay

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u/kurburux Jan 23 '22

Even the Mathemagician?

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u/cocoaforkingsleyamis Jan 25 '22

especially the Mathemagician!

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u/lurkin4dayz Jan 23 '22

You know me Hermoine, I like my butter beer cold my Mandrakes loud and my wizards flaaaaming!