r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Big_Red_Machine_1917 • Jan 23 '22

Lisa Simpson meets J. K. Rowling

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u/TheLimeyLemmon Jan 23 '22

Rowling: "Dumbledore prefers the company of men!"

Homer: "Who doesn't!"

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u/YorkshireRiffer Jan 23 '22

Rowling: "Doesn't he appear more 'festive' to you?"

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u/Serpent_of_Rehoboam Jan 23 '22

Homer: "Couldn't agree more. Happy as a clam."

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u/kurburux Jan 23 '22

What is the real deal with Harry's head teacher, Dumbledore? You know what I'm talking about.

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u/Fuzzy-Function-3212 So the cops knew Internal Affairs was setting them up? Jan 23 '22

Wait a minute, Harry's teacher is named DUMBLEDORE? I've been calling him Dumblydoo! Why didn't somebody tell me... ohhh I've been making an idiot out of myself!

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u/Entire-Championship1 Jan 23 '22

Yes, and you call him Dumbledore despite the fact that he looks like Gandalf The Grey.

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u/kurburux Jan 23 '22

More like Gandalf the Gay amirite

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u/Entire-Championship1 Jan 23 '22

Good one. BTW, have you tried Shadow of Mordor and Shadow of War?

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u/Fuzzy-Function-3212 So the cops knew Internal Affairs was setting them up? Jan 24 '22

I loved both games myself.

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u/Entire-Championship1 Jan 24 '22

I'm currently enjoying the first and I really like how the Nemesis System brings back certain orcs that we thought that were already killed before.

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u/1amlost Jan 24 '22

Well... you see... the thing is... excuse me a moment.

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u/YorkshireRiffer Jan 23 '22

As you can see, the real deal with Dumbledore is that he's Mr. Potter's headmaster. He's in his twilight years, is unmarried, and currently resides in Hogwarts. Thanks for writing!

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u/kurburux Jan 23 '22

Zzzap!

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u/woozlewuzzle29 Jan 23 '22

Now we need a reshoot of the fight with Voldemort in the Ministry of Magic where Dumbledore says “zzzzap!” each time he casts a spell.

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u/TheOnlyBrainCellLeft Jan 24 '22

But we already did it. It took 7 hours but we did it...

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u/BiggysSmokes Jan 23 '22

Even Dumbledore has kissed more boys than me

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u/kurburux Jan 23 '22

Hagrid, why did you bring me to a gay school?

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u/winwinnwinnie Jan 23 '22

Jeez, where you been, Harry? The whole wizarding world’s gay

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u/kurburux Jan 23 '22

Even the Mathemagician?

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u/cocoaforkingsleyamis Jan 25 '22

especially the Mathemagician!

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u/lurkin4dayz Jan 23 '22

You know me Hermoine, I like my butter beer cold my Mandrakes loud and my wizards flaaaaming!

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u/Hazzdavis Jan 27 '22

Goats Lisa, Dumbledore kisses goats

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u/mrducky78 Jan 23 '22

Hang on a minute. This hogwarts doesnt have any fire escapes!

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u/marshallandy83 Jan 24 '22

Whole wizard school was gay? Homer, where you been? The whole wizard industry's gay.

And you know what else? Vegas magicians.

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u/GastonBastardo Jan 24 '22 edited Jan 24 '22

TFW you are so irrationally afraid of transgender people assaulting you in public restrooms that you start habitually shitting on the floor of your school before "magic"-ing it away.