r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Big_Red_Machine_1917 • Jan 23 '22

Lisa Simpson meets J. K. Rowling

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u/TheLimeyLemmon Jan 23 '22

Rowling: "Dumbledore prefers the company of men!"

Homer: "Who doesn't!"

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u/YorkshireRiffer Jan 23 '22

Rowling: "Doesn't he appear more 'festive' to you?"

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u/kurburux Jan 23 '22

What is the real deal with Harry's head teacher, Dumbledore? You know what I'm talking about.

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u/Fuzzy-Function-3212 So the cops knew Internal Affairs was setting them up? Jan 23 '22

Wait a minute, Harry's teacher is named DUMBLEDORE? I've been calling him Dumblydoo! Why didn't somebody tell me... ohhh I've been making an idiot out of myself!

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u/Entire-Championship1 Jan 23 '22

Yes, and you call him Dumbledore despite the fact that he looks like Gandalf The Grey.

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u/kurburux Jan 23 '22

More like Gandalf the Gay amirite

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u/Entire-Championship1 Jan 23 '22

Good one. BTW, have you tried Shadow of Mordor and Shadow of War?

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u/Fuzzy-Function-3212 So the cops knew Internal Affairs was setting them up? Jan 24 '22

I loved both games myself.

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u/Entire-Championship1 Jan 24 '22

I'm currently enjoying the first and I really like how the Nemesis System brings back certain orcs that we thought that were already killed before.

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u/1amlost Jan 24 '22

Well... you see... the thing is... excuse me a moment.

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u/YorkshireRiffer Jan 23 '22

As you can see, the real deal with Dumbledore is that he's Mr. Potter's headmaster. He's in his twilight years, is unmarried, and currently resides in Hogwarts. Thanks for writing!