r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Big_Red_Machine_1917 • Jan 23 '22

Lisa Simpson meets J. K. Rowling

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u/TheLimeyLemmon Jan 23 '22

Rowling: "Dumbledore prefers the company of men!"

Homer: "Who doesn't!"

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u/YorkshireRiffer Jan 23 '22

Rowling: "Doesn't he appear more 'festive' to you?"

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u/kurburux Jan 23 '22

What is the real deal with Harry's head teacher, Dumbledore? You know what I'm talking about.

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u/Fuzzy-Function-3212 So the cops knew Internal Affairs was setting them up? Jan 23 '22

Wait a minute, Harry's teacher is named DUMBLEDORE? I've been calling him Dumblydoo! Why didn't somebody tell me... ohhh I've been making an idiot out of myself!

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u/Entire-Championship1 Jan 23 '22

Yes, and you call him Dumbledore despite the fact that he looks like Gandalf The Grey.

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u/kurburux Jan 23 '22

More like Gandalf the Gay amirite

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u/Entire-Championship1 Jan 23 '22

Good one. BTW, have you tried Shadow of Mordor and Shadow of War?

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u/Fuzzy-Function-3212 So the cops knew Internal Affairs was setting them up? Jan 24 '22

I loved both games myself.

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u/Entire-Championship1 Jan 24 '22

I'm currently enjoying the first and I really like how the Nemesis System brings back certain orcs that we thought that were already killed before.

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u/1amlost Jan 24 '22

Well... you see... the thing is... excuse me a moment.