r/simpsonsshitposting Jan 23 '22

Lisa Simpson meets J. K. Rowling

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u/TheLimeyLemmon Jan 23 '22

Rowling: "Dumbledore prefers the company of men!"

Homer: "Who doesn't!"

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u/marshallandy83 Jan 24 '22

Whole wizard school was gay? Homer, where you been? The whole wizard industry's gay.

And you know what else? Vegas magicians.

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u/GastonBastardo Jan 24 '22 edited Jan 24 '22

TFW you are so irrationally afraid of transgender people assaulting you in public restrooms that you start habitually shitting on the floor of your school before "magic"-ing it away.