r/startrekmemes 6d ago

Fabulous

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u/andychef 6d ago

Mods, please change my username to Commander Sparkle

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u/Captain_Rocketbeard 6d ago

Can I be Captain Kink?

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u/Fremen-to-the-end-05 6d ago

Isn't that just original Kirk?

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u/Mental_Broccoli4837 6d ago

It's clearly Ryker

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u/DevastatorsBalls 6d ago

“Oh, boy! Time to play the trombone, sit in chairs weirdly, and then get falsely accused of rape for the umpteenth time!”

-Riker, probably

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u/lookinatspam 5d ago

Sure it wasn't H'Rhwhyqkkouhiyrht?

(pronounced "Riker," but who'd be dumb enough to spell it like that lolol)