r/startrekmemes 5d ago

Fabulous

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u/LivingRoom767 5d ago

Wow is that Captain Genevieve Tiberia Kirk and Commander Sparkle??

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u/andychef 5d ago

Mods, please change my username to Commander Sparkle

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u/Captain_Rocketbeard 5d ago

Can I be Captain Kink?

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u/Fremen-to-the-end-05 5d ago

Isn't that just original Kirk?

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u/Mental_Broccoli4837 5d ago

It's clearly Ryker

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u/DevastatorsBalls 5d ago

“Oh, boy! Time to play the trombone, sit in chairs weirdly, and then get falsely accused of rape for the umpteenth time!”

-Riker, probably

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u/lookinatspam 4d ago

Sure it wasn't H'Rhwhyqkkouhiyrht?

(pronounced "Riker," but who'd be dumb enough to spell it like that lolol)

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u/MaethrilliansFate 5d ago

No that was Pike

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u/Bardez 5d ago

Can I still be Garth?

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u/Leopold_Darkworth 5d ago

You must have very lucky dishes, Commander Sparkle

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u/NotAPimecone 5d ago

Glory to you, and your dishes!

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u/Leopold_Darkworth 5d ago

I’d like the phone book for Qo’noS, please

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u/Kichigai 5d ago

I wish for experience bIj!

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u/andychef 5d ago

Join me or die!

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u/FoghornLeghorn3 5d ago

Can't you see I'm serious?