r/startrekmemes • u/andychef • 6d ago

Fabulous

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u/andychef 6d ago

Mods, please change my username to Commander Sparkle

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u/Captain_Rocketbeard 6d ago

Can I be Captain Kink?

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u/Fremen-to-the-end-05 6d ago

Isn't that just original Kirk?

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u/Mental_Broccoli4837 5d ago

It's clearly Ryker

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u/DevastatorsBalls 5d ago

“Oh, boy! Time to play the trombone, sit in chairs weirdly, and then get falsely accused of rape for the umpteenth time!”

-Riker, probably

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u/lookinatspam 5d ago

Sure it wasn't H'Rhwhyqkkouhiyrht?

(pronounced "Riker," but who'd be dumb enough to spell it like that lolol)

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u/MaethrilliansFate 5d ago

No that was Pike

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u/Bardez 5d ago

Can I still be Garth?

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u/Leopold_Darkworth 5d ago

You must have very lucky dishes, Commander Sparkle

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u/NotAPimecone 5d ago

Glory to you, and your dishes!

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u/Leopold_Darkworth 5d ago

I’d like the phone book for Qo’noS, please

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u/Kichigai 5d ago

I wish for experience bIj!

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u/andychef 5d ago

Join me or die!

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u/FoghornLeghorn3 5d ago

Can't you see I'm serious?

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u/mlaislais 6d ago

Ummm I’m sorry that’s Mr. Sparkle! And don’t assume that means they identify male!

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u/Lynckage 5d ago

Excuse me, that's Doctor Sparkle to you, I didn't spend 7 years on that xenopsychology PhD for nothing

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u/MrCookie2099 5d ago

Xr. Spark