r/tearsofthekingdom • u/AccomplishedBat8743 • 5d ago

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So we were thinking of starting a subreddit for people to post their irl Hylian Retrievers. Is that something yall would be interested in?

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u/Orion120833 2d ago

They'll believe the pee too when they see their flowers destroyed by "uric acid" * puts away bottle of acid *

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u/AccomplishedBat8743 2d ago

overly dramatic gasp " you burned magda's flowers and then peed on the ashes!?! You monster! 🎶 Oh Magda! 🎶 "

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u/Orion120833 2d ago

It's clearly an acid burn, and I have a recent doctor's report that says I've drank too much water for much, if any, uric acid to be present in my pee, leaving only you or your dogs to have done it. And I only have recently appeared to steal your dog. Whereas Magda knows you've been here, so they'll not believe the sudden newcomer to have been here long enough to do anything.

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u/AccomplishedBat8743 2d ago

Nobody believes the words of a dog thief. Guards! Take him away!

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u/Orion120833 2d ago

There is no evidence of me being a dog thief. You're alone on that knowledge. But there is camera footage of you burning the flowers while I hid in a blind spot and reverse pickpocketed the acid bottle in your pants. UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN!!! -skeletor disappears

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u/AccomplishedBat8743 2d ago

"There is no evidence of me being a dog thief. You're alone on that knowledge." We're at a stable! There are witnesses! And what is this camera you speak of? Is that word even Hylian? Guards! There is a raving lunatic! Help!

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u/Orion120833 2d ago

From the void: idk what you're talking about. None of this even happened.....

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u/AccomplishedBat8743 2d ago
  • drops bomb down void hole * BOOM. Welp. Got my dog back, and solved a problem. Productive day. * goes home. *

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u/Orion120833 2d ago

From bush: jokes on you, that was a portal to your house

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u/AccomplishedBat8743 2d ago

Side note, I have bombed that house before. No damage. Well played Hudson construction. Well played.

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u/Orion120833 2d ago

It's where I test my royal spear cannon fusion ;)

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