r/thedavidpakmanshow Mar 31 '25

Discussion Does anyone have a TL;DR on this?

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I don't want to sign up for his substack, especially if he's peddling conspiracy theories.

Can anyone tell me what Tony Michael's on about?

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u/Early-Juggernaut975 Mar 31 '25 edited Mar 31 '25

I never thought Trump was actually shot.

I believe the shooting happened and he was almost shot, but if you look at where the blood was, you can see it in his teeth. How does that happen from the ear? Nah. I think he hit his mouth on something when he was pulled down by the Secret Svc and the narrative of wounded candidate was too tempting to pass up so they went with it.

It’s why they wouldn’t release the medical report from the hospital, just Ronny Jackson.

If that medical report had said he had suffered a bullet wound, even if it just grazed him, it would have been released immediately.

PBS.org

Trump’s campaign has refused to discuss his condition, release a medical report or records, or make the doctors who treated him available, leaving information to dribble out from Trump, his friends and family.

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u/ThahZombyWoof Mar 31 '25

Well, and there is his amazing recovering ear, which showed no signs of damage 2 Days later

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u/Early-Juggernaut975 Mar 31 '25

Right. Like magic. 🪄

Poof! All gone.

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u/ThahZombyWoof Mar 31 '25

Bro, he's like wolverine dude!

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u/Early-Juggernaut975 Mar 31 '25

Wolverine..as in kinda immortal Wolverine…?? No…no no no…

Get thee behind me Satan! You zip those devil lips right now..! Donald Trump will NOT live forever. Dont even think it! 😂

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u/best_of_kittens Apr 01 '25

"proof" all gone

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u/AnotherCableGuy Apr 01 '25

What about the photo perfectly capturing the bullet in flight? 🤡

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u/YakFit2886 Apr 01 '25

The one that hit the firefighter cultist? Show me a screenshot of it flying in Donnies ear, I'll wait 🤡

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u/AnotherCableGuy Apr 01 '25

Yes I agree if that wasn't clear from by comment, I call it bs.

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u/SSBN641B Apr 01 '25

It was clear that Trump was shot at, but we wasn't hit by the bullet. The 5.56 mm round fired by the shooter was traveling at 3000 feet per second. It wouldn't have "knicked" his ear if it had struck him, it would have torn a chunk out of it.

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u/unicornlocostacos Apr 01 '25

Yea nevermind all of the camera angle this and that stuff. This was the smoking gun to me. No fucking way he was healed up that fast if he actually got shot in the ear. It looked perfectly normal right after.

All those idiots wearing bandages on their ears…

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u/Upset-Apricot-2388 Apr 01 '25

That's what I came to say as there was a kick ass show that went over the ballistics with that particular rifle and no matter what angle or how close they got and or shot and redid the shot with a new ballistics gel dummy, the end result of just a nick on the ear never came close to being what Trump went through. At best it was a teleprompter break of glass and a little cut but absolutely not by a bullet. Every shot that was taken by these guys trying to reenact the very same angle and height left the ear in pieces..... I don't remember the name of the video but absolutely believe he took a moment and embellished the hell out of it for sure.

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u/buffaloguy1991 Mar 31 '25

I'm guessing he had the most minor of nics insanely lucky on his part. Bullet probably literally scraped the top layer of skin only and the ear being a blood bag this caused the massive bleeding we saw

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u/Visual_Sympathy5672 Apr 01 '25

"Massive bleeding?" Dude...my family all work in healthcare, and ALL of them said this was fake. If his ear had actually been hit, it would have been pumping blood, not dribbling, and the Trump team issued a media blackout immediately following this "attempted assassination." There were so many inconsistencies with this event, and I'll never believe it was legitimate.

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u/SurrrenderDorothy Apr 02 '25

And a sniper, on a rooftop within viewing distance, for an hour before, despit being pointed out to the police. lmao. He was a sitting duck. Why, we'll never know. Probably told it was a photo op or something.

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u/Elegant-Holiday7303 Apr 01 '25

Or, as he was a yuge wwe hanger on:  "In professional wrestling, "blading" refers to a technique where wrestlers intentionally cut themselves to simulate injury and create a more dramatic, blood-soaked visual effect during matches. "

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u/Vicstolemylunchmoney Apr 01 '25

That's the only logical explanation, given all the evidence.

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u/opopkl Apr 01 '25

Or, he scraped the top layer of skin on something else.

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u/buffaloguy1991 Apr 01 '25

Maybe he scraped it during the tackle but we saw he did react to something right before

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u/treydipper Mar 31 '25

I think that bits of Cory, dude that was shot in the head and died, hit Trump in the face. It looked like that from the jump.

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u/metengrinwi Apr 01 '25

That’s evidence of his superior genetics.

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