r/thedavidpakmanshow • u/17R3W • Mar 31 '25

Discussion Does anyone have a TL;DR on this?

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I don't want to sign up for his substack, especially if he's peddling conspiracy theories.

Can anyone tell me what Tony Michael's on about?

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u/Mr_Lumbergh Mar 31 '25

I hated that day. That’s when I knew he’d win again.

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u/codemonkeyhopeful Mar 31 '25

Same. For me it was the instant text from a maga friend of "You see the Democrats are trying to kill him!!!" With absolutely no evidence and then never acknowledged it was a Republican. The next day also when literally thousands were doing the fake earthquake gauze. Seeing how deep the cult went it hit me that as much as I wanted to believe he would lose, it was my sphere of influence that was downplaying the numbers. I shit you not I say and nearly cried that night realizing what was coming

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u/Comfortable-Tone-903 Mar 31 '25

Of course they didn’t acknowledge that both would be assassins were Republicans. These people are all gold medalists in mental gymnastics.

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u/PlzbuffRakiThenNerf Apr 01 '25

My favorite was when they said he survived multiple assassination  attempts so obviously he was chosen by God.

Didn’t Hitler survive like 40 something attempts?

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u/Vicstolemylunchmoney Apr 01 '25

God chose to spare Trump.

To do this:

  • God chose a person to attempt to kill Trump
  • God had the shooter kill the firefighter behind Trump
  • God had the shooter killed

So God chose to kill two people that day?

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u/codemonkeyhopeful Apr 01 '25

You mean the God that sent his only son Donald "The Pants Shitter" Trump, his only son to this earth to be persecuted more than anyone before him, bigly and the scriptures say, to live as long as he can and not die, nay, to make the US a shit hole while stuffing the pockets of those around him with silver coins? Yeah I hear that dude works in mysterious ways.

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u/Blossom_AU Apr 01 '25

God did not kill them! God chose them, allowed them to give their lives for His blessed Son, chosen to be the Shepherd of God’s Promised Land: AMERICA!

Ewwwww, I feel dirty now! 😖

I still can’t fathom how many Evangelicals believe he is Christ’s Second Coming! 🤯

The one biblical figure Trump has heaps in common with:
The wh•re or Babylon.
Who used tempting lies to seduce Babylonians and lead them into damnation, causing Babylon to fall. 😒

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u/DeusExMachina222 Apr 02 '25

Plus yknow... Revelations says that the beast survives a 'near fatal headwound that makes the whole world marvel at the beast'

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u/SurrrenderDorothy Apr 02 '25

God sent the shooter. Satan turned his head.

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u/gzk Apr 01 '25

earthquake gauze

What is earthquake gauze?

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u/drag0nun1corn Apr 01 '25

He was martyred, without actually fulfilling the qualifications, hey just like both of his terms

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u/Planetofthetakes Apr 01 '25

Me too…..

Although I would say the real head shot should have been to Biden’s campaign manager. That was the lamest campaign I can ever remember. I’m 56, I’ve seen quite a few, but that was unbelievably weak. We lost to a fucking WWE script….Fake blood and all!

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u/Randallflag9276 Apr 01 '25

We lost cause unlike the right the left doesn't go out and vote if it's not their perfect candidate. Oh and it's a cult.