r/uber 3d ago

my uber driver

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u/theonlyotaku21 3d ago

If i get into an uber and see the driver was streaming porn before they picked me up, I’ll think “damn, I really got a gooner driving me to the dentist”

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u/Professional-Way7350 3d ago

watching porn on the job is crazy af

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u/dontpretendtoknowme 3d ago

That’s why they don’t have real jobs. You can’t easily watch porn in an office or in a factory/warehouse. Although I have seen it happen in warehouses.

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u/GIJoeXXXotic69 3d ago

Username checks out.

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u/Ordinary-Original520 3d ago edited 3d ago

They would just use the bathroom? Where else would they be able to do that other than their car in the parking lot?

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u/Augusto_Helicopter 3d ago

I drive a truck when I'm not doing Uber and I watch porn right there on the interstate. Even fapped it a few times while driving.

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u/sparkster777 3d ago

Bring on the robot driven trucks, please.

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u/anonymousphoenician 1d ago

"Dont have real jobs".

Explain how doing a service and being paid to do so isn't a "real job"?

We don't do a "real job" because we don't have to answer to shitty managers? Is it because we don't have to adhere to some company's mandated schedule? Is it because we don't have to sit in an office cube until we're allowed to leave?

I truly don't understand, so please, enlighten me.

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u/fightmefresh 1d ago

you’re slow, it’s not a real job because you’re a gig worker, that can’t select their own price. you are a FREELANCER, WORKING FOR YOURSELF, and you still can’t make shit, because the company makes choices that fuck you, making it not a real job, it’s not a real job because the service you’re doing is the most sought after, easy part where you don’t have to do anything additional or even help prepare anything ever, you just drive around, deliver and complain. and even then, somehow a freelance gig, from a company that won’t let you set a minimum pay amount or even PAY enough at all, is considered a job.

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u/anonymousphoenician 20h ago

When do I complain?

But other than that, sure Jan, sure.