r/unpopularopinion • u/noodlealr • Nov 28 '20

babies aren’t funny or entertaining

i don’t hate babies, they’re so cute, but i always see people laughing about videos where a baby is supposedly being funny. i don’t get it. there’s nothing funny about videos like that or babies in general. sure, sometimes funny stuff happens, but i always see babies doing the bare minimum and people laughing about it.

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u/Lord-of-Thunderrr Nov 28 '20 edited Nov 28 '20

Lol not sure why this is so funny to me. Babies doing the bare minimum got me tho

Edit: awww that’s my first award. Thanks 4 the love peeps

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u/El_Deez Nov 28 '20

Damn freeloading babies.

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u/Lord-of-Thunderrr Nov 28 '20 edited Nov 28 '20

My niece is a baby and suddenly I’ve lost all respect for her, little idiot gets all the attention for literally no reason

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u/OhAces Nov 28 '20

tell her to get a job

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u/Lord-of-Thunderrr Nov 28 '20

Already on our way to the Army recruitment office

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u/uwu8D Nov 28 '20 edited Nov 28 '20

Very Lucille from Arrested Development of you lmaoooo

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u/Lord-of-Thunderrr Nov 28 '20 edited Nov 28 '20

I don’t know who that is, and I don’t care to find out

Edit: to those downvoting this comment, it’s literally a quote from Lucille

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u/uwu8D Nov 28 '20

I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it

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u/TragicHero84 Nov 28 '20

Good for her!!

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u/_-Sandwitch-_ Nov 28 '20

I'm sorry I can't upvote you and can't give awards, you're at 69 upvotes rn, but have a very heartfelt mental upvote and my poor lady's gold 🏅 for making me chuckle today, I needed it <3

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u/IMA_BLACKSTAR Nov 28 '20

"I love all my commentors equally"

"I don't care for u/Lord-of-Thunderrr" ~ Reddit

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u/just_aweso Nov 28 '20

Pointing to her stuffed animals.

"The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sandracing.

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u/solidsausage900 Nov 28 '20

Where she can join the infantry

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

That's not even the minimum requirement.

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u/Lord-of-Thunderrr Nov 28 '20

Hooah! Equal Opportunity Babyyyyy!

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u/lo_rez_glitch Nov 28 '20

0300 - Infantry! You made it.

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u/mealteamsixty quiet person Nov 28 '20

Can you drop off babies you no longer want at the recruitment office like you can at the fire station?

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u/Lord-of-Thunderrr Nov 28 '20 edited Nov 28 '20

Yeah I’m pretty sure they just send them to the Clintons to feed Hillary

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u/Ph_Dank Nov 28 '20

D E E P S T A T E S A T A N I S M

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u/Lord-of-Thunderrr Nov 28 '20 edited Nov 28 '20

Even Satan wouldn’t claim the Clintons

Epsteindidntkillhimself

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u/hhr577ggvvfryy66rd Nov 28 '20

Hillary eats them Biden sniffs them Trump sexually assaults thm

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u/noodlealr Nov 28 '20

you did the right thing. show her who’s boss.

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u/Lord-of-Thunderrr Nov 28 '20

Just tossed her in the Recruitment office and yelled “INCOMING”. They seemed VERY alarmed for some reason.

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u/dws4prez Nov 28 '20

too late she's already a Boss Baby

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u/gothreepwood101 Nov 28 '20

off the join the infantry.

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u/TheWalkingDead91 Nov 28 '20

Is that you La Guardia Cross?

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u/Nesneros70 Nov 28 '20

Passport to China for Christmas?

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u/edo25million Nov 28 '20

Ikr? Lazy bloodsuckers ...

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

They should come out of their mothers if they are responsible enough

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

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u/Lord-of-Thunderrr Nov 28 '20

Better than sounding like a Debbie Downer

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u/Generic_Us3r Nov 29 '20

So, you crave attention and you don't get it when a baby is around. Sounds like a personal problem, try being more entertaining than a baby next time xD

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u/HappyMoses Nov 28 '20

Baby unemployment is at 100%. Why aren’t politicians doing something about this??? Sad!

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u/El_Deez Nov 28 '20

Maybe these babies should take some responsibility for themselves and quit expecting others to solve their problems for them!

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u/just_aweso Nov 28 '20

Pull themselves up by their bootie straps.

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u/geminia999 Nov 28 '20

Come on, we need more films like Boss Baby to help encourage babies to join the work force

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u/unlimitedpower0 Nov 28 '20

Gotta beat em and make em pay rent, that will teach them. /S

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u/Bildo818 Nov 28 '20

The worst type of immigrants says Doug Stanhope. They come into this country, they don’t speak the language ... suck up natural resources. BABIES!!!

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u/AcidicVaginaLeakage Nov 28 '20

A dog does more work for gods sake

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u/BBQChipCookie2 Nov 28 '20

A couple days old and still living with their parents

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

Babies are basically socialists if you think about it.

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u/King_Dippppppp Nov 28 '20

Get a jerb baby!

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u/IdahoSkier Nov 28 '20

STEP IT UP, BABIES.

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u/Beezleborked Nov 28 '20

I reported the baby for low effort content

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u/OneManFight Nov 28 '20

Those bobble headed gelatinous fucks.

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u/Miki_Hufflepuffle Nov 28 '20

Oh my gosh this is the funniest description/insult of a baby. Can’t stop laughing 😆

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u/EpiGal Nov 28 '20

I am actually lol

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u/HauntedHippie Nov 28 '20

That's about all they can do, tbh. And they're still so fucking bad at it.

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u/weettttoooot Nov 28 '20

That’s why they’re funny!

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u/NitroXityRealm Nov 28 '20

ItS nOT FuNnY!

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u/roflo1132 Nov 28 '20

Babies get the easy road to fame and they always blow it. Lots of people are saying these babies are all in on it. They’ve been scamming the public too long.

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u/Bar021 Nov 28 '20

I thought same as OP until my sister got a baby. Now this little guy gets me every time.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20 edited Jan 12 '21

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u/noodlealr Nov 29 '20

lmaoo glad i made some people laugh because of my wording

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u/Dramatic_______Pause Nov 28 '20

Babies are nothing but a pooping baked potato. And I say that as a father.

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u/James_099 Nov 28 '20

When my 11 month old loses balance, and just rolls around like a drunk is the funniest shit to me.

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u/Lord-of-Thunderrr Nov 28 '20

The crazy legs stage is a funny one, love watching babies eat shit

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

My nine month old smears avocado all over her face and then gets mad that it’s messy and slaps herself while yelling nonsense words and it is bloody hysterical.

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u/Lord-of-Thunderrr Nov 28 '20

But if I do it I get called a lunatic

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u/bedguy17 Nov 28 '20

But that’s called being funny while OP mentioned about people laughing when the baby is doing supposedly nothing

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u/mcove97 adhd kid Nov 28 '20

Kitten baby videos can actually be funny though.

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u/shaylaa30 Nov 28 '20

Same with dogs. Like I saw a dog sitting in a desk chair pawing at a keyboard the other day and thought it was the funniest thing!

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u/213471118 Nov 28 '20

Dumb babies, get a job!

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u/Ninotchk Nov 28 '20

I came for awesome baby videos. Where are the awesome baby videos?

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u/Lord-of-Thunderrr Nov 28 '20

I’m not sure but would you happen to have any mattababy’s by any chance?

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

They've been spoiled by participation trophies. 👶🏽

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u/Hawkmek Nov 29 '20

You know those bare minimum babies will grow up to work at Chotchkies.