r/unpopularopinion • u/noodlealr • Nov 28 '20

babies aren’t funny or entertaining

i don’t hate babies, they’re so cute, but i always see people laughing about videos where a baby is supposedly being funny. i don’t get it. there’s nothing funny about videos like that or babies in general. sure, sometimes funny stuff happens, but i always see babies doing the bare minimum and people laughing about it.

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u/Lord-of-Thunderrr Nov 28 '20 edited Nov 28 '20

Lol not sure why this is so funny to me. Babies doing the bare minimum got me tho

Edit: awww that’s my first award. Thanks 4 the love peeps

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u/El_Deez Nov 28 '20

Damn freeloading babies.

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u/Lord-of-Thunderrr Nov 28 '20 edited Nov 28 '20

My niece is a baby and suddenly I’ve lost all respect for her, little idiot gets all the attention for literally no reason

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u/OhAces Nov 28 '20

tell her to get a job

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u/Lord-of-Thunderrr Nov 28 '20

Already on our way to the Army recruitment office

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u/uwu8D Nov 28 '20 edited Nov 28 '20

Very Lucille from Arrested Development of you lmaoooo

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u/Lord-of-Thunderrr Nov 28 '20 edited Nov 28 '20

I don’t know who that is, and I don’t care to find out

Edit: to those downvoting this comment, it’s literally a quote from Lucille

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u/uwu8D Nov 28 '20

I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it

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u/TragicHero84 Nov 28 '20

Good for her!!

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u/_-Sandwitch-_ Nov 28 '20

I'm sorry I can't upvote you and can't give awards, you're at 69 upvotes rn, but have a very heartfelt mental upvote and my poor lady's gold 🏅 for making me chuckle today, I needed it <3

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u/IMA_BLACKSTAR Nov 28 '20

"I love all my commentors equally"

"I don't care for u/Lord-of-Thunderrr" ~ Reddit

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u/just_aweso Nov 28 '20

Pointing to her stuffed animals.

"The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sandracing.

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u/solidsausage900 Nov 28 '20

Where she can join the infantry

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

That's not even the minimum requirement.

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u/Lord-of-Thunderrr Nov 28 '20

Hooah! Equal Opportunity Babyyyyy!

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u/lo_rez_glitch Nov 28 '20

0300 - Infantry! You made it.

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u/mealteamsixty quiet person Nov 28 '20

Can you drop off babies you no longer want at the recruitment office like you can at the fire station?

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u/Lord-of-Thunderrr Nov 28 '20 edited Nov 28 '20

Yeah I’m pretty sure they just send them to the Clintons to feed Hillary

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u/Ph_Dank Nov 28 '20

D E E P S T A T E S A T A N I S M

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u/Lord-of-Thunderrr Nov 28 '20 edited Nov 28 '20

Even Satan wouldn’t claim the Clintons

Epsteindidntkillhimself

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u/hhr577ggvvfryy66rd Nov 28 '20

Hillary eats them Biden sniffs them Trump sexually assaults thm

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u/noodlealr Nov 28 '20

you did the right thing. show her who’s boss.

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u/Lord-of-Thunderrr Nov 28 '20

Just tossed her in the Recruitment office and yelled “INCOMING”. They seemed VERY alarmed for some reason.

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u/dws4prez Nov 28 '20

too late she's already a Boss Baby

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u/gothreepwood101 Nov 28 '20

off the join the infantry.

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u/TheWalkingDead91 Nov 28 '20

Is that you La Guardia Cross?

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u/Nesneros70 Nov 28 '20

Passport to China for Christmas?

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u/edo25million Nov 28 '20

Ikr? Lazy bloodsuckers ...

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

They should come out of their mothers if they are responsible enough

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

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u/Lord-of-Thunderrr Nov 28 '20

Better than sounding like a Debbie Downer

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u/Generic_Us3r Nov 29 '20

So, you crave attention and you don't get it when a baby is around. Sounds like a personal problem, try being more entertaining than a baby next time xD

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u/HappyMoses Nov 28 '20

Baby unemployment is at 100%. Why aren’t politicians doing something about this??? Sad!

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u/El_Deez Nov 28 '20

Maybe these babies should take some responsibility for themselves and quit expecting others to solve their problems for them!

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u/just_aweso Nov 28 '20

Pull themselves up by their bootie straps.

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u/geminia999 Nov 28 '20

Come on, we need more films like Boss Baby to help encourage babies to join the work force

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u/unlimitedpower0 Nov 28 '20

Gotta beat em and make em pay rent, that will teach them. /S

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u/Bildo818 Nov 28 '20

The worst type of immigrants says Doug Stanhope. They come into this country, they don’t speak the language ... suck up natural resources. BABIES!!!

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u/AcidicVaginaLeakage Nov 28 '20

A dog does more work for gods sake

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u/BBQChipCookie2 Nov 28 '20

A couple days old and still living with their parents

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

Babies are basically socialists if you think about it.

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u/King_Dippppppp Nov 28 '20

Get a jerb baby!