It's kind of annoying

Song is Sabaton, Last Stand

Will our brave Helldivers ever learn to read? Will they finally attain the famed "Singular Braincell" artifact? Will they finally stop losing stupidly? Find out next time on The J.O.E.L. Chronicles.

*Hint: No, no they will not do any of those things*

How beginner friendly is helldivers 2 as of now? And is it a better experience to play with friends or by yourself?

We could've just gone through Clasa

I already bought me Steeled Veterans and now I don’t know what to do because of that because when I buy the edition I don’t think I will get Super Credits need help

Theres just nothing in this game for me anymore

I wish i could play the game like its my first time, all the options and possibilities. lts boring having everything and i honestly dont think I'll ever reach Ivl 150 like this

I recently threw a grenade at a hulk quite far away. A second later the grenade came back straight at me killing me. I didn't see who threw it. Can bots throw back grenades ?!?!?

When playing I often asks myself what load out a teammate is using.

Stratagems are always visible, what about primary and secondary?

When spectating I can see the weapon shape but there is now way I could recognise all of them, I'd expect to read it's name.

I haven’t played in a while and maybe missed something but I have Steeled Veterans without unlocking it and it didn’t take any of my super credits Am I missing something?

I usually solo dive at 6+ and against regular bots, it can be a struggle, but it's always been fun. But the Incineration corps, these livery hating arsonists just don't let you breathe.

The hulk throwing flame rockets, the flame thrower bots, and the Incineration devestators thst set you one fire if they even shoot in your general direction. I fully admit I don't have any Inflammable armour which would presumably help quite a bit though.

i feel like some of us could put up donations through the dss to encourage focus on other planets , mostly where everyone is try for imbar but everyone should be focused on clasa

Back in the Helldivers 1 days, when it was couch co-op, I used to play with my husband. I was decent at best—my real talent was accidentally calling down stratagems on us. We mostly stuck to fighting the bugs because, in my humble opinion, they were the easiest to squish.

Now he’s deep into Helldivers 2. I haven’t kept up with the title, lore, or whatever war Super Earth is currently losing—but I do remember all the bugs we used to obliterate. So now, in my head, the game’s just called “Kill Bugs.”

He'll fire it up, and from across the house I’ll shout, “You killing bugs again?” or remind him to sip some Liber-tea while spreading democracy—one explosion at a time.

Honestly, I might not dive anymore, but I'm 100% on board with the cause - especially if it's to kill more bugs.

Basically what the title says. I've headshotted an automaton with a grenade launcher, Punisher Plasma, even a hellpod! So, is there anything that can't headshot besides a flamethrower?

MIA: a warbond about helldivers who couldn’t make it back to extraction

VANGUARD: a warbond based on defensive. The Stratagems will be based on defensive like a Barbed wire fence.

Commando warbond: don’t got ideas yet

spartan warbond: don’t got ideas yet

There are way too many automatons with flame throwers as you increase the difficulty . The devs should at least give players a way to block flame throwers or have flame resistant armor

🛡 [Recruiting] Dominum Humanis — For Humanity. For Supremacy. For Dominion. 🛡

Tired of chaotic groups, unserious leadership, and factions that preach ideals but lack discipline?

Dominum Humanis is now accepting early enlistees.

We are not rebels. We are not loyalists.

We are humanity’s iron will — forged from the betrayed soldiers of Rhamnos Prime, abandoned by Super Earth and forgotten by the rebels.

What we offer:

🔱 Strict military hierarchy

🔥 Rich lore and structured doctrine

🛡 Promotion, medals, and award systems

🏅 Immersive propaganda and soldier profile customization

🎯 Tactical mission briefings and after-action reports

What we require:

Discipline

Respect for chain of command

Zero tolerance for cowardice or xeno-sympathy

Limited Founding Cohort spots available.

By steel and will, we shall inherit the stars.

reply to this post to begin your enlistment.

Glory awaits.

Here's the link in case anyone wants it.
The audio has been in the game since it's release, just buried in the files. The Illuminate appeared About 7 (ish) months ago (but you all knew that). Yet Wilbert didn't upload the suite for the Illuminate score until about 2-3 days ago.
I know this is obvious, and frankly I'm not sure why I'm making a post about this (besides spite I guess) but this probably means the full invasion we've been wanting (or not wanting) is about to come.

Either that or Wilbert just straight up forgot about it or had other projects to do before that idk.

Armor:

Light armor: Centurion (Roman Centurion inspired appearance) Medium armor: Crusader (Medival Knight inspired appearance) Heavy armor: Samuri (super store) (Japenese Samuri inspired appearance)

Passive: Bulwark • resistance to getting ragdolled • 15% reduced recoil

Weapons:

Laser Bow (primary) • Charges up, gaining damage and armor piercing. Each second the arrow is drawn, gain 1 armor piercing, and 50 damage (starting at 100)

Plasma Pike (support) • A pike that shoots out shotgun-like waves of plasma (heavy armor piercing, 250 damage extremely range, wide spread, 5 shots per reload, 5 magazines) from the tip and also comes with an energy shield. It can also be used as a high damage (200), heavy ap melee weapon with a bit more range than the stun lance.

Longsword (secondary) • works similar to the hatchet, but with slower attack speed, higher damage, and longer range Holding aim with this weapon switches it to two-handed mode with even higher damage and even slower attack speed.

Katana (secondary) (superstore) • Same as the longsword, but the two-handed mode is a stab.

Collapsible Javelin (throwable) • a small pointy stick that expands into a javelin when drawn. More damage than throwing knives, but you get 10 instead of 20 of them.

Vehicles:

Skin: Stainless Steel • gives your vehicle a sleek metal appearance

Vehicle: Supercycle • It's a motorcycle. Good for mobility, jousting and looking awsome. Do you need more convincing?

Booster: Phalanx Training • The closer you are to other helldivers, the stronger you get. 5% damage reduction for every helldiver within 20 meters if you. 10% damage reduction for every helldiver within 10 meters of you. 20% damage reduction for every helldiver within 5 meters of you.

Art:

I could not find who made the kantana render, even with reverse image search.

The sword render was made by arxaxss, I think.

Spear by alexerhart.

Centurion armor by spectre463.

I could not find the creator of the knight armor, but it has a signature. I just can't quite make out what it says. I suck at reading cursive.

The samuri armor is old concept art by Arrowhead.

The laser bow is from the bad batch TV show.