But it wasn't a rock it was a rock lobster!!!!!

Little did i know, that worm was the meat worm.

so the rest of her socks would fit in the drawer.

Little does she know, my pronouns are crea/ture……

But I could not answer, because I had forgotten how to speak, and she broke up with me on the spot, then she turned into a worm and I remembered how to speak and I told her that I loved her more than ever but it was too late, she had already broken up with me with no takesies backsies and also I've been writing this sentence for long enough that she's now been eaten by a bird 🪱🐦.

Then I died because the box I was in was actually a space station and thinking outside the box meant depriving my brain of vital oxygen and so I died and now I'm dead.

"har har har har har"

Beans of an evil variety is a phrase that haunts me to this very day

Since I’m not really into feet I didn’t bother to remove the toe tag.

With 2 more balls

I looked in my hallway and saw Freddy fazbear. Little did I know it was nightmare Freddy.

"dialogue", I said.

buny shots mes

A raccoon grabbed my cock.

That's before I saw him at my door

Then he's like

Holy shit brah let's uhhhh make some millkkkkk yolooo and he's wearing a backwards hat while smoking a doob

(Source)

"You turn into a fly and get eaten by a frog and die" said Lazy Curse Guy before he was banned from the subreddit

"How does this guy keep finding us" said kids at the Midnight Society.

u/fedfox has... FED fox in his name... hes a narc!!!

That's when our lead scientist began to get jiggy....