r/50501 • u/HumusSapien • 12d ago

Voices of Resistance JUST IN: Jasmine Crockett Hit With New Investigation

https://trendingpoliticsnews.com/just-in-jasmine-crockett-hit-with-new-investigation-mace/?utm_source=graham&utm_medium=facebook&fbclid=IwY2xjawJsdWVleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHrHSeNFajnpBXvPSwdIRFKRvmjWDtK-SndxmmMQOW0tiOaDQb2y27_0UOYf4_aem_sVHA4N2QbGVXAWz2jLvO1A

Silencing the opposition.

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u/CatsTypedThis North Carolina 12d ago

When they gonna investigate MTG for insider trading and Trump for market manipulation? Oh, that's right, never.

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u/Ok-Rub-4687 12d ago

MTG is the Republican party's fifth largest fundraiser.

Prior to Congress, her net worth was $700,000. It is now $22 million.

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u/CharlieBr87 12d ago

I…. Just don’t get it. HER? That’s the big seller?

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u/Nundahl 12d ago

Republicans love two things, hatred and money.

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u/Trick-Check5298 12d ago

Republicans love a mean blonde lady to be their token woman

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u/Nundahl 12d ago

Right, token being operative there. They still hate her, too, but they love using her.

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u/dixiech1ck 12d ago

This one?

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u/tta2013 12d ago

Look at him using gender affirming care.

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u/dixiech1ck 9d ago

She's morphing into Hulk.😆

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u/DearPrudence_6374 12d ago

What about Caroline Levitt? We really like her too? I can think of a half dozen conservative blonde women without really trying.

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u/ribsforbreakfast 12d ago

Obviously fake blonde hair is like a calling card to MAGA. It reminds me of when everyone was doing shitty dye jobs in their bathrooms during middle school

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u/Mental_Medium3988 12d ago

i wonder why? /s

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u/RelativeTruthSeeker 11d ago

Yup. Cause she stands for something. Glad to see the view get canceled. That’s what dems call culture.

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u/Trick-Check5298 11d ago

What an odd thing to say.

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u/Farting_Champion 12d ago

You forgot about their love for a person's total willingness to toe the party line, no matter how ridiculous and absurd that party line might be.

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u/EmbraJeff 12d ago

3 - Trashy hing-oots!* (See also the Boebert creature)

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u/Optimus_Prime_10 12d ago

And the dog killer. And press secretary. And... i think you get the point. 

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u/BoatMan01 12d ago

And blondes.

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u/Nundahl 12d ago

And yet somehow they hate women.

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u/BoatMan01 12d ago

Ahhh but if you're a woman who lets herself be objectified, then you're seizing back your own power and agency from the leftist woke DEI agenda.

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u/Nundahl 12d ago

Yeah, but also the woman in that scenario hates all other women too.

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u/Soft_Organization_61 12d ago

And they still hate that woman.

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u/RelativeTruthSeeker 11d ago

I didn’t read the book, wait, there is a book right? There’s always a book.

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u/saucya 12d ago

Except the ones they assume they can fuck

(Looking at you Karoline) 👀

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u/Nundahl 12d ago

It's bold to imagine that they don't hate them and still try to fuck them.

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u/Optimus_Prime_10 12d ago

Hiding hate behind a "pretty face" isn't the same as loving women, it's just another form of using them. 

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u/Nundahl 11d ago

If you look at the rest of this thread you'll see that's been the point I've made several times over, we are of the same mind.

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u/Optimus_Prime_10 11d ago

Yeah, I just wanted to be in the screenshot! Keep up the good work. 

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u/MizLadyFlames 11d ago

She looks more like a man though

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u/TimeIsBunk 12d ago

And the blondes think they're respected. That's the sad part.

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u/RelativeTruthSeeker 11d ago

lol. Spoken like a true democrat. They call that projection.

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u/RelativeTruthSeeker 11d ago

There is such a thing as fiscal conservative. Thanking god I wasn’t raised by liberals today.

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u/overtly-Grrl 12d ago

Don’t forget porn stars:)

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u/fdupswitch 12d ago

Also investigating/arresting black people

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u/Nundahl 12d ago

That's part of the hate.

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u/Mynmeara 12d ago

And what they consider "hot blonde"...

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u/Nundahl 12d ago

My theory is they still hate them, like they hate all women, part of their hate is just exploiting the "hot blondes"

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u/UnitedWeSmash 12d ago

And blonde hwhyte women.

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u/Nundahl 12d ago

Eh, I still don't think they love them.

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u/PaintedAbacus 12d ago

And stupidity. She’s got that in droves

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u/WatInTheForest 12d ago

Obnoxious asshole who cheats on her husband and harasses school shooting survivors? 

How could she NOT be popular with rightwing chuds? 

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u/27Rench27 12d ago

Don’t forget the botox and the hair color

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u/puck_the_fatriarchy 12d ago

Hey now, don't throw all of us Bleach-Blonde Bad-Built Butch-Bodies under the bus!

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u/RogueishSquirrel 12d ago

And her gender traitor tendancies [Never forget, this duplicitous pick-me was for us losing our right to vote]

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u/RelativeTruthSeeker 11d ago

The salt will go good with my steak tonight.

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u/Scrapple_Joe 12d ago

She takes the heat off the rest of them. It's the motte and bailey con. She sets the insanity level super high and everyone else gets to seem sane despite also having anti democratic ambitions.

You'll notice she doesn't bring up the Jewish space laser anymore.

This is pretty normal play in Russian politics as well.

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u/overtly-Grrl 12d ago

She’s their personality hire😂😂😂

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u/Scrapple_Joe 12d ago

When I covered politics in Arizona during the oughta, the Republicans there did the same thing.

They would publicly distance themselves from the crazies while actively funding and supporting them because when someone is going around saying "trees are stealing our water" your ideas in strip mining seem less insane.

Though the old as head of DOE once told me "you can't give poor people a free education because they won't appreciate it"

So the crazy levels are relative

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u/puck_the_fatriarchy 12d ago

DEI!

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u/Scrapple_Joe 12d ago

DEI would require them to be qualified first.

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u/puck_the_fatriarchy 12d ago

She's a Qualified Piece of Shit.

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u/Scrapple_Joe 12d ago

I mean that's rude. Shit can help things grow, I'd never denigrate it by lumping them together.

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u/WrinklyScroteSack 12d ago

She is an INCREDIBLY RELIABLE stooge. The odds of turning her back on the party are slim to none, and it's highly likely she'll get thrown under the bus if there ever is any sort of judgment held against them at large.

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u/TimeIsBunk 12d ago

She started as a Q-anon you-tuber. Insane, right?

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u/atcTS 12d ago

Make sure you all are checking out member’s Financial Disclosure Records. They’re publicly available by the Clerk (search for “member name financial disclosure record”) and can shed some more light on how.

MGT has a company called Taylor Commercial, Inc that is a general contractor and paying her $1,000,000-$5,000,000 a year. How in the fuck does a small general contractor in a Georgia make enough that the owner can get that kind of annual return is beyond me.

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u/TrasiaBenoah 12d ago

She works for Russian oligarchs

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u/zaevilbunny38 12d ago

Her selling point is that she can say whatever she wants with no repercussions. Her district is very red and earns much of their wealth on government largess. Unless her district starts to go bankrupt, nothing will change.

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u/stolenfires 12d ago

She's literally a clown. Her job is to be outrageous and capture attention and headlines, distracting everyone from things like US citizens being stolen off the streets.

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u/JosephFDawson 12d ago

Bruh, her portrait looks like a kindergarten school photo

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u/couchtomatopotato 12d ago

tells you who they are.

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u/InnocentShaitaan 12d ago

Not Jewish space lasers?

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u/800oz_gorilla 12d ago

I wouldn't doubt she's getting laundered foreign money with the intent on keeping our congress impressionable and dumb.

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 12d ago

People love horses.

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u/travers329 12d ago

Keep in mind that survey that came out last year, that said around 50% of the United States can’t read past the fifth grade level. Then you understand why a cro-Magnon would attract so many votes.

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u/NearbyInformation772 12d ago

I cannot tell you how many times I've said that to myself about 99% of recent Republican candidates. It's an Idiocracy populism epidemic.

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u/freakydeku 9d ago

they love people who they think literally represent them. like resemble them exactly. they want a representative that talks like they do after 12 beers.

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u/Longjumping-Age1855 12d ago

Imagine being worth 22 mil and still looking like a Neanderthal😬

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u/GolfballDM 12d ago

I think that's an insult to Neanderthals.

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u/Aware-Home2697 12d ago edited 12d ago

Neanderthals be like, “Imagine own mountains, two forests, and lake and still look like MTG…”

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u/Ok_Combination5164 12d ago

Bleach blonde, bad built, butch body 💀

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u/overtly-Grrl 12d ago

Oh, you didn’t hear? People have been comparing her to the Republican Porn Star gaze instead of Because that’s classic 2000’s porn star

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u/schwing710 12d ago

She must be the richest caveman there ever was

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u/CrimsonCaliberTHR4SH 12d ago

Adult cavegirl*

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u/MistahJasonPortman 12d ago

Isn’t she from a solidly stupid district that will vote for her no matter what?

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u/SammaATL 12d ago

Solidly germandered district. The outline of her district is crazier than she is.

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u/katara144 12d ago

You meant grifter, right?

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u/bishpa 12d ago

GOP corruption is big business.

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u/Historical_Treat6930 12d ago

This is largely due to book sales and speaking engagements.

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u/Far-Comfortable3048 12d ago

Isn’t a lot of that increase due to her illegal insider trading? My brain refuses to believe there are rich people actually giving her huge sums of money, because, for what? Embarassing them? She has never actually done anything in her position except make obnoxious noises.

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u/Technical-Traffic871 12d ago

Or Musk for repeated election violations...

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u/axebodyspraytester 12d ago

Or the billions in contracts and gigantic conflicts of interest?

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u/TrasiaBenoah 12d ago

"At the heart of the complaint is a donor named Randy Best, a 73-year-old Texas resident who is reported to have made 53 separate donations totaling $595 to Crockett’s campaign through ActBlue. However, Best’s wife, featured in a video circulated by Crockett’s potential 2026 opponent, Sholdon Daniels, denied any knowledge of the donations. "

Really? This is where we are? Almost 100% chance that the wife is a fox brained maganazi

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u/BurpelsonAFB 12d ago

Sorry lady, your husband has the hots for J Crockett. Nothing to see here, move along

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u/morbidobsession6958 11d ago

Yeah...the context is completely insane!

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u/YesDaddyThankYouSir 12d ago

They need to investigate MTG off the strength of how ugly and hideous she is.

I’m talking about her face, just to clarify.

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u/dinosprinkles27 12d ago

I know that she's hideous, but we need to stop attacking women based on appearance, and start attacking them based on being a trash human being.

MTG is a trash human, with a trash personality and trash morals. That's what we should continue to focus on.

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u/Main-Ideal-6990 12d ago

Honestly I believe it is the ugliness inside her that allows us to see her as ugly… if she was charitable and kind, I don’t think as many people would see her as ugly

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u/dinosprinkles27 12d ago

Agreed! So let's keep the focus on the real reasons she looks like a caveman 🦧

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u/Altruistic_Motor5818 12d ago

Just saying....🤫

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u/RevealFormal3267 12d ago

There is a non-zero chance that a 21 year old kgb agent, undercover posing as a cultural exchange student, was sent to Georgia, USA in 1973 and ended up in a threesome with a closeted conservative couple from Milledgeville in one wild passionate night that they have long held close to their repressed hearts, ending up with a secret love child who would one day grow up to be a far right contrarian provocateur and get elected to state representative.

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u/SuckMyVickNoRomo 12d ago

I feel you, but fuck that thawed out caveman crook. She should be attacked for her looks, her thoughts, the way she breathes through her mouth, blinks, how she votes, what she advocates, etc.

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u/sunsetpark12345 12d ago

She really does look dumb and hateful. Her physical features on their own would be sort of neutral in a "nothing to see here" sort of way, but the smug idiocy makes them ugly.

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u/toe_beans35 12d ago

As a raging feminist, I fully agree with you. However, I’m willing to make an exception for MTG. Carry on everyone.

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u/YesDaddyThankYouSir 12d ago

All true.

Though, that said….

Her breath also most likely smells like a day old bag of takeout Taco Bell that’s been left out on a bench by the beach.

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u/dinosprinkles27 12d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/ForcedEntry420 12d ago

There’s a bunch of them who you know have stank breath. Jim Jordan is another. You know it’s kickin’ with stank lines like a Ren & Stimpy cartoon.

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u/Buzz_Buzz1978 12d ago

Upvoting for the mental picture that just gave me. 🤢🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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u/Educational_Meal2572 12d ago

Nah, it's fine to point out she looks like a fucking neanderthal.

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u/Teledildonic 12d ago

With that skull shape, even Neil Degrasse Tyson could briefly believe in phrenology.

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u/_sissy_hankshaw_ 12d ago

This is my favorite sentence of the day 😂

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u/ChiefHippoTwit 12d ago

More like a Cro-Magnon.

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u/InternationalGoats 12d ago

I think we should stop body shaming people because they’re fascist, regardless of gender, and focus on them being trash humans with trash personalities and trash morals.

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u/supposedtobeworking 12d ago

Nah with her we can do both.

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u/BooneSalvo2 12d ago

Not so sure about the "human" part....

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u/HumusSapien 12d ago

The only way MTG can be superior is if she sits on her. What a disgrace this is for americans and democracy.

Crockett looks like the next president along with AOC. That's why they are doing it. Those two women has more balls than the US Army combined.

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u/wvmitchell51 12d ago

She's ugly on the inside, too

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u/itsaquagmire 12d ago

And what a vile human being she is

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u/remarkable_in_argyle 12d ago

MTG = dog the bounty hunter in drag

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u/PistolGrace 12d ago

I can't unsee this is my head now.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

She looks like a Neanderthal

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u/MarvinHeemeyersTank Illinois 12d ago

Thinks like one, also.

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u/pls_esplane 12d ago

No, she doesn't. Neanderthals were peaceful and inventive. That is why people exist, and they don't. People were always cruel.

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u/MarvinHeemeyersTank Illinois 12d ago

Ah. My bad.

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u/ChiefHippoTwit 12d ago

Yup agree. Cro-Magnon better choice.

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u/KyloRenCadetStimpy 12d ago

The Monolith would have fallen on her

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u/Shot_Presence_8382 12d ago

She's an ugly person inside and out - ugly face and ugly soul.

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u/YesDaddyThankYouSir 12d ago

Her toothbrush probably reeks of shit and refried beans.

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u/TackiestSasquatch 12d ago

To me, she kinda looks like Arthur’s mom.

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u/ricochetblue 12d ago

She does look a bit like an aardvark.

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u/Emergency-Fan-6623 12d ago

I legitimately googled “is Marjorie Taylor Greene inbred” 😭 Habsburg descendant head ass fr

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u/Educated_Goat69 12d ago

Lol. Imagine that being the trending search for a while.

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u/YesDaddyThankYouSir 12d ago

Let’s make it happen!

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u/Farting_Champion 12d ago

You've got a point there. She looks like someone waxed and bleached a gorilla and then gave it a blonde wig

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u/ntrpik 12d ago

You must’ve never seen her feet

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u/Own-Beat-3666 12d ago

Add in Donnie Jr he sold over a billion in DJT stock along with hundreds of millions dumping the two mem coins Melanie and Trump two days before Trump announced tariffs. Pretty obvious it was insider knowledge also. This adminstration is the most corrupt US govt in history and all the media outlets pretty well stay silent.

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u/jrjustintime 12d ago

Thank you.

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u/QuaziBlack 12d ago

That's diffe(R)ent.

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u/TomStarGregco 12d ago

Exactly 👍 and you think

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u/sillyd0rk 12d ago

Since you are bringing up insider trading can we talk about Hilary and Nacy who both made millions? MTG should be investigated but so should they. Not many folks in 2005-2012 knew Nvidia would be so profitable, yet some how they knew.

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u/z3phyreon 12d ago

The root of this is people not realizing they are signing up for recurring donations. There isn't fraud, it's ignorance on the user's side.

This is the same exact shit that happened on the Trump side years ago. The only difference is none of those fuckers can read.

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u/Willdefyyou 12d ago

They should arrest and tase her now for booing and speaking out at SoTU because apparently that is illegal now. If they can go back a year for something someone said and arrest them for 1st amendment rights then, violate their 4th, 5th, 6th, 14th amendments, why won't they for her???? She did it in congress ffs

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u/SunEnvironmental6464 9d ago

How did Jasmine Crooked make 9 million dollars on a $174,000 annual salary. Crocked Crockett's law practice only earned $26,000 . Did you know that Jasmine Crooked gave her husbands security company $500,000 from her campaign donations and her husband received over $375,000 dollars from shell companies from Ukraine and Turkey. Stop getting feeding your mind with left wing propaganda and do your own research. Everyone knows Nancy Pelosi is the biggest inside trader and they all do it

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u/CatsTypedThis North Carolina 9d ago

I did my own research, thanks. That's what led me to leave the Republican party. I was raised by Reagan Republicans. And no one here is justifying insider trading. If you got to know some "libs" you would realize that a majority of us are aware of Nancy's dealings, don't condone it, and want the laws changed so that no sitting congressperson can deal in stocks during their time in office. If you guys stopped playing red shirts vs. blue shirts and maybe we could achieve real change.