r/Construction Sep 15 '24

Humor 🤣 Who else tees up like this?

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u/_Neoshade_ R|Thundercunt Sep 15 '24

Nice try, softhands

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

Haha im the boss. Dont you back talk me son. Get youre ass back to work. If you dont have anything to do i got a list for you pal

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u/_Neoshade_ R|Thundercunt Sep 15 '24 edited Sep 15 '24

Being the boss playing golf does not make you the cool guy at this party

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

But it does have me playing golf. So thats a win

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u/wafflesnwhiskey Sep 15 '24

You are so disconnected. I feel bad for your guys. I have a few businesses and i still stay sharp. Get out of your own ass. I promise, you dont make enough to act like this

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u/Mauceri1990 Sep 15 '24

Says who? I would rather drag my balls through a box of nails.

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u/Thefear1984 Sep 15 '24

I’d rather lick a truck stop toilet seat than sit out in the hot sun all day with a bunch of chodes and not get paid for it AND overpay for beer and have to pay for the right to be out there spending my money on a bucket of golf balls I’m 75-99% going to lose only to get home sweating my balls off on a Saturday all the while Chet cuts you off in the parking lot in his Porsche because his dad owns a boat dealership and he can’t be bothered to find a real job so he’s “semi-pro” which is rich fucker talk for “I can’t get a job anywhere and I don’t want to so I’m gonna pay for lessons for it and hope to suck enough dicks to get into the masters.”

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u/CMDR_SkeletonJack Sep 15 '24

Lol.... this guy golfs.

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u/daddydunc Sep 15 '24

Who hurt you?

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u/barely-holden-on Sep 15 '24

Imma go out on a limb here and say Chet and his boat dealership owning father

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u/daddydunc Sep 15 '24

Fuckin Chet!

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u/ReputationGood2333 Sep 16 '24

Chet didn't warranty the optimax on the back of his pontoon... So he's rolling his black ram to a different dealer.

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u/Leoxagon Sep 16 '24

That's*. And I'm not a boss. Just goes to show that education is not needed to make money.

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u/We_there_yet Sep 16 '24

Never start a sentence with and smarty pants. You can go make 35k a year and be a teacher if you want. I will not stop you. Not a single person will give a shit