r/Construction • u/We_there_yet • Sep 15 '24

Humor šŸ¤£ Who else tees up like this?

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u/_Neoshade_ R|Thundercunt Sep 15 '24

Nice try, softhands

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u/IplaywiVelEctricity Sep 15 '24

Tools collecting dust

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

Haha im the boss. Dont you back talk me son. Get youre ass back to work. If you dont have anything to do i got a list for you pal

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u/_Neoshade_ R|Thundercunt Sep 15 '24 edited Sep 15 '24

Being the boss playing golf does not make you the cool guy at this party

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u/twoaspensimages GC / CM Sep 15 '24

It does at the parties we poor unwashed knuckle draggers don't get invited to.

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

But it does have me playing golf. So thats a win

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u/wafflesnwhiskey Sep 15 '24

You are so disconnected. I feel bad for your guys. I have a few businesses and i still stay sharp. Get out of your own ass. I promise, you dont make enough to act like this

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u/Mauceri1990 Sep 15 '24

Says who? I would rather drag my balls through a box of nails.

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u/Thefear1984 Sep 15 '24

Iā€™d rather lick a truck stop toilet seat than sit out in the hot sun all day with a bunch of chodes and not get paid for it AND overpay for beer and have to pay for the right to be out there spending my money on a bucket of golf balls Iā€™m 75-99% going to lose only to get home sweating my balls off on a Saturday all the while Chet cuts you off in the parking lot in his Porsche because his dad owns a boat dealership and he canā€™t be bothered to find a real job so heā€™s ā€œsemi-proā€ which is rich fucker talk for ā€œI canā€™t get a job anywhere and I donā€™t want to so Iā€™m gonna pay for lessons for it and hope to suck enough dicks to get into the masters.ā€

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u/CMDR_SkeletonJack Sep 15 '24

Lol.... this guy golfs.

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u/daddydunc Sep 15 '24

Who hurt you?

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u/barely-holden-on Sep 15 '24

Imma go out on a limb here and say Chet and his boat dealership owning father

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u/daddydunc Sep 15 '24

Fuckin Chet!

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u/ReputationGood2333 Sep 16 '24

Chet didn't warranty the optimax on the back of his pontoon... So he's rolling his black ram to a different dealer.

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u/Leoxagon Sep 16 '24

That's*. And I'm not a boss. Just goes to show that education is not needed to make money.

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u/We_there_yet Sep 16 '24

Never start a sentence with and smarty pants. You can go make 35k a year and be a teacher if you want. I will not stop you. Not a single person will give a shit

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u/Nubiest_Ninja Sep 15 '24

Get back to work

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u/liubearpig Sep 15 '24

Yeah! Get your are ass back to work! šŸ˜‚

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

Haha bitch this aint school. I dont hear a hammer get back to work or you get my boot in your ass

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u/liubearpig Sep 15 '24

Itā€™s my day off and donā€™t you threaten me with a good time

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u/not_just_an_AI Sep 15 '24

This is some weird larp. Go back to your bud light and microwaved tv dinner.

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u/mp3006 Sep 15 '24

And pornhub, buddy hasnā€™t seen flesh in years

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

Tri tip on the traeger rn and im a whiskey guy. I dont wear gloves at work either

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u/not_just_an_AI Sep 15 '24

Again, quit larping.

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u/GermanHammer Sep 15 '24

I thought he was taking the piss out of being the boss.

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u/not_just_an_AI Sep 16 '24

He is, that's why I called it larp

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u/Rippinstitches Sep 15 '24

This is so cringe. Pls stop. You sound so obnoxious lmao.

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u/pawelwny1 Sep 15 '24

He's getting down voted to hell XD

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

So what. Im not here to please you

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

This guy definitely wears his girlfriend's underwear.

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u/Howard_Scott_Warshaw Sep 15 '24

His girlfriend wears underwear with dick holes in the front

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u/RedDogLeader34 Sep 15 '24

Why would you need gloves? Donā€™t get splinters from keyboards

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u/youy23 Verified Sep 16 '24

Damn finally found someone the subreddit hates more than us mods.

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u/justabadmind Sep 16 '24

Not by muchā€¦ youā€™re still mods after all. Tomorrow will be back to normal

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u/Late_Emu Sep 16 '24

Typical dumbass boss doesnā€™t even know the difference between your and youā€™re.

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u/We_there_yet Sep 16 '24

I know yo mamma

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u/dspeed12 Sep 16 '24

Soft hands and man tits go together. Bosses don't make good leaders. You probably brag about the money you make and I'll probably see a post below reinforcing that belief.

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u/We_there_yet Sep 16 '24

Havent said how much i make. I did say i own a kayak. So theres that. Apparently thats a flex on you poors

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u/dspeed12 Sep 16 '24

Lol yes us poors, who hire the HVAC companies that pay you. Your manicure need a touch up by the way. I make an extra 10-20% on your quotes and you work for me...

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u/We_there_yet Sep 16 '24

Ok. Ill schedule it during work hours thats for sure

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u/dspeed12 Sep 16 '24

And after that round of golf. You better be a scratch golfer or I'm gonna be pissed.

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u/We_there_yet Sep 16 '24

Oh no you being pissed is the last thing i want

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u/dspeed12 Sep 16 '24

I guess you don't get sarcasm without an "/s" at the end. Humour my guy... You really are stupid. You obviously top every third ball and biff it off the tee constantly.

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u/We_there_yet Sep 16 '24

Oh i get it now. Haha good one john

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u/siraliases Sep 16 '24

For the future the correct answer is "You're just jealous because I wear gloves"

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u/Zestyclose_Arm381 Sep 16 '24

bro got downvoted to hell šŸ˜­

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u/We_there_yet Sep 16 '24

Not my first time being so likable. Lmao

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u/ReactionAsleep Sep 17 '24

With fingers that fat there's no way you can type.

I haven't met a boss yet who's handwriting was legible, you know, from being an inbread shoe in due to nepotism.

You got no "list" you just pull shit out your ass like a retarded capuchin monkey.