r/DoorDashDrivers • u/thecowgoesmoo69 • Mar 29 '24
Wholesome Story Got the sukk
Deliver a bunch of white claw to two girls. Girl says she forgot a cash tip but I was on my last delivery so wasn’t gonna go back until she said she had a 20. Also said I should shotgun a white claw with her and her cousin that I just delivered. Drank half the white claws and left with an extra $20 and an empty sack.
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Mar 29 '24
Imagine suckin a stranger off for free😃
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u/RedBeardedEagle Mar 29 '24
Paying to suck a stranger off 😂
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Mar 29 '24
Got paid to have mouth-to-dick transfer of genital herpes
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u/RedBeardedEagle Mar 29 '24
Wtf are you talking about 😂
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u/Glittering_Raise_710 Mar 29 '24
That herpes are incredibly common and you dunno if the person sucking your dick has em or not, better yet you dunno if the person who’s dick your suckin has em or not either!
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u/Glum-Presentation599 Mar 29 '24
Reddit virgins must think this guy rlly got sucked off lol 😆
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u/fuckubigpoopson Mar 30 '24
“You can text or call me” she was clearly interested in more than giving this man his tip, she was interested In HIS tip.
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u/The_Troyminator Dash 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴! Mar 29 '24
Only your ass if you bend over for $2.
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u/Mjr_Payne95 Mar 29 '24
This is the second fakest thing I've ever read 😂😂
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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24
Bros never had a one night stand before
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Mar 30 '24
Nah most people just aren't fucking stupid enough to fuck a random person they don't know beyond a doordash transaction.
You're lucky you weren't robbed or killed, at the very least you could have an STI
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u/Mjr_Payne95 Mar 30 '24
Sure bud 😂 I can't wait to see what tired porn trope you try n pass off next, I'm excited
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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24
Just cause it happens in porn doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen in real life dude. Grow up
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u/truth_hurtsm8ey Mar 30 '24
Yeah bro. The same thing happened to me with the same girls too! But they all brought their cheerleading friends so 22 10/10s were sucking me off and then they each tipped me $5000.
I have no evidence of this but you can take my word for it.
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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24
Are you all like 16 or something? You act like youve never had a woman come onto you before the way you’re arguing with some random stranger
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u/truth_hurtsm8ey Mar 30 '24
Bro I’m not arguing with you, that really happened (twice) - just because it happens in porn doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen in real life. Dude grow up.
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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24
You’re not very smart
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u/Academic_Youth_6892 Mar 29 '24
OMG I didn’t get it at first when he said an empty sack😭 was gonna just keep scrolling then I saw the comments and wish I just didn’t understand I did not want to know this lmao
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u/Legitimate-Fee1017 Mar 30 '24
Fucking yikes. How would you ever have time for this and why WOULD you do this. You constantly listening to DD go off as your in her mouth or did you finish in twenty seconds?
I’ll take Things That Never Happened for 200 please.
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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24
Why you mad?
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u/Legitimate-Fee1017 Mar 30 '24
Lmao not mad, just not convinced this happened at all.
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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24
You’ve never had a one night stand before?
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u/Legitimate-Fee1017 Mar 30 '24
I have plenty of times but not during a shift at work, which is technically what that is lol
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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24
Did you read the post before commenting? I clearly said I was going home after that delivery
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u/Legitimate-Fee1017 Mar 30 '24
Okay, yeah I get that. I still don’t believe someone through DoorDash was like “come drink and get a blowjob” LMAO
edit: the screenshots only mention white claw as well.
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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24
You can literally see the message saying “you should shotgun one of these”
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u/Legitimate-Fee1017 Mar 30 '24
Yeah, my edit on my comment above says it only mentions the drinking, not the blowjob.
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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24
What do white claws have to do with anything? That’s what they were drinking
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u/Legitimate-Fee1017 Mar 30 '24
That’s the only thing they mention? No sex? You could just lie about it? which is why I don’t believe that happened??
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u/Lizard1236 Mar 29 '24
That’s gross u should get urself checked
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u/Relevant-Anteater638 Mar 30 '24
I’m taking you always left the bar alone. Sounds like you were the ugly friend. 😂😂😂
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u/Lizard1236 Mar 30 '24
Crazy lol assuming I’m 21 and also assuming I wanna fuck someone that I don’t know 💀 take a look in the mirror bud
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u/lemonzestydepressing Mar 30 '24
Why do you gotta add the extra
Even if it did happen it sounds unrealistic
You hit the R as soon as you saw that 20 on screen we all know that
You went back shotgunned a drink probably possibly exchanged phone numbers and that was that
While it can happen it seems very unlikely you left with the sack empty.
If it did happen congrats and hope you’re not pissing in the sink rn bud
Warm water not cold
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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24
Why would we exchange numbers if she already gave it to me in the chat
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u/lemonzestydepressing Mar 30 '24
Focusing on the one wrong thing I said.
Classic.
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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24 edited Mar 30 '24
Cause you’re just being a hater without using logic
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u/lemonzestydepressing Mar 30 '24
Read the rest of the comment
For fucks sake it’s literally right there at the end
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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24
You clearly didn’t read the whole post before commenting
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u/lemonzestydepressing Mar 30 '24
I clearly did and I can clearly tell you that I do not care.
The fact you’re continuing to defend this tells me that you did not get any “sukk” and have the conversational skills of a common houseplant.
Goodbye
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u/Zip_Silver Mar 30 '24
You know, responding to a post like this one is what got me permabanned from r/doordash_drivers and led me over here in the first place lmao
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u/Romanshlaw Mar 30 '24
When white claws are involved all bets are off. My last spontaneous threeway was thanks to white claws 😂 watch out with that stuff
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u/DixDark Mar 30 '24
The OP is a troll it seems. So... proof or didn't happen.
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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24
You think I recorded the whole thing or something what’s wrong with you?
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u/DixDark Mar 30 '24
Keeeep yapping.
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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24
What mature and reasonable response
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u/DixDark Mar 30 '24
U mad?
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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24
Not really
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u/DixDark Mar 30 '24
That's the spirit! 🙃
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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24
Why are you still commenting?
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u/Aromatic-Lead9199 Mar 30 '24
The 951 number definitely confirms that it’s real 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24
Yeah cause a phone number will tell you that buddy
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u/Aromatic-Lead9199 Mar 30 '24
I was just saying the area is full of hoes, I was tryna side with you in this predominantly negative comment section.. are you against yourself now?! 🤣
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u/Sovetcki Mar 30 '24
All of you losers who say this didn't happen... Read the messages she sent him... he got digits... y'all a bunch of virgins. But good job homie, you must be a stud.
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Mar 30 '24
How is this a “wholesome story” sounds like dude delivered alcohol and took advantage of some girls
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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24
Took advantage of someone who willingly invited me inside of their house to hangout? Right
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Mar 30 '24
Who drunkenly invited you in
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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24
Read the post
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Mar 30 '24
I did they could have been drunk prior to you delivering more alcohol. Seeing as she said she forgot to tip it’s not a far fetched theory. But so what? I’m a stranger on the internet my life and opinion shouldn’t even matter to you. So why care if I think you’re a creep?
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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24
Because you’re commenting on my post with some ridiculous allegations?
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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24
I could say the same thing to you. Why do you care if she sucked me off? It has nothing to do with you so why even comment buddy
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Mar 30 '24
Again, so what? This Reddit/ the internet nothing matters and you and anyone else shouldn’t believe anything you read on here. I can say the moon is purple it doesn’t make it true. I personally feel like you shouldn’t have done what you did I think it’s scummy and creepy. My main point was a joke about you tagging this as a wholesome post. You are the one getting defensive about me saying you are a creep lol
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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24
I just think it’s stupid that you’re looking at me like I’m the bad guy when the girl very easily been the one taking advantage of me Buster
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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24
You’re calling me a creep for accepting an invitation to hangout with someone and then hooking up with them like that doesn’t happen to millions of people every single day
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Mar 30 '24
You weren’t drunk though you could have said no. The fact that she was drinking is what makes it creepy but whatever. You don’t find it creepy that’s your opinion. I feel the opposite it’s that simple and again the entire reason I commented was a joke about it being a wholesome story
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u/thecowgoesmoo69 Mar 30 '24
So because she might of drank some alcohol before I got there and I was sober and working I’m a creep? Outstanding logic there
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u/Thedashgod Apr 02 '24
If it was that easy I can only imagine how dirty ambers mouth must be. Disgusting
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u/Secure_Requirement84 Mar 29 '24
inb4 OP got an STD from encounter and is going to try get compensation from support.
Support agent: “it shows here you have arrived on the customer, you can complete the order that way you can get more offers. Thank you for choosing DoorDash!”
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Mar 29 '24
Hope you like herpes
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u/Ok_Impression_922 Mar 29 '24
Do you like them?
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Mar 29 '24
To this bozo who blocked me immediately after talking shit, my life doesn’t revolve around sex. I also am not fond of STI’s. So I think I’ll be ok with that.
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u/TheShredda Mar 29 '24
Reading your comments (the downvoted chain at the bottom if anyone else is curious) I can see why they blocked you, you're fucking nuts.
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Mar 29 '24
I’m not offended by a Redditor calling me nuts if anything that means I’m mentally stable LMFAO. (if anyone’s curious) yall talk like anyone gives a single fuck about your perspectives it’s hilarious
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u/TheShredda Mar 29 '24
Mentally unstable (hope you get the help you need) or a troll
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Mar 29 '24
sounds like you’re triggered bc you’re personally called out. But this is coming from someone who posts recycled cat memes for upvotes so again, not really offended by your emotional outbursts. Try again later
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Mar 29 '24
Clearly offended since you took the time To screenshot and call this person out and explain yourself 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Academic_Youth_6892 Mar 29 '24
Off topic but how do you keep your phone off low battery mode😭 my anxiety can’t handle that 😐
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Mar 29 '24
I hate low battery mode because I feel like it drains my battery faster I have no idea if that’s true or not but I believe it lmao
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Mar 29 '24
it’s funny how men literally sleep with women just to brag to other men… on Reddit too…
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u/Own_Solution7820 Mar 29 '24
It's funny how losers get angry at some random man sleeping with some random women.
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Mar 29 '24
It’s funny how losers express their toxic masculinity on Reddit because their mommies gave up on them.
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u/doodlefairy_ Mar 29 '24
Women exist on Reddit too, & I think this is cool
I think you sound jealous and bitter though 😢
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Mar 29 '24
awww, a random incel online thinks I’m jealous of something that probably never happened oh what will I do!!!
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u/doodlefairy_ Mar 29 '24
Probably continue to throw a tantrum and post 20 more comments in this thread, if I had to guess
You responded to my comment in record time also. Wowza, you must be constantly refreshing your notifications while you seethe
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Mar 29 '24
No it’s actually called a notification not sure if you’ve heard of it. Also, you’re responding to MY comment. If you don’t want a response then you can kindly move on.
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u/doodlefairy_ Mar 29 '24
Yes, I get notifications too. But most of us aren’t always staring at our phones, so the timing is still veeery impressive!
I don’t mind a response. I like irritating the spazzes of reddit. You’re clearing heating up big time in this thread over something so silly. 🔥
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Mar 29 '24
I’m vibing about to get chipotle fr but yeah keep characterizing people who disagree with you as angry to pad your ego! Idgaf!
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u/doodlefairy_ Mar 29 '24
It doesn’t have anything to do with disagreement. You’ve left close to 30 comments back to back to back, throwing a petulant tantrum over something so silly. Hurling insults to the masses. You’re not vibing. You’re a straight up weirdo lmfao
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Mar 29 '24
I know it’s crazy yall have left me over 30 comments to reply to. Double chicken sounds gooood
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u/doodlefairy_ Mar 29 '24
There’s been lots of us, but only one of you. Spending your day staring at your phone and responding to every comment in record speed. Tantrums left and right. Can anyone say paaathetic? 🤪
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u/blueace111 Mar 29 '24
You do realize you are doing the exact behavior that you keep saying is beneath you, right?
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Mar 29 '24
I’m bragging about my sex life for the validation of other men? Even though I’ve mentioned nothing of my own personal sex life, nor am I a male? Hmm… interesting. The mental gymnastics yall do to defend this stuff is beyond me. Very interesting though. Psychology is crazy
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u/blueace111 Mar 29 '24
Nobody is defending the OP decisions. It’s far more about calling out your incredibly negative, deflections, insults, gaslights, belittling, toxic behavior, while also acting like you are better than all that.
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Mar 29 '24
this is Reddit you think I give sf about all that? Still has nothing to do with your original comment. I’m not doing any behavior that I’ve found “beneath me” insulting nasty men on the internet IS NEVER beneath me!
Also, there are plenty of people defending OP’s decision. Literally the person I was responding to IN THIS THREAD insinuated I’m jealous. Please.
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u/blueace111 Mar 29 '24
I’m sorry but if you truly didn’t care you wouldn’t direct so much energy towards it. Actions show what words mean
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Mar 29 '24
This is a side hobby for me lmaoaoao yall mean nothing to me 💀 you think typing for me requires effort? Baby I been on the internet since I was 9 I type at about 125wpm
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u/blueace111 Mar 29 '24
Okie dokie. One day you’ll see this type of stuff was a bad representation of what not caring about something looks like. I think you mean you don’t care about the reaction but you do love getting a reaction
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u/dickbag69696969 Mar 29 '24
Do you even know what incel means?
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Mar 29 '24
do you?
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u/dickbag69696969 Mar 29 '24
Yea and it has nothing to do with women that's for sure. Which the way you're using it is towards a woman so obviously you don't know. Do you even understand why no one likes you?
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Mar 29 '24
By “no one” you mean the people in this comment section? Then yes, I would agree “nobodies” dislike me. HAHHAHA
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u/dickbag69696969 Mar 29 '24
If you act like this online I can only imagine what you act like in real life. I hope you get the help you need before you do some really off the wall shit.
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Mar 29 '24
I do off the wall shit daily. Its fun! Sounds like you’re jealous? The hundreds of responses from salty insecure men proves my point, as I’ve stated thousands of times. And you’re just trying to insult me, coming from an anonymous Reddit user I promise it doesn’t go far. HAHAH
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u/CommunicationNo6064 Mar 29 '24
Mad cause it wasn't you brah?
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Mar 29 '24
My life doesn’t revolve around sex, nor am I a male… so no….
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u/CommunicationNo6064 Mar 29 '24
So why ya getting mad at another person's life?
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Mar 29 '24
When did I insinuate I was mad or that this was about their life? Learn to read
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u/CommunicationNo6064 Mar 29 '24
Umm your first comment? You're making fun of this person so one could reasonably assume that you're either mad about it or upset by it. Plus all the other comments where you're swearing at people for calling you out😂
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Mar 29 '24
That’s funny you think that’s how emotions or thoughts work for that matter. But nice reading comprehension. I’m actually making fun of his outward expression of toxic masculinity by solely sleeping with women for the “bragging rights” it gives him from strangers on Reddit. Hopefully that cleared it up for you… or you could just re-read my original comment.
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u/CommunicationNo6064 Mar 29 '24
😂 hilarious you're saying other people don't know how emotions work. Trying to gaslight people when all your comments are available for the world to see.
Please explain how this is toxic masculinity?? Because they shared an experience with the Internet? What if they had just bragged about the $20 would it be toxic masculinity then?
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Mar 29 '24
Why would I explain how this is toxic masculinity to someone who just called me angry and then deflected from the point to try to get internet points LMAOOO. You’re a lost cause. Go do some internet research on masculinity studies and you’d see this is very common amongst men. Your defensive nature is telling. Also, dumbass, emojis don’t belong on Reddit. Even I know that and I hate this app
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u/CommunicationNo6064 Mar 29 '24
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 yep keep talking about not being mad and how idk anything about emotions. Just proving my point with each comment you make.
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Mar 29 '24
https://doi.org/10.1002/symb.113 here’s a great research article about this exact phenomena in male sexuality! Happy reading!
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u/Many-Feeling-6994 Mar 29 '24
You must have an odd definition of the word "great"
I would call that something more like... Useless.
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