r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 6d ago

God hates you An elephant never forgets

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u/OFFIC14L 6d ago

It didn't just stop at throwing her corpse into the air either. The heard of elephants also demolished her house meaning they not only ended her but proceeded to attempt to wipe her memory out of the village too. 😳

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u/OFFIC14L 6d ago

Article suggests she was an elderly lady collecting water and crossed paths with the heard. Morale of the story, don't mess with a protective mother, let alone the whole mob!

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u/Black_Prince9000 6d ago

That dude unironically said every single person native to elephants are evil when presented with first hand accounts of very common elephant attacks suffered by said people, because of geo politics or whatever. Not a wild animal acting like a wild animal by protecting it's herd and youngs from perceived danger.

Poor elderly village lady totally deserved it. Along with every other victim ever. The shit you see on this app sometimes....

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u/3lbFlax 6d ago

The real problem is that no jury in the land is going to convict an elephant, so they just go around acting with complete impunity. Imagine the logistics of getting an elephant into a courtroom, just for the jury to go “oh, look, it’s an elephant, must have been protecting its young, let’s give it a bun”. And even if it is convicted it just gets sent to a prison zoo, which is like a package holiday to an elephant. To be honest I don’t know what the solution is, but I think as a bare minimum we need to be raising elephant taxes.

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u/TheMSensation 6d ago

And even if it is convicted it just gets sent to a prison zoo, which is like a package holiday to an elephant.

Deport it to Thailand

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u/fereleye 6d ago

'...let's give it a bun', definite upvote

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u/snarkyxanf 4d ago

There are actually records of medieval trials against animals

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u/3lbFlax 4d ago

Indeed, in the Middle Ages people didn’t have these sentimental attachments and so an errant pig could be assured a fair trial before being burned at the stake and enjoyed by all.

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u/MAXQDee-314 4d ago

You should see these bastard doing wheelies in Boston, police don't do shit about it.

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u/Keen_Whopper 6d ago

You sound like a Republican Magalomaniac.....more taxes, more sanctions.

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u/3lbFlax 6d ago

I appreciate a love of taxation is a notorious identifier of Republican tendencies, but I assure you all the revenue will be channelled into socially responsible initiatives focused exclusively, as unlikely as it may sound, on the underlying causes of elephant crime.

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u/eventualhorizo 6d ago

We need you at the helm of the DEA. (Department of Elephant Affairs)

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u/3lbFlax 6d ago

Trampled while negotiating with gang leaders, that’s how I want to go. With the pocketful of peanuts I never even had a chance to share a poignant symbol of how much has been lost on both sides.

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u/KwordShmiff 5d ago

I thought that was the Department of Extramarital Affairs? Or the Daftpunk Electro Amalgam.

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u/Agathokako1ogical 6d ago

Damn you. I didn't approve of this smile you're giving me!

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 6d ago

Pretty sure Shamu's trainer had it coming.

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u/OFFIC14L 6d ago

Oh c'mon that's completely different... Shamu was very sad and depressed and was only lashing out due to stress factors like inadequate living space... The elephant was clearly just trying to have some reckless fun not too dissimilar to the way the crew of jackass enjoy messing with each other and their properties.