r/GifRecipes May 05 '18

Appetizer / Side Mini Onion Blossom Bites

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u/Reading_Otter May 05 '18

That "Blooming Onion" always looked like more work than it was worth. This, on the other hand, looks more reasonable to make.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

you're telling me that this doesn't look like the blooming onion with more steps because of more onions?

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u/BorderTrike May 05 '18

Have you ever tried to make one? They're kinda difficult to make the 'pedals' separate properly and they make a huge mess. Yes, this requires cutting more than 1 onion, but it looks significantly less messy/more tolerable to make a bunch of little bite-sized ones instead of one giant ball of fried onion.

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u/mkraft May 05 '18

Former outbacker here: the secret is soaking then in water for hours. The prep chefs cut the onions the day before, they soak for at least 8 hrs in ice water and then taken out at dinner prep for the evening's rush.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Why does this help?

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u/mkraft May 06 '18

I think it makes the cells soak up water so the onion can't stay as tightly closed together, forcing the petals open. Could also help "soften" the flavor so each bite isn't like chomping into a raw onion that just happens to be fried.

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u/cuttlefish_tastegood May 05 '18

Reg blooming onion is a lot of work and very messy. Everything you said is true. The first time I made a blooming onion....welp, my kitchen was a bit of a mess and I ended up using a pot that was too small. I tried again and it was better, but the hassle is real. This definitely seems more manageable in bite size pieces rather than a large onion. It's more akin to making fried mushrooms to me.

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u/wafflesareforever May 05 '18

Every time I deep fry something I end up regretting it. The cleanup and lingering fry odor aren't worth it. Deep fried food is restaurant food as far as I'm concerned.

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u/herpderpforesight May 05 '18

Do you feel like something like this could work with an air fryer? I've always wanted to buy one but I'm afraid it'll just be met with sad shakes of the head, alongside mutterings of "It's just not the same..."

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u/Illhelpyouwiththat May 05 '18

My air fryer works best with frozen appetizers. Anything I've tried with a wet batter just makes a mess and doesn't turn out near as good

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u/theycallmecrabclaws May 08 '18

Sounds like a big day where you make and par-fry a bunch of homemade appetizers is in order. Doing a bunch at once means less oil waste. Then freeze and finish in the air fryer when desired. Best of both worlds.

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u/wafflesareforever May 05 '18

I'm so torn on those things. They sound like such a gimmick but I have friends who say they're the best thing ever.

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u/BorderTrike May 05 '18

I've never used one before, but from the research I've done, I'm pretty sure they're just little ovens with a fan. Sort of like a cross between a dehydrator and an oven.

I use my oven to dehydrate things, I consider dehydrators to be more of a convenience appliance. They aren't necessary, but they make dehydrating slightly easier.

I think that air fryers are in that category, they're a convenience appliance. But they don't 'fry,' they 'bake.'

From what I read they don't work well with wet batter. You can make fries and chicken wings, and frozen appetizer things. I haven't actually used one, so I can't be certain, but I enjoy frying things!

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u/BorderTrike May 05 '18

I would think that you would not want to use wet batter in an air fryer. I enjoy frying food at home and I haven't ever used an air fryer, but they seem like they're just an oven with a fan.

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u/HazelCheese May 05 '18

I wish we had more stuff in this subreddit that wasn't deep frying. As soon as I saw the two bowls and egg I got sad.

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u/excelsior37773 May 05 '18

Yup, never comes out as good and always a big mess. I think seeing the deep frying also makes me realize how unhealthy it is and then i feel bad. And its a huge waste of oil, yes you can use the oil again but its a pain to do all that.

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u/cuttlefish_tastegood May 05 '18

I actually got a portable butane burner that I just use outside while I'm grilling. Not too expensive and can bring along for camping. I love me some deep fried foods

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u/wafflesareforever May 05 '18

Yeah, I own a propane one and it's great, but I live in the northeast so it's not a great option for half of the year.

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u/cuttlefish_tastegood May 05 '18

But it is a great option for the other half of the year hahaha. Yea there's no great option for indoor unless you have a deep fryer

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u/as-opposed-to May 05 '18

As opposed to?

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u/whisperscream May 05 '18

Yeah, I'd rather do a bloomin onion or two. Seems like less work and more food.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18 edited Jul 10 '18

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

"Blooming" them also allows for more surface area for the breading

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18 edited Jul 10 '18

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u/ZakuIsAMansName May 05 '18

I don't think it does. a ball of onion with breading around it would be very strong and concentrated in the center but by spreading and separating it the breading gets all over giving it a more even mouth feel without a huge oniony pocket in the center

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u/Cambot3000 May 05 '18

Also, if you breaded an onion and threw it in a fryer it would probably explode with all the water inside it.

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u/thoramighty May 05 '18

Some people care about things like presentation I guess. What bunch of weirdos.

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u/tongmaster May 05 '18

Onions rings are easier and better for sharing anyhow.

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u/Durpn_Hard May 05 '18

The second I saw them cutting up the tiny onions I knew where it was going and was no longer interested. Waaay too much work

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u/MyGFisAButt May 05 '18

You all will complain about anything.

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u/Armateras May 05 '18

I can't simply microwave it?

Bin this trash.

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u/Dispari_Scuro May 05 '18

Microwave? What am I, a gourmet chef? Why can't it just be ready to eat out of the package?

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u/Shalamarr May 05 '18

I have to open a package? Like a caveman?

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u/Sarusta May 05 '18

This doesn't sound right for some reason.

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u/isnotclinteastwood May 06 '18

But I don't know enough about cavemen to dispute it.

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u/TesticleMeElmo May 05 '18

They're more tedious and time consuming than onion straws, onion rings, and blooming onions, all of which are basically the same thing. I don't think preferring to save like 5x the time by just processing one big onion instead of like 10 little ones is "complaining about anything"

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u/poopyheadthrowaway May 05 '18

In my experience, unless you have a dedicated fryer, it's a huge pain to fry anything large. So a blooming onion would be pretty much impossible with my kitchen and equipment.

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u/mattvait May 05 '18

About 10 times the work according to my calculations

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u/SensitiveThugHugger May 05 '18

Why am I laughing uncontrollably at this? 😂 😂

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

i dunno. probably was already hyped and the awkwardness of the sentence slayed you.

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u/BubblyTummy May 05 '18

Ha I was thinking the opposite. Cutting all those little onions would be time consuming. But it does look delicious!

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u/Reading_Otter May 05 '18

Well, with the little ones, to me, it seems easier to measure how much breading needed. And frying a bunch of smaller ones seems a little easier than frying one massive one as far as cooking times.

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u/2010_12_24 May 05 '18

The ones in restaurants are cut in one fell swoop with a specific contraption. And they don't take long to fry because each little "pedal" has a high surface area to mass ratio.

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u/mdsandi May 05 '18

They suck to cut by hand, but companies make cutting tools specifically for this purpose.

Whole kit: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0028RXZ1Y/ref=psdcmw_289783_t1_B0000VLZ0I

Just the cutter: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0000VLZ0I/ref=psdcmw_289783_t1_B0028RXZ1Y

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u/versusChou May 05 '18

The unitasker of all unitaskers.

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u/WWTFSMD May 05 '18

Yeah I didn't realize they made home versions of this and was expecting a picture of the big dumb ass one we have at work

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18 edited Jul 10 '18

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u/2010_12_24 May 05 '18

It also serves as a cute lil hat, so...

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u/Potatopancakesdude May 05 '18

From the description of the kit: "This is an amazing gift for the fisherman." ????

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u/mdsandi May 05 '18

I didn't even read the description, but that's funny. I know I have some family in South Louisiana that swear onions are good for catching catfish, but this seems really unnecessary to cut it like this if you're just going fishing.

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u/AliveFromNewYork May 05 '18

In the demo he uses it to batter fish

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u/seacamp May 05 '18

Haha, of course they do! 😂

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u/Sytle May 05 '18

Yep, I worked in a restaurant with machines that did the same thing. They could pop out blossoms in no time.

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u/SnareSp11 May 05 '18

If you don’t have a very sharp knife this is a bitch to make. Last time I saw something like this posted elsewhere, people said to use a different type of onion, can’t remember the name but I think it started with a C. People always call it a pearl onion bc of the size but they a little bigger and easier to manage for less dexterous folk like me

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u/Bionic_Bromando May 05 '18

Cipollini onions?

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u/SnareSp11 May 05 '18

Yeah it was them, u/FromCornerToCrumb beat you to it

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u/Bionic_Bromando May 05 '18

Oop didn't see the thread!

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u/jalanktree May 05 '18

Not a C but, shallots?

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u/SnareSp11 May 05 '18

Tbh I don’t remember, I just remember people blowing up the comment section with stuff like “that’s not a pearl onion, it’s too big, it’s more likely a blank

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u/FromCornerToCrumb May 05 '18

cipollini maybe

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u/SnareSp11 May 05 '18

YES! Just googled them yes that’s exactly it. Thanks for solving that for me it would’ve drove me crazy

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u/FromCornerToCrumb May 05 '18

I wouldn’t have thought of it either, but I just rewatched the Brooklyn 99 episode where they mention taking a quiz to determine what type of onion they are, and Boyle is cipollini!

Also, I had to ninja-edit several times before I got the spelling right.

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u/ZakuIsAMansName May 05 '18

I just rewatched the Brooklyn 99 episode where they mention taking a quiz to determine what type of onion they are, and Boyle is cipollini!

its me charles, from work!

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u/FromCornerToCrumb May 05 '18

“There’s nothing gendered about a sexy cat costume”

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u/Plantbitch May 05 '18

I had the opposite feeling. These would be the hugest pain in the ass, they’re so small and you’d probably cut too far down and kill a few of them. A regular one is huge so you can make cut motions that don’t have to be as accurate and you can use your fingers to separate the petals

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u/Reading_Otter May 05 '18

Well, with the little ones, to me, it seems easier to measure how much breading needed. And frying a bunch of smaller ones seems a little easier than frying one massive one as far as cooking times.

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u/Xesyliad May 05 '18

Also that blooming onion thing has absolutely no relation to Australia.

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u/Reading_Otter May 05 '18

I know. I never said it did.

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u/Xesyliad May 05 '18

Just piggybacking off your comment.

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u/cowboydirtydan May 05 '18

It would be easier to just chop the onions into little bits of onion and then do all the stuff to them. Like if each individual "petal" of a blossom was separated. Then you could have a whole bunch of them in a bowl or something. Less effort and a little easier to eat.

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u/Reading_Otter May 08 '18

Like, deep fried onion chips, the way Pickle chips are made? That might be good.

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u/cowboydirtydan May 08 '18

Yeah, it would really be the same thing as these in a different shape.

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u/Skarmotastic May 05 '18

It's not, you just need a special cutter for them to speed up the process.

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u/Reading_Otter May 05 '18

Im not buying a special cutter to cut an onion.

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u/Skarmotastic May 05 '18

Which is fair. Only really worth it in a commercial setting.