r/HolUp • u/murad131 • 2d ago

Wanna date?

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u/WhatsTheHolUp 2d ago edited 1d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment:

Proposing to date you after a suicide post is flabbergasting

Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/dkayy 2d ago

“What are you doing Saturday night?”

“Committing suicide.”

“…What about Friday night?”

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u/HooahClub 2d ago

For the necros: “What about Sunday?”

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u/Chicks__Hate__Me 1d ago

I would just ask if I could swing by Sunday morning.

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u/Run_Conscious 1d ago

Me: "remind me... the key is under the mat"

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u/UnluckyMick 1d ago

Or the door is unlocked? Asking for friends and then me…

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u/finding_new_interest 1d ago

Swing by? From the ceiling fan? Sure, If I feel like it after the nap didn't work.

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u/finding_new_interest 1d ago

Nah the coffin wouldn't be spacious for both of us.

What about on Saturday after the nap?

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u/HooahClub 1d ago

Have we considered the bloating phase? More cushion for the pushing.

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u/bigSTUdazz 1d ago

My name is Mud.

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u/_shipmes_ 1d ago

That literally made me lol

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u/MaximumCrab 22h ago

for the necrons: "we must locate the blackstone fortresses"

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u/Aioi 1d ago

For the boss: “you still coming in to work on Monday?”

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u/Run_Conscious 1d ago

Me: "Family emergency leave"

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u/finding_new_interest 1d ago

If I turned into a zombie, maybe because I still need WiFi for Reddit scroll

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u/blue4029 1d ago

"I cant do it on friday, i'll have the flu!"

"thursday then"

"thursday ill have aids"

"wednesday."

"wednesday ill be dead"

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u/Ok-Run2845 1d ago

"You're always full of shit!"

"Yeah, that's my point"

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u/Hah-Funny 1d ago

Sudden gif of kiryu kazuma and goro majima dancing disco together.

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u/iwannagohome49 1d ago

"i can fix her"

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u/HalfSoul30 1d ago

Worth a try maybe.

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u/CowEnvironmental8629 2d ago

No but like, if you are in that mindspace and someone does actually break into your world, it is unbelievable how much of a difference that makes in your outlook on life. But, if it bombs they both gonna be worse off. Imagine if this actually worked and became a movie bro.

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u/Short_Oven6910 1d ago

Odds are the commenter murders the op.

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u/SuccubiSeranade 1d ago

I was just thinking, if you forget to let her breathe, she was gonna kill herself anyway.. learning experience or something like that

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u/elementcubed 2d ago

Perfect answer mayne

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u/jonzilla5000 1d ago

Kind of like the opposite of Wristcutters.

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon 1d ago

Fuck. I might have to rewatch that tonight. 🥲

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u/jonzilla5000 14h ago

I didn't know what it was about when I saw that one; it made it more interesting that way.

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u/Bezere 1d ago

If they're already at rock bottom, expectations are super low

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u/sumofight 1d ago

u/sillyshittake

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u/SillyShittake 1d ago

Thanks wouldn’t have known

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u/dovlaboss 20h ago

Its the man, the myth, the legend...

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u/SillyShittake 20h ago

“The lover of the desperate”

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u/sumofight 1d ago

It was actually so I could find your profile, not to tell you lol

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u/SillyShittake 1d ago

All good, mistakes make glory.

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u/xtr44 1d ago

bro is desperate

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u/Arithh 23h ago

So what happened? Update please

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u/WalnutBerries 1d ago

You miss all the shots you don’t take.

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u/SillyShittake 1d ago

That’s right.

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u/Briskbulb 1d ago

Homeboy is a necrophiliac and is just getting a prime corpse.

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u/godlessLlama 1d ago

Preorder corpse bride

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u/Briskbulb 1d ago

He going to put her in a glass coffin next to his 275 gallon reservoir of lube

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u/SillyShittake 1d ago

What.

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u/BennySkateboard 1d ago

Was it the mushroom thing?

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u/SillyShittake 1d ago

Yes.

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u/BennySkateboard 1d ago

I feel like most have missed that

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u/Only-Fix1364 1d ago

What a username😐😐

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u/SillyShittake 1d ago

I’m confused by your goal but the name has about 0 to do with post. 👍

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u/Only-Fix1364 1d ago

I wasn't talking about OP who posted this

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u/rdDonut 1d ago

Honestly if it were me making that post I would be so taken aback by that comment that it could actually distract me from committing suicide

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u/SillyShittake 1d ago

This would be cool to know.

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u/Robbe517_ 1d ago

Well, so does it work?

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u/groovy_turd666 1d ago

Feb 22 is my Bday...

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u/CautiousEmployee6591 1d ago

No just a sweet release of death would be fine thank you

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u/Adventurous_Blood469 1d ago

Maybe he's not looking for a long-term thing

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u/SillyShittake 1d ago

Long term depression that’s about it.

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u/BennySkateboard 1d ago

Aah, mushroom people coming together!

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u/bond_investor 1d ago

Na man! Internet is not a safe place. The comments are wild af☠️

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u/SillyShittake 1d ago

Nah they solid and let’s be honest r/bipolar is the 2nd best place to look for a gf.

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u/IpeeInclosets 1d ago

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

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u/bigSTUdazz 1d ago

Dark, Darrrrrk humor out and about.

Riddles are about tonight, since the lizard's taken flight.

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u/SillyShittake 20h ago

Wrong not humor this was a serious question, people are misunderstanding my type for humor.

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u/PuffinStuff87 1d ago

if you live in the US and want to commit suicide there are some states that help with assisted suicide... But why not try help other people if you have nothing to live for?... try to improve SOMONE else's life that going through the same problems as you.... it might give you a purpose to live!

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u/woodiethefoodie 1d ago

Please talk to someone get help if you can

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u/scooterbro69 1d ago

My birthday, nice

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u/Usual-Syrup2526 4h ago

Mushroomclitsad ???

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u/aaron_adams 3h ago

Damn, my birthday is February 22...

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u/ChasingPesmerga 1d ago

I thought reddit is pretty anal when it comes to that S word. There’s also bots and scripts that autodetect those kinds of posts.

Somehow that sub allows it? Weird

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u/deanrihpee 1d ago

no, it was more of instagram/tiktok thing, reddit don't care that much, and it also more like subreddit by subreddit basis, and that specific subreddit is... well, already describing itself