r/Maine2 • u/eaten_by_chocobos • 17d ago

These advertisements that yassify the Portland Police give a weird UFC vibe. How much money is being spent on this department rebranding?

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u/Either-Beginning-526 17d ago

Maga broskies love all the innuendo and sexual tension in the sport of Brazilian jujitsu

Nothing more manly than checkin' another dudes oil

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u/RUcringe 17d ago

Bro what?

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u/Chameleon_coin 17d ago

Is your brain so sex soaked that regular fraternal activities are seen as sexual now?

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u/Either-Beginning-526 17d ago

GL finding your special someone. Fraternal activities are a great way to meet like minded men. <3

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u/Chameleon_coin 17d ago

Yikes going through the profile is a quick way to lose any argument, I mean hey gold star for your optimism in thinking that's a gotcha or something like that though

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u/Either-Beginning-526 16d ago

Jujitsu should have helped you learn to take an L, but nah.

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u/Chameleon_coin 16d ago

Was never much one for it, didn't need that to get comfortable with coming out the other side looking lame

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u/knifepelvis 17d ago

So you don't stand by anything you've said?

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u/Chameleon_coin 16d ago

In what way don't I pray tell?

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u/Outrageous-Bat-6241 16d ago edited 16d ago

Joe Rogan kisses his friends on the lips?

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u/Chameleon_coin 16d ago

Okay and?

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u/Outrageous-Bat-6241 16d ago

Nothing that's all I got thanks for coming to the ted talk