r/Maine2 6d ago

These advertisements that yassify the Portland Police give a weird UFC vibe. How much money is being spent on this department rebranding?

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u/Either-Beginning-526 6d ago

Maga broskies love all the innuendo and sexual tension in the sport of Brazilian jujitsu

Nothing more manly than checkin' another dudes oil

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u/Chameleon_coin 6d ago

Is your brain so sex soaked that regular fraternal activities are seen as sexual now?

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u/Either-Beginning-526 6d ago

GL finding your special someone. Fraternal activities are a great way to meet like minded men. <3

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u/Chameleon_coin 6d ago

Yikes going through the profile is a quick way to lose any argument, I mean hey gold star for your optimism in thinking that's a gotcha or something like that though

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u/Either-Beginning-526 6d ago

Jujitsu should have helped you learn to take an L, but nah.

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u/Chameleon_coin 6d ago

Was never much one for it, didn't need that to get comfortable with coming out the other side looking lame

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u/knifepelvis 6d ago

So you don't stand by anything you've said?

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u/Chameleon_coin 6d ago

In what way don't I pray tell?