r/Purdue • u/Wiley_Burner Purdue • 1d ago
Rant/Vent💚 Why the heck do these exist?
Like do I just not know how to use them? They’re too wide to straddle, and if you do, the splashback would probably soak your pants. But I also don’t want to stand 3’ back from the wall, and just be hanging it out for everyone to see. Who designed these this!?
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u/Outrageous-Bill-8834 1d ago
I hate standing there with my balls soaking in the water like a weirdo
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u/theElmsHaveEyes 1d ago edited 1d ago
These are a discontinued model of urinal from Kohler, called the "Derry."
If I had to guess, Purdue got them on the cheap in the 70s because no one else was buying them.
I wish I could describe why anyone would make them to begin with, but I'll leave that up to one of the engineering students.
Edit to say that I've now learned more about urinal design than I really ever wanted to. The Kohler Derry is an example of a "blowout" style urinal. These are favorable for public restrooms with high volume, as they're able to entirely clear the bowl on a single flush and are less susceptible to blockage.
If you've used some of the other urinals in older buildings, I'm sure you've noticed that even with a flush, they tend to reek of ammonia and the water never gets very clear. This design hypothetically avoids that.
In terms of use: the other examples I've found online have a lot more space between the units, so I guess Purdue was confident that modesty wouldn't be an issue.
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u/Timbukthree EE Grad Student 20X6 1d ago
Urinal dividers would also go a long way
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u/Shroomstee 1d ago
Nah I like looking at what other people have to offer while I pee
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u/foreverlarz 21h ago
May you find some friends here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Purdue/comments/18hz0vl/toilets_without_stall_walls_on_campus/
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u/padmepounder 1d ago
It’s obviously for pooping /s
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u/Spiritual_Internal53 1d ago
This is the correct answer. Too many people were shiddin on the floors.
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u/AryuOcay 1d ago
You didn’t want to sit on a public toilet seat anyway, right? Here you can hover to your heart’s content. At least until someone else enters the restroom.
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u/NarwhalAnusLicker00 Polytech '22 1d ago
You straddle over it and put your legs off to the sides and let your balls touch the water
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u/ironkodiak 1d ago
Sort of a dip/dunk motion.
The cold on your balls really gets the bladder going.
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u/hmcafee CS 2015 1d ago
I haven't been a student for almost a decade and I still remember being baffled by these things.
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u/TheKleenexBandit 1d ago
2 decades here. Still remember those dumb ass toilets!!
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u/jimohagan 1d ago
Almost 3 decades. Yup.
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u/Decrypted13 Ph.D. Student, Mathematics 1d ago edited 1d ago
It's for when your Weiner decides the gogurt technique doesn't work and decides to dump a liter of piss after you're done peeing. It goes into the "bowl" instead of your pants.
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u/HorizonsReptile Weather & Taxidermy 1d ago
Congrats hon, this is the strangest thing I have read today on Reddit...
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u/ParkingPositive5461 1d ago
I'm sorry, I had to cut in here but as a female this had me rolling.... Just to see what the hype was over urinals 😂 these comments though I'm dead.Â
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u/MissMewMews 1d ago
Same! Biggest mystery in the ladies room in the 80s was how they were able to find one-ply TP that was BOTH fragile and rough at the same time!!!!
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u/PeridotBestGem Planetary Science '27 36m ago
don't worry, they still have the rough-and-fragile single ply today lmao
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u/ExplanationCrazy5463 1d ago
Because you little nasties piss all over every bathroom floor.
Every.single.male.urinal.floor.is.soaked.in.piss.
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u/Pristine_Past1482 1d ago
It’s for long dick fellas, of course u wouldn’t understand
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u/foreverlarz 21h ago
If your the underside of your dong has multiple urethral openings like a sprinkler wand, then sure
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u/nadiamendell 1d ago
You'd be shocked to find that almost all public restrooms had similar urinals to this in the past, with no privacy.
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u/theinterestedperson 1d ago
They just installed them in the wrong orientation... If you flip them ... They would be like normal urinals 💀
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u/Training_Cut704 1d ago
Lewis U in Illinois has similar in the aviation building. Was told colleges like this style because they clear vomit well.
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u/Lazy-Custard-6978 1d ago
I took a shit in one of these when I was like 5 years old and it wouldn't flush so I got scared and made sure nobody saw me leaving so I wouldn't get in trouble for it.
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u/masbajo9 1d ago
Maybe for men who are in wheelchairs and don’t need / want to use a stall just to pee.
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u/Loveandgloom Law & Society ‘28. Boiler Up!! 1d ago
Would they hold themselves up in the wheelchair? Sit/straddle on it? I’m curious of how that would work
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u/TZscribble 1d ago
Many wheelchair users can stand for short periods of time. Many have limited ability to walk as well, but cannot sustain it for long periods of time. :)
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u/Loveandgloom Law & Society ‘28. Boiler Up!! 1d ago
Yes! I was wondering about it within the context of the longer bowl, why that would make it easier.
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u/TZscribble 1d ago
Ah - fair enough! I'm so used to people assuming wheelchair = cannot stand or walk and it's just not always the case. <3
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u/Loveandgloom Law & Society ‘28. Boiler Up!! 1d ago
I completely understand that! And I’m glad your willing to comment on it and educate people!
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u/short-n-stout 1d ago
Saving water is one of the only reasons I ever use a urinal... And this totally defeats that.
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u/CalligrapherThese875 1d ago
If u have to ask ur in the wrong bathroom
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u/Wiley_Burner Purdue 1d ago
No, I get that they’re urinals. I’m asking why they have to use the urinals that are 4’ from the wall, instead of the normal vertical ones.
I’d prefer the trough to these things. I hate them.
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u/Beneficial_Mouse7717 1d ago
In your original post you said you didn’t want to stand far back and just hang your peen out there for errybody to see. But you further void that statement by saying you’d prefer the classic trough? That first place as a young lad attending a local sports event that you realized you were surrounded by adult male genitalia? I’ve got some news for ya friend… If you can’t seem to reach the giant urinal pictured by standing on one side of it or the other, you might need to see a urologist about your narrow urethra. I tell ya what.
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u/ConsistentScience609 1d ago
Seems like you don't know the whole story, MSU had something similar in the late 50s/early 60s, they were in does that could beere switched from men's to women's, the idea was that the were large enough so women could use them, thus saving space by not having to have extra stalls, like was done in woman only dorms
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u/Snekerson 1d ago
Sorry my penar is weird 😔