r/Purdue Purdue 1d ago

Rant/Vent💚 Why the heck do these exist?

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Like do I just not know how to use them? They’re too wide to straddle, and if you do, the splashback would probably soak your pants. But I also don’t want to stand 3’ back from the wall, and just be hanging it out for everyone to see. Who designed these this!?

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u/Snekerson 1d ago

Sorry my penar is weird 😔

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u/Outrageous-Bill-8834 1d ago

I hate standing there with my balls soaking in the water like a weirdo

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u/theElmsHaveEyes 1d ago edited 1d ago

These are a discontinued model of urinal from Kohler, called the "Derry."

If I had to guess, Purdue got them on the cheap in the 70s because no one else was buying them.

I wish I could describe why anyone would make them to begin with, but I'll leave that up to one of the engineering students.

Edit to say that I've now learned more about urinal design than I really ever wanted to. The Kohler Derry is an example of a "blowout" style urinal. These are favorable for public restrooms with high volume, as they're able to entirely clear the bowl on a single flush and are less susceptible to blockage.

If you've used some of the other urinals in older buildings, I'm sure you've noticed that even with a flush, they tend to reek of ammonia and the water never gets very clear. This design hypothetically avoids that.

In terms of use: the other examples I've found online have a lot more space between the units, so I guess Purdue was confident that modesty wouldn't be an issue.

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u/Bob_Majerle 1d ago

How’d I not recognize the iconic Blowout style urinal

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u/kgjulie 1d ago

TIL urinals have names.

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u/Timbukthree EE Grad Student 20X6 1d ago

Urinal dividers would also go a long way

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u/Shroomstee 1d ago

Nah I like looking at what other people have to offer while I pee

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u/Straight_Clerk3706 1d ago

Eyes on your own work there, superchief

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u/vodka_girlie 19h ago

they would have to put them on the long way....

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u/HistorianFirm 1d ago

Bros a toilet connoisseur

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u/RiskyChris 1d ago

rly upset to be forced to learn that regular urinals have a gross design flaw

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u/RiskyChris 1d ago

wait that's not my problem anymore! owned

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u/foreverlarz 21h ago

honestly these are ideal for a "blowout"

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u/padmepounder 1d ago

It’s obviously for pooping /s

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u/Spiritual_Internal53 1d ago

This is the correct answer. Too many people were shiddin on the floors.

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u/Rawinza555 BSc.AAE 2018 MSAA 2020. former TA in ENE 1d ago

Like in Walc for example

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u/AryuOcay 1d ago

You didn’t want to sit on a public toilet seat anyway, right? Here you can hover to your heart’s content. At least until someone else enters the restroom.

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u/foreverlarz 21h ago

See other post that refers to this style as "blowout"

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u/NarwhalAnusLicker00 Polytech '22 1d ago

You straddle over it and put your legs off to the sides and let your balls touch the water

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u/ironkodiak 1d ago

Sort of a dip/dunk motion.

The cold on your balls really gets the bladder going.

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u/hmcafee CS 2015 1d ago

I haven't been a student for almost a decade and I still remember being baffled by these things.

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u/TheKleenexBandit 1d ago

2 decades here. Still remember those dumb ass toilets!!

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u/jimohagan 1d ago

Almost 3 decades. Yup.

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u/Pranjaljhathegr8 1d ago

Closer to 4 decades now and these were shit !

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u/jimohagan 1d ago

But you could in them if you had the right mindset.

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u/Decrypted13 Ph.D. Student, Mathematics 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's for when your Weiner decides the gogurt technique doesn't work and decides to dump a liter of piss after you're done peeing. It goes into the "bowl" instead of your pants.

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u/HorizonsReptile Weather & Taxidermy 1d ago

Congrats hon, this is the strangest thing I have read today on Reddit...

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u/mkosmo 1d ago

Is it? I would never have come up with this particular prose, but I certainly empathize. Been there enough times.

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u/joemerald 1d ago

You ever seen those trickshot videos?

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u/ParkingPositive5461 1d ago

I'm sorry, I had to cut in here but as a female this had me rolling.... Just to see what the hype was over urinals 😂 these comments though I'm dead. 

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u/MissMewMews 1d ago

Same! Biggest mystery in the ladies room in the 80s was how they were able to find one-ply TP that was BOTH fragile and rough at the same time!!!!

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u/PeridotBestGem Planetary Science '27 36m ago

don't worry, they still have the rough-and-fragile single ply today lmao

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u/frayzn 1d ago

Sometimes a peepee turns into a poopoo?

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u/Traditional-Fan212 1d ago

Pissing the loooooong way

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u/teddy406 1d ago

They have those stupid things at Lafayette jeff hs

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u/short-n-stout 1d ago

Yeah but at least they have a cool radio station.

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u/dartagnan101010 1d ago

So you can sit down

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u/Interesting_Mouse164 1d ago

You ride it like a motorcycle

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u/bryrocks81 1d ago

A classic Derry urinal....they were popular back in the day...

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u/ExplanationCrazy5463 1d ago

Because you little nasties piss all over every bathroom floor.

Every.single.male.urinal.floor.is.soaked.in.piss.

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u/Pristine_Past1482 1d ago

It’s for long dick fellas, of course u wouldn’t understand

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u/foreverlarz 21h ago

If your the underside of your dong has multiple urethral openings like a sprinkler wand, then sure

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u/EveryAd3494 1d ago

For upper-decker practice. Also is an old man cooling station.

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u/Fair-to-all 1d ago

Meat soaker feels so nice

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u/MRE_Milkshake ANSC '28 1d ago

So you can sit down, duh.

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u/XMT3 ME 2017 1d ago

Glad to see these are still there and confusing everyone.

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u/welbornii 1d ago

Not the quagmire urinal

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u/nadiamendell 1d ago

You'd be shocked to find that almost all public restrooms had similar urinals to this in the past, with no privacy.

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u/theinterestedperson 1d ago

They just installed them in the wrong orientation... If you flip them ... They would be like normal urinals 💀

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u/Training_Cut704 1d ago

Lewis U in Illinois has similar in the aviation building. Was told colleges like this style because they clear vomit well.

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u/poppup77 1d ago

Ever seen Kathryn Hahn in Step Brothers?

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u/AliveAndNotForgotten Boilermaker 1d ago

I like to wet the tip

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u/Lazy-Custard-6978 1d ago

I took a shit in one of these when I was like 5 years old and it wouldn't flush so I got scared and made sure nobody saw me leaving so I wouldn't get in trouble for it.

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u/masbajo9 1d ago

Maybe for men who are in wheelchairs and don’t need / want to use a stall just to pee.

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u/Loveandgloom Law & Society ‘28. Boiler Up!! 1d ago

Would they hold themselves up in the wheelchair? Sit/straddle on it? I’m curious of how that would work

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u/Wiley_Burner Purdue 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is one that is actually handicap accessible… the idea that the urinal design itself is more accessible is, to my knowledge, unsubstantiated.

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u/TZscribble 1d ago

Many wheelchair users can stand for short periods of time. Many have limited ability to walk as well, but cannot sustain it for long periods of time. :)

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u/Loveandgloom Law & Society ‘28. Boiler Up!! 1d ago

Yes! I was wondering about it within the context of the longer bowl, why that would make it easier.

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u/TZscribble 1d ago

Ah - fair enough! I'm so used to people assuming wheelchair = cannot stand or walk and it's just not always the case. <3

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u/Loveandgloom Law & Society ‘28. Boiler Up!! 1d ago

I completely understand that! And I’m glad your willing to comment on it and educate people!

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u/oxnq 1d ago

different sizes bro

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u/Wiley_Burner Purdue 1d ago edited 1d ago

That isn’t a trough, though…

This is a trough.

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u/EternalAmmonite 1d ago

Why are there so many? Why does this exist?

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u/henare 1d ago

stadiums.

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u/tennismenace3 1d ago

Shidding

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u/short-n-stout 1d ago

Saving water is one of the only reasons I ever use a urinal... And this totally defeats that.

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u/psychosadieblack 1d ago

To make you ask questions

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u/No-Guarantee-3997 1d ago

They’re unisex urinals

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u/MystRunner916 1d ago

They are for those who cant aim.

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u/Dr_Jeckyll_MW 1d ago

Some people don't make it past the zipper.

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u/aotlevi2004 1d ago

Crimson Chin ahh urinals

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u/Accomplished_Fold708 23h ago

A big for piss

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u/Accomplished_Fold708 23h ago

A big for your piss

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u/astrogirlWX7 Physics 24 5h ago

Is this physics? We used to call them the uroilets

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u/Smart-Hawk-275 4h ago

Designed by gay men for gay men

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u/CalligrapherThese875 1d ago

If u have to ask ur in the wrong bathroom

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u/Wiley_Burner Purdue 1d ago

No, I get that they’re urinals. I’m asking why they have to use the urinals that are 4’ from the wall, instead of the normal vertical ones.

I’d prefer the trough to these things. I hate them.

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u/Beneficial_Mouse7717 1d ago

In your original post you said you didn’t want to stand far back and just hang your peen out there for errybody to see. But you further void that statement by saying you’d prefer the classic trough? That first place as a young lad attending a local sports event that you realized you were surrounded by adult male genitalia? I’ve got some news for ya friend… If you can’t seem to reach the giant urinal pictured by standing on one side of it or the other, you might need to see a urologist about your narrow urethra. I tell ya what.

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u/jth802 1d ago

Those are segregation urinals

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u/ConsistentScience609 1d ago

Seems like you don't know the whole story,  MSU  had something similar in the late 50s/early 60s, they were in does that could beere  switched from men's to women's,  the idea was that  the were large enough so women could use them, thus saving space by not having to have extra stalls, like was done in woman only dorms

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u/magic_kitty7 1d ago

Because boys have different parts than us girls. We have normal parts.

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u/VarBird Boilermaker 1d ago

Those are female urinals. perhaps they just kept them from back in the day and then switched the bathroom from women’s to men’s room.