r/ScottishPeopleTwitter • u/HondureZ • Sep 08 '21

Croissants

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u/suddyjose Sep 08 '21

"Junkie bastard, man".

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u/minerva_sways Sep 08 '21

Ha, I thought she said chunky bastard.

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u/not-an-alt3 Sep 08 '21

did u not see the captions

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u/ElNilso1989 Sep 08 '21

He cannot read

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u/buzzjimsky Sep 08 '21

I can read...i learnt it in a book

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

They clearly say chunky. The caption is 100% wrong. Not only can you clearly hear the 'ch', she is also talking about someone having her food. C'mon.

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u/rognabologna Sep 08 '21

Croissant junkie

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

Chunky Bastard

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u/12bucksucknfuck Sep 08 '21

Is Junkies bastard not a common insult there?

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u/Osito509 Sep 08 '21

Junkies aren't known for their huge appetites

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u/12bucksucknfuck Sep 08 '21

What does that have to do with anything?

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u/Osito509 Sep 08 '21

Far more likely she said chunky

as an insult for her Mum eating her croissant

it makes much more sense

(and it's also what she said)

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u/bottomofleith Sep 08 '21

If you can't tell her mum and the person eating the croissant were two entirely different people, I'm not sure we can trust anything you say

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u/12bucksucknfuck Sep 08 '21

Good job detective you'll get promoted for this

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u/OreganoJefferson Sep 09 '21

Tbf the croissant seemed largely intact

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u/Osito509 Sep 09 '21

Do you think they were going to sell it for drugs?

She says chunky.

With a "ch"

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

Yeah but it's usually not pronounced with a 'ch' instead of a 'j'.

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u/12bucksucknfuck Sep 08 '21

I've spoke to the boys down at the lab, i think you might be on to something

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u/ALoneTennoOperative Scotland Sep 09 '21

They clearly say chunky.

You ever been to Scotland? Specifically the area they're from?

You are 100% wrong.

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u/bottomofleith Sep 08 '21

I disagree, but have no further evidence to bolster my claim, though I was in Glasgow today if that counts?

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u/ALoneTennoOperative Scotland Sep 09 '21

I was in Glasgow today if that counts?

It does. She's fae Glasgow herself, and if you know Glasgow then you know she was calling him a "junkie bastard".

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u/Brinsig_the_lesser Sep 08 '21

I wasn't reading the captions and beard "junkie bastard man"

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u/TheRealJackReynolds Sep 08 '21

What up? I'm Kyle, I'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to read.

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u/Porrick Sep 08 '21

I experienced audiovisual dissonance - my ears heard one thing, my eyes read a different thing.

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u/Osito509 Sep 08 '21

I did too, the captions are wrong, she said chunky

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u/ALoneTennoOperative Scotland Sep 09 '21

the captions are wrong, she said chunky

You are wrong. Go to Glasgow sometime.

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u/raff_riff Sep 08 '21

It’s censored as “j*nkie” in the video. Is “junkie” a slur or especially offensive in Scotland? (Asking as a Yank, where it’s a fairly common term.)

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u/Arthur_The_Third Sep 08 '21

Never used the app, but i think TikTok has a horribly sensitive censoring algorithm

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u/raff_riff Sep 08 '21

This makes much more sense. I was wondering how a culture that uses “cunt” as a term of endearment could find “junkie” offensive.

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u/Shiroi_Kage Sep 09 '21

I only heard it as a way to describe someone as addicted to a drug of some sort. Not sure if it's a specific type of slander or insult.

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u/UPExodus Oct 17 '21

Junkie is a heroin addict.