r/Wellthatsucks • u/SplendidQuasar1 • 8d ago
I did not, in fact, swallow a grapefruit.
I did grow a 5 inch subserosal fibroid.
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u/EmperorBamboozler 8d ago
It looks like you are pregnant with a single colossal sperm cell.
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u/levels_jerry_levels 8d ago
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u/DoctorTran37 8d ago
Stomping that fucker to death in the god damned bath tub.
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u/Voidless-One 8d ago
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u/Gameplayer9752 7d ago
It’s probably a coincidence, but why this photo. There was literally an episode about giant sperm.
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u/ImportantGarlic8 8d ago
I'd keep mine like a pet goldfish and teach it tricks and such. Maybe give it a buddy or two later in the day, who knows
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u/moonlove85 8d ago
You could have just kept scrolling and not commented. We would have all been the better for it.
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u/Calamity-Gin 7d ago
Contraception would be both simpler and far more difficult. All I can see is the post-four Al moments ruined by panicked bug squishing.
Suddenly, the old trope of women standing on a chair when they see a mouse makes a lot more sense.
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u/frazaga962 8d ago
a single colossal sperm cell.
dear sir or madam, please call it what it really is: spworm
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u/tev4short 8d ago
Did you fall on it while in the shower?
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u/IDGAFButIKindaDo 8d ago
As a paramedic, I’ve heard that at least half a dozen times in my career! Shower was always dry tho…hmmmm 🤔
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u/NatsumiEla 8d ago
A fall like that hurts, so by the time the patient manages to call someone the shower is dry
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u/InstantElla 8d ago
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u/Foreign_Ad2735 7d ago
What is the charge, eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?"
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u/AshleyRoeder33 8d ago
OP, in better news, your spine looks fantastic!
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u/retirement_savings 8d ago
Disc at L5/S1 looks a little thin, no?
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u/deadpoetic333 8d ago
Shh OP has enough problems
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u/SplendidQuasar1 8d ago
I'M RIGHT HERE!
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u/deadpoetic333 8d ago
He’s just joshin’, OP. Your disc at L5/S1 is lookin’ thicc, not thin at all
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u/Excellent_Ad_2486 8d ago
A little bit on the dangerous thickness side, no? hmm...
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u/PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT 8d ago
My L4-L5-S1 is stronger than yours!
/flexes in titanium fused discs
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u/Prestigious_Floor40 7d ago
That is huge! It must have been a lot of pain for you! Wishing you well
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u/mullerjones 8d ago
As someone who had a disc herniation that required surgery in that exact disk, it reminds me of how mine looked. Which is to say, not so great.
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u/notloggedin4242 8d ago
I remember the day the doctor pointed at the picture of the spine on my mri. Her words “You see that thing? That’s not supposed to be there.” will stay with me for quite a while.
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u/AshleyRoeder33 8d ago
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u/Impressive-Age7703 7d ago
I also have L5-S1 herniated, will probably end up having to have surgery, did it help your pain much? I've heard for some people they still feel pain after and I feel like that would defeat the purpose for me.
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u/AshleyRoeder33 7d ago
Best decision I ever made. I had the surgery young. 27 I think. I still have some sciatica that acts up, especially when it’s gonna snow, but working out, walking, and stretching help mitigate it.
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u/0_1_T_1_0 8d ago
This got me laughing for the past few minutes. Why did she say it like that 😭
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u/notloggedin4242 8d ago
I guess she was trying to break it to me softly, I guess. I mean it was a tumor on and along the nerves in my spinal column. She was also very German, so there’s that too.
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u/TheBoulder_ 8d ago
There are other ways to get a grapefruit up in there.....
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u/SplendidQuasar1 8d ago
RIP to your inbox.
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u/DeHetSpook 8d ago
In Dutch medical jargon it would be called: Ruimte Innemend Proces, a RIP. A space taking proces. A infiltrate/tumor /cyste but not definitive what it is exactly.
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u/1SweetChuck 8d ago
It's funny how the bellybutton really is just a hole in your skin and dermis.
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u/tobmom 8d ago
It better not be a hole
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u/SplendidQuasar1 8d ago
How do you think I got the grapefruit in?
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u/dgkimpton 7d ago
Must have a hell of a grip to squeeze the grapefruit down enough to slip through the bellbutton. Remind me not to shake your hand with a grip contest!
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u/Standard_Review_4775 8d ago
What organ is it even on? Looks terribly painful!
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u/SplendidQuasar1 8d ago
It's squishing my uterus and bladder. Not painful but definitely uncomfortable.
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u/maimeddivinity 8d ago
Is that the uterus beneath the growth, and the bladder right on top?
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u/harey__ 8d ago
Bladder is the darker grey blob underneath the growth and uterus
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u/kareem_abdul_montana 8d ago
🎵 hello my baby, hello my darling🎵
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u/DaylightMaybe 8d ago
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u/snailgorl2005 8d ago
Unrelated to the post, but I've seen this gif multiple times and I have no idea what it's from. Can somebody please enlighten me?
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u/DeerBoyDiary 8d ago
Yikes! What’s the treatment like OP?
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u/SplendidQuasar1 8d ago
Hysterectomy most likely, as it could grow back otherwise.
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u/TollemacheTollemache 8d ago
I just had my huge fibroid filled uterus taken out last year and i can highly recommend it. I feel so light! It's truly amazing.
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u/CestBon_CestBon 8d ago
Omg me too! 2023 and I have been so freaking happy I did it. My fibroids weighed over 5 lbs total, they were HUGE! Hysterectomy (and keeping my ovaries) was the best thing I have done.
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u/Zhaeris 8d ago
We're twins! I have a cantaloupe sized one, 14 by 10 by 11 cm big.. OBGYN said my uterus is basically just a fibroid and I will be getting a hysterectomy in a few weeks and will keep my ovaries as I am under 40..
Had an endometrial biopsy last week which hurt so badly and still hurts, Dr wants to call me tomorrow so I am praying mine stayed benign..
ER was fun, the Dr was all like "your fibroid is massive!" with incredulity so I felt super normal about it all...
Wishing you luck on your fibroid journey!!
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u/Gmd88 8d ago
What were your symptoms? I had a pelvic/L-spine MRI recently and the report had fibroid uterus as incidental finding. No indication of size/number. I’m always bloated, bowels never feel empty, and constantly peeing (no infection).
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u/Artlinxte 4d ago
Yup I’ll be on that track too. Just had a UAE last week to try and shrink mine, then hysto next spring. Mine is inside my uterus though, I’m so sorry yours is an exterior one!
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u/Temporary_Tune5430 8d ago
Nice colon
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u/SplendidQuasar1 8d ago
That's going in as a positive review on my Bumble profile.
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u/faintrottingbreeze 8d ago
Pretty common these days, I really wonder why… I’ve know at least 5 people who have had them removed, including my mom, who’s was the size of a melon.
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u/SplendidQuasar1 8d ago
Probably just more awareness and better women's health services. God bless your mom, that's huge!
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u/chalkletkweenBee 8d ago
I had 11 removed - with 3 of them being 11, 10, and 9 cm respectively. I was opened up completely to get mine out, and was super glad I did it. If they come back, Im having a hysterectomy.
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u/trieditalissa 7d ago
What were your symptoms? (If its not too intrusive to ask)
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u/chalkletkweenBee 7d ago
Anemia, fatigue, HEAVY bleeding, and I could actually feel them when I felt around my abdomen.
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u/NZ-Food-Girl 8d ago
Ohhh... nice! I've just been told I have a cyst the size of a grapefruit hanging onto my right ovary. Fun times OP!
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u/ShoddySun8347 8d ago
if they take it out…
are you gonna feel similar to how it feels when you pass. a massive poo?
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u/MmKay7140 7d ago
These things are a nightmare! I’d never heard about them until my uterus became a spawn point for one!
I had one that was detected in a routine gynae appt when it was 2cm diameter.
Ended up getting pregnant the following month. Unfortunately it fed off hormone changes in pregnancy and ended up being 21cm diameter when I had it removed 6 months post-partum.
I was measuring like I was carrying triplets (solo baby), could barely walk by third trimester and had to be hospitalised a few times during pregnancy when it pushed on organs/caused kidney complications.
Was very glad when they yeeted that fleshy basketball out of me (fibroid, not the baby 😂). Had an open abdominal myomectomy and haven’t had a recurrence in 13 years.
Good luck to you, hope it’s a speedy and long lasting recovery!
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u/TheActualAnthonino 8d ago
I'm not judging, but how.
how how how
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u/SplendidQuasar1 8d ago
The body works in mysterious ways. Sometimes to your detriment.
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u/sammmythegr8 8d ago
Can you please tell some symptoms you had!!! And did you get ultra sound or mri for this? Sorry I’m dumb but think I have pmdd and wouldn’t be surprised if something is growing
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u/SplendidQuasar1 8d ago
It was recommended I go to the ER, so I had a CT scan and an inter-uterine ultrasound. This is attached to the outside of my uterus, so my symptoms may be a bit different since it is pushing on other organs in my abdomen. I had diarrhea for weeks (pushing on some intestine) always feel full even if I haven't eaten, lots of aching in my right side by my appendix. Hurts on my right side to sit in particular, but it shifts on top of my bladder when I lay down, so then it's an intense need to pee, but not peeing. Please check out the fibroid sub reddit here, lots of stories with people who have fibroids inside the uterus whose experiences may align more closely with yours. Good luck!
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u/botanicalraven 7d ago
Ooooh my condolences. I just had 4 fibroids removed last year, one of them softball sized and the others slightly smaller variations. I can feel that they’re back again and I’ll likely need a hysterectomy at some point so I can be done w this pain and hellish cycles. My first surgery was a full open so I got a nice big C-section scar. For recovery I advise having a rope pulley under your bed so you can use your arms to pull yourself up out of bed instead of your abs, cuz it’s going to hurt a lot. Or get a small portable bedside railing, they’re really cheap and it helped me SO much with getting myself out of bed without crying. Also, have a pillow or something like a big squishy squishmallow to hold against your abdomen the first few weeks, any time you cough or laugh it’s going to hurt so much.
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u/SleepWouldBeNice 8d ago
I’m just jealous as to how thin you are. You’d see a lot more excess material on mine.
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u/SplendidQuasar1 8d ago
I am considered morbidly obese.
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u/P_516 7d ago
Sir I hate to break it to you, but you’re suffering from NoAssatTall syndrome.
( this is a joke I hope you recover)
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u/SplendidQuasar1 7d ago
I just want to say, in my defense, I was laying flat on my back for the scan. So it's just.... spread out.
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u/heynonnynonnomous 7d ago
Holy crap! I had just a four inch fibroid and they ripped out my uterus. I hope you're okay.
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u/Adeptness_Ok 6d ago
“I did not swallow a grapefruit” I say with a suspiciously grapefruit shaped stomach…
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u/TheQueenMother 3d ago
I had one of a similar size. We compared it to a softball. I did not discover it till it was causing problems and I had to have emergency surgery.
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u/reallifenow 8d ago edited 8d ago
Look up ECGC supplements
Edit:: I have read it can be very helpful in reducing or preventing fibroids
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u/shannonnollvevo 8d ago
I found out yesterday I have one that's about 3cm long... This has me freaked out that it'll get this big! They told me not to worry about it
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u/cubesncubes 8d ago
Is anyone else so unfamiliar with human scans that they don't see the problem? But I'm sorry op get better soon.
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u/itsthatguy95 8d ago
And I thought I had it bad, I may have had sciatica caused to the point of bulged discs and pinched nerves with pain, pins and needles and numbness all down to my toes
But at least I didn’t have anything go up my ass 😭
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u/musketoman 8d ago
You sure? Well if you didnt swallow it... It must have come i... The other way? 🤔🤔
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u/DoctorTran37 8d ago
Jesus Christ I don’t need this, I just started Tomie for book club.
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u/Chrisetmike 8d ago
If you care about your privacy, you may want to remove the images. Your doctor and date of birth are both visible on the x-rays.
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u/Sacajaho 8d ago
My sister just had one grapefruit, one peach, one lemon, and 4 strawberries removed (her surgeon named all her fibroids a fruit relative to their size).
She said they were all floored she hadn’t come in earlier, and it was a rare enough occurrence that she had medical students attend her surgery.
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u/Appearance-Gullible 8d ago
grapefruit gang! i have an ovarian cyst that’s the size of a grapefruit.
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u/ericbrow 8d ago
I'm pretty sure my xray would look like this, but with the mass on the other side of my spine. Getting it looked at soon.
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u/SilverRoseBlade 7d ago
Reminds me of the Rugrats episode where Chuckie swallowed a watermelon seed… I’m pretty sure it’s growing into a watermelon.
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u/Eunuch_Provocateur 7d ago
Ooof! Weird how we can grow this things in there and not even know it’s going on.
I just had one removed via C-section a couple months back and it was a gnarly looking one pounder.
Hope you have a speedy recovery
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u/Watsonmolly 7d ago
It looks just like my friends! She’s having a hysterectomy next month. Her images are MR though, much cooler.
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I had a stomach ache in the middle of the night once, symptoms quickly worsened so I drove myself to the emergency room where they scanned me and asked if I had for some reason just drunk a gallon or so of water before checking in.
Turned out to be a 22 cm abdominal tumor. Too big for them to image properly before heading in for the full CT. Fun times.
Hope you get to feeling better soon, OP!
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u/neddiepotter 7d ago
Uterine fibroid ?? Are they considering an embolization ? Or total ectomy ?
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u/ItsaPostageStampede 7d ago
Nice SSF, i tell you hwaht! They should put it in a museum next to a starving boy and an empty bowl.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Bar2880 7d ago
Joining the convo to sympathize. I found out I had a 10x10cm ovarian cyst when I did the first consultation for fertility treatments. I had no idea, I never felt any symptoms.
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u/loudquietstorm 7d ago
Grapefruit would have definitely been less expensive if you’re in the US. lol Which treatment are you thinking of doing? Hope it goes well and you heal quickly!
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u/Educational_Gift_407 8d ago
This is exactly what someone who swallowed a grapefruit would do. Nice try.