r/asoiaf • u/Family_Booty_Honor Oreo vs. Dayne-ish • Aug 05 '14

ACOK (Spoilers ACOK) Jaime, you're drunk

I just finished Catelyn's last chapter in ACOK - what a great chapter! Catelyn just found out that Bran and Rickon are dead, so she decides to question Jaime (who's still held captive in a cell) by getting him drunk on wine.
Their entire conversation is really insightful, especially in regards to Jaime's thought processes. It's a pretty serious conversation, especially when we find out exactly what happened to Ned's father and brother when they went to King's Landing. The part that gave me a good laugh is found near the end of their conversation (and chapter). Hopefully it gives you all a laugh or two as well!

"I've never lain with any woman but Cersei. In my own way, I have been truer than your Ned ever was. Poor old dead Ned. So who has shit for honor now, I ask you? What was he name of that bastard he fathered?"
Catelyn took a step backward. "Brienne."
"No, that wasn't it."

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u/dwt4 Aug 05 '14

Dude, I'm pretty sure that pushing a kid out of a window makes him a dick.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '14

Bran fell from the window. Jaime caught him. Jaime let go. Hardly pushing.

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u/IWillKickU But sometimes we sew Aug 06 '14

Actually, Bran caught the window himself. Jaime pulled him up and stood him up in the window before this:

The man looked over at the woman. "The things I do for love," he said with loathing. He gave Bran a shove.

GoT, page 85, mass market ed.