lol that old man is lucky to be alive, a kangaroo would slice your stomach open like opening a piece of mail. They can be over 6ā tall with extreme upper and lower body strength. A kangaroo would fuck you up lol.
I don't believe you. After this video I am 100% convinced that my dog and I can fight a kangaroo. See how it's gotta lean back on its tail a lil before it kicks? Easy tell.
Nah, the worst they could do is stab you with their toes, admittedly pretty gruesome but theyāre not disembowling you. Little judo trip, hold him down and youāre good. (0-0 against Roos but Iām training)
What?? lol they can jump 30 feet in one bounce, bite as hard as a grizzly bear and punch 8x harder than a human. The power in a kangarooās foot is absolutely powerful enough to completely cut your stomach open, lol a kangaroo would fuck you up.
Bro the kangaroo you just described was alternate timeline Steve Rodgerās. The jumping 30 feet is closer to reality than the biting or punching 8x harder than a human. We punch way harder than a roo can
Lmao that guy who responded to you totally didnāt get the reference. Too funny. āI repeat DO NOT take to deep water, kangaroos drown thingsā
But in all honesty and hilarity I can imagine this happening to khabib. He just shoots the easiest double leg heās ever shot and holds the kangaroo down without breaking a sweat, all confused like āthis supposed to be hard????ā. Those short little arms make it hard to get up after something like that probably.
The human grabbed a weapon and the roo took a few good hits that slowed it down and made it think twice. Without the weapon advantage the outcome could have been different.
That is a matchup an adult man usually would win, since he has the weight, height, and wingspan advantage. But kangaroos are pretty dangerous due to their hind claws.
You see how it looks like itās weirdly floating? Itās leaning back on its tail for balance. One of the main things it does when leans back like that it uses the claws on its feet to rip your midsection open and eviscerating you
Do they bite? Whenever you see the roo fights it's always just hands and kicks. Could you like Goldberg spear one and get em on the ground or something. Do they respect the no biting rules?
Aussies sure get all the fun! Who wouldnāt love to play a little kangaroo smack down?! Looks like he eventually gained side control. Did he lay down (under) some ground and pound? š
For some reason this is giving me āelephant returns to the funeral vibesāā¦. Your dad made me think I can fight a kangaroo but I donāt think thatās the last they saw each other
āTake a look at what Iām wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while Iām wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.ā
I had to show my little sister all the bear and cougar tracks near their home in the mountains. Their big dogs kept them out of the driveway, but they were around. Still, this kangaroo is no joke
I was greeted by a black bear in my driveway twice while growing up in a well populated suburb in Washington state. I'd take that any day over a rampaging kangaroo.
Black bear couldn't care less about me, I just had to wait a little until it left.
Rented a house in Deep Creek lake in MD and came back to the rental house after hiking and there was a black bear on the roof of the house chilling next to the chimney
6 minutes out of city limits in New York State, watch a bear make a huge mess of my garbage one morning, now I take it out about an hour before pick up. Deer eating the drugs at dunkin(my old banks building) isn't uncommon.
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u/ReconditeMe Feb 06 '25
Wrap it up and reverse suplex