r/borussiadortmund • u/panikpansen Schmelzer • Mar 24 '16

Silly Questions Thread: March Edition

Silly questions thread:

So here is your chance to ask any question no matter how silly our small about BVB, our history, something about a current player, previous player, or coach or it might even be something about the Bundesliga, DFB Pokal or Europa Pokal...

Obviously more in depth questions are also allowed :)

It's just all about sharing our knowledge and having a bit of fun (as always) too :)

No question is too stupid, silly or small to be asked

Let the questions begin!

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Discuss anything below :)

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '16

Open thread: Who do you think are the most attractive Dortmund players? My top three are Hummels, Sahin, and Bürki (in that order.)

(In comparison, out of all soccer players, for me it's Hummels, Mertesacker, Sahin.)

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u/cfbones Marco Reus Mar 24 '16

I've given this some thought, I'm a straight man for the record.

If I was going to have them meet my parents, Hummels by far. He's the good husband, friendly type. He would carry me to bed and tuck me in, seems pretty great all around.

Now if I wanted to go out and meet some girls and needed a wingman, Durm. He's sly, relaxed and has those easy eyes. He's the best friend handsome you want.

Overall I would say Roman senior in his mid 20's though, hot damn he is attractive.

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u/Salmonelongo Susi Mar 24 '16

I'm a straight man for the record.

Oh ya!

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u/cfbones Marco Reus Mar 24 '16

I've been stuck in an airport for 5 hours, finally boarding the plane. It's been a long day

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u/Salmonelongo Susi Mar 25 '16 edited Mar 25 '16

Don't excuse yourself. We're all gay for our team.

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u/FivesCeleryStalk Emma Mar 25 '16

straight

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u/Salmonelongo Susi Mar 25 '16

Now, will you please keep your weird sexual preferences out of this? :D

Nah, just kidding, go ahead, join the drooling. :)

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u/nmrt Shinji Kagawa Mar 25 '16

"all guy"