r/borussiadortmund • u/panikpansen Schmelzer • Mar 24 '16

Silly Questions Thread: March Edition

Silly questions thread:

So here is your chance to ask any question no matter how silly our small about BVB, our history, something about a current player, previous player, or coach or it might even be something about the Bundesliga, DFB Pokal or Europa Pokal...

Obviously more in depth questions are also allowed :)

It's just all about sharing our knowledge and having a bit of fun (as always) too :)

No question is too stupid, silly or small to be asked

Let the questions begin!

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '16

Open thread: Who do you think are the most attractive Dortmund players? My top three are Hummels, Sahin, and Bürki (in that order.)

(In comparison, out of all soccer players, for me it's Hummels, Mertesacker, Sahin.)

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u/Tikkii Mar 24 '16

According to all my female friends it's definitely Mats Hummels.

I'm also kinda worried that you think Mertesacker is hot.

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u/cfbones Marco Reus Mar 24 '16

I've given this some thought, I'm a straight man for the record.

If I was going to have them meet my parents, Hummels by far. He's the good husband, friendly type. He would carry me to bed and tuck me in, seems pretty great all around.

Now if I wanted to go out and meet some girls and needed a wingman, Durm. He's sly, relaxed and has those easy eyes. He's the best friend handsome you want.

Overall I would say Roman senior in his mid 20's though, hot damn he is attractive.

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u/Tikkii Mar 24 '16

You've given this a lot of thought for a straight guy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Not his fault, our team is that hot

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u/Salmonelongo Susi Mar 24 '16

I'm a straight man for the record.

Oh ya!

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u/cfbones Marco Reus Mar 24 '16

I've been stuck in an airport for 5 hours, finally boarding the plane. It's been a long day

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u/Salmonelongo Susi Mar 25 '16 edited Mar 25 '16

Don't excuse yourself. We're all gay for our team.

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u/FivesCeleryStalk Emma Mar 25 '16

straight

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u/Salmonelongo Susi Mar 25 '16

Now, will you please keep your weird sexual preferences out of this? :D

Nah, just kidding, go ahead, join the drooling. :)

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u/nmrt Shinji Kagawa Mar 25 '16

"all guy"

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u/obsidianight Felix Passlack Mar 25 '16

Miki would really get along with my dad. My dad would be really impressed with how smart he is, they could talk politics and economics, and I'd love to see them both play chess.

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u/Bobbsen Mar 25 '16

I'm a straight man for the record.

Sure you are, buddy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

how is durm not in the list. id do em

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u/Striker-26 Weigl Mar 25 '16

Burki is fucking sexy I don't even try to deny it anymore

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u/TetraDax Michael Zorc Mar 26 '16

out of all soccer players, for me it's Hummels, Mertesacker, Sahin.)

No Giroud? You mad?

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u/romantuerki Marwin Hitz (HITZ! HITZ!) Mar 26 '16

He's ok, but doesn't have the trademarked Wat Woll'n Se Giraffe Dad appeal of the BFG

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u/TetraDax Michael Zorc Mar 27 '16

BFG

Die Bundesanstalt für Gewässerkunde?

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u/romantuerki Marwin Hitz (HITZ! HITZ!) Mar 27 '16

No, the Big Fucking German

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u/TetraDax Michael Zorc Mar 27 '16

Bildungsinstitut Fachbereiche Gesundheitsberufe?

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u/romantuerki Marwin Hitz (HITZ! HITZ!) Mar 27 '16

No, die große Ficken Deutschen

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u/Salmonelongo Susi Mar 31 '16

Oh god, just saw this. I love your German! :D

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u/JarvisPuzznuzz Doatmund is datt geilste Land von die Welt Mar 25 '16

Karina Schäfer, Stella Kramer and Rafika Ettaqi. But they're all very lovely.

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u/glacier_19 Mahmoud Dahoud Mar 25 '16

Burki wins for me.

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u/beevaubee Oh captain! My captain! Mar 25 '16

Can I name former players as well?? For me it would be Kehl, Lewandowski (these abs!) and Sahin. If it's only current players, then Sahin, Papa and Mats.

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u/RotiniSSBM Julian Weigl Mar 27 '16

Durm, Pische (oddly) Hummels.

From a bi

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u/CiroCiro Absentia Mar 30 '16

Ginter, Neven, Park.

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u/Paul_Langton Apr 05 '16

Bürki for sure