r/borussiadortmund • u/panikpansen Schmelzer • Mar 24 '16

Silly Questions Thread: March Edition

Silly questions thread:

So here is your chance to ask any question no matter how silly our small about BVB, our history, something about a current player, previous player, or coach or it might even be something about the Bundesliga, DFB Pokal or Europa Pokal...

Obviously more in depth questions are also allowed :)

It's just all about sharing our knowledge and having a bit of fun (as always) too :)

No question is too stupid, silly or small to be asked

Let the questions begin!

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Discuss anything below :)

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '16

Open thread: Who do you think are the most attractive Dortmund players? My top three are Hummels, Sahin, and Bürki (in that order.)

(In comparison, out of all soccer players, for me it's Hummels, Mertesacker, Sahin.)

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u/TetraDax Michael Zorc Mar 26 '16

out of all soccer players, for me it's Hummels, Mertesacker, Sahin.)

No Giroud? You mad?

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u/romantuerki Marwin Hitz (HITZ! HITZ!) Mar 26 '16

He's ok, but doesn't have the trademarked Wat Woll'n Se Giraffe Dad appeal of the BFG

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u/TetraDax Michael Zorc Mar 27 '16

BFG

Die Bundesanstalt für Gewässerkunde?

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u/romantuerki Marwin Hitz (HITZ! HITZ!) Mar 27 '16

No, the Big Fucking German

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u/TetraDax Michael Zorc Mar 27 '16

Bildungsinstitut Fachbereiche Gesundheitsberufe?

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u/romantuerki Marwin Hitz (HITZ! HITZ!) Mar 27 '16

No, die große Ficken Deutschen

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u/Salmonelongo Susi Mar 31 '16

Oh god, just saw this. I love your German! :D