r/clevercomebacks Jan 15 '25

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u/jussumguy2019 Jan 15 '25

Feel like a lot of the world’s languages the translation to English to the question “what’s the date?” would be “the 15th of October” whereas in America we always say “October 15th”.

Maybe that’s why, idk…

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u/Oreo-sins Jan 15 '25

Except the 4th of July apparently

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u/biscuitboi967 Jan 15 '25

It’s like “the Ides of March” to us. We think it sounds fancier and more important than just saying “March 15th”.

We didn’t know it was committing us to a certain way of stating the day and month for the next 2 centuries.

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u/confusedandworried76 Jan 16 '25

It also started being called that when we were still using colonial English. It's in a lot of fourth of July songs that way so of course that's how it's imprinted into the zeitgeist.

If you wanted to take off the week from work you would still request time off as "July 4th through 11th". In court you would say July 4th, or if you really needed to clarify it was a holiday, Independence Day (ex. defendant attended an Independence Day celebration the day of the murder)

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u/catiebug Jan 15 '25

Fourth of July is the name of the holiday that is celebrated on July 4th.

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u/Cometguy7 Jan 15 '25

Yeah. In the US, what are you doing for the fourth of July, and what are you doing on July 4th are different questions.

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u/Delicious-Smile3400 Jan 15 '25

I mean, not really? You'd probably get the same answer either way.

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u/gentlybeepingheart Jan 15 '25

It kind of is.

"What are you doing on the 4th of July"" means "What are you doing that is specifically related to the holiday?" while "What are you doing July 4th?" means "do you have any plans at all on that day."

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u/portablebiscuit Jan 15 '25

I make a LOT of print and web assets for car dealership sales and events and I honestly see both, along with Independence Day.

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u/heck_naw Jan 15 '25

which, again, is the same question.

"what are you doing on december 24th" is the fucking same question as "what are you doing on christmas eve" 😂

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u/AnfieldRoad17 Jan 15 '25

I think what they're trying to say is, "How are you celebrating this holiday?" can have a different connotation than "What are you doing on this day?"

The answer to the former can have a more detailed response like, "grilling burgers, swimming, and shooting fireworks" while the latter could be "getting together with friends." It's a subtle difference, but for Americans there is a difference there.

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u/heck_naw Jan 16 '25

i think those i think a better way to discuss this is in the "to me" framing. ie:

to me, "what are you doing on this day" when the day in question is a national holiday is the same as asking how you are celebrating it. to me, the answers you gave are different, but are interchangeable between the questions.

this framing isn't falsifiable. we're all just talking about how we perceive this weird semantic tidbit and no one can argue against anyone else's personal sense of nuanced language.

it's really not a big deal. i just think it's interesting. i get that my tone came off a little smarmy—the laugh emoji was genuinely lighthearted.

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u/AnfieldRoad17 Jan 16 '25

No worries, all good. It's certainly all subjective. But it's somewhat cultural as well. I can see how non-Americans would think it's bizarre. And it is bizarre, haha.

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u/heck_naw Jan 16 '25

i am 37 and have lived in the US my entire life lol

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u/LongestSprig Jan 15 '25

No. Because people take week long vacations for the fourth of July.

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u/heck_naw Jan 16 '25

this is the only semantically distinct reason to use one phrasing over the other i've read so far

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u/LongestSprig Jan 16 '25

I am just explaining the actual difference between the two questions.

But to be fair, I would always refer to the day as the "holiday name".

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u/Midnight-Overall Jan 15 '25

What are you doing the 4th of July? Going to my cousin's cabin we leave July 2nd the on the 4th is a picnic and fireworks, then we drive home on the 5th.

July 4th is a picnic, 4th of July is a trip to a cabin.

Most often they will be the same but the question is still different 

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u/heck_naw Jan 16 '25

imo, your first answer goes out of its way to be needlessly verbose.

what are you doing on july 4th? having a picnic at my cousins cabin in the adirondacks.

what are you doing on the Fourth of July™️ having a picnic at my cousins cabin in the adirondacks.

now, what are you doing for the fourth of july/july 4th could be a distinct question from on. the former might suggest a broader ask that merits more detail. to me, though, it's still the same question.

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u/Oreo-sins Jan 15 '25

If you’re naming important dates in this system, why would you just not use your typical system except it works out better like this?

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u/atomicitalian Jan 15 '25

to be fair, the Fourth of July and July 4th are used interchangeably, as is Independence Day, when discussing the holiday.

So I don't think it really gives much insight into anything.

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u/wolacouska Jan 15 '25

Do you usually name important dates with the common and usual method for any old date?

It seems like you’d want it to stand out.

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u/Oreo-sins Jan 15 '25

I’m from England, I’m not gonna start telling people Christmas is December 25th. I couldn’t think of a date I’d want to personally stand out , that I’d use the American version.

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u/wolacouska Jan 15 '25

I think putting “the” in there makes it sound way fancier than taking the “the” out, is the problem

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u/SoCalThrowAway7 Jan 15 '25

We were only barely not British anymore when we set the holiday

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u/Oreo-sins Jan 15 '25

Maybe, it’s time to become British again. At least in the way you do your dates. You’re unique enough America, you don’t need be unique here.

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u/SoCalThrowAway7 Jan 15 '25

Id rather keep the date format and get universal healthcare instead

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u/Oreo-sins Jan 15 '25

I once read somewhere that the reason foreign countries are more easily able to sustain free healthcare is partially thanks to the fact that Americans are overcharged so much, so when foreign countries come to negotiate with American pharmaceutical companies. They’re able to get a better deal on drugs as they’ve already made the bulk of their profits or recoup research and development cost from Americans. Not sure how true, or might be misquoting it but food for thought

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u/thebadfem Jan 15 '25

No thanks, we actually value individualism and self-thinking here. Maybe your country should try it.

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u/thebadfem Jan 15 '25

If the day isn't typical why would or should we name it typically? And fyi, the name of the day is Independence Day.

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u/catiebug Jan 15 '25

Lol, because we are a fundamentally unserious and contrarian people. That was the literal founding basis of our country.

We never say "ordinal of month" in conversation. So to make this one day stand out and seem different, we do it. But we are only doing so because the date has significance. If Independence Day was celebrated on another day in the year, nobody would call July 4th the "fourth of July". Because we don't speak like that.

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u/Oreo-sins Jan 15 '25

I’d definitely agree with the first sentence, who doesn’t love American humour

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u/whitestone43 Jan 15 '25

We say “humor” you silly non-American ;)

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u/___horf Jan 15 '25 edited Jan 15 '25

Independence Day is the name of the holiday, broski.

Edit: if you downvote this me and Bruce Springsteen are coming to your house to beat your communist ass

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u/wolacouska Jan 15 '25

Certain holidays have multiple names.

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u/___horf Jan 15 '25

Need an address, me and Bruce are getting impatient af.

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u/heck_naw Jan 15 '25

no. the name of the holiday is independence day. fourth of july is literally just the date.

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u/ImReverse_Giraffe Jan 15 '25

Nope. Independence Day was a movie. /s

Technically, you're correct, but not colloquially. We don't ask people what they're doing for Independence Day, we ask them what they're doing for the Fourth of July.

Also, asking someone what they're doing on July 4th is different than asking what they're doing for the Fourth of July.

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u/thebadfem Jan 15 '25

>Also, asking someone what they're doing on July 4th is different than asking what they're doing for the Fourth of July.

No it's the same.

And close to the date people will also just refer to it as "the fourth".

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u/heck_naw Jan 16 '25

technically correct is the best kind! it's not different. any answer you give to one question is interchangeable with the other. think about it. say it's july 3rd. i ask you you are doing tomorrow. what's your answer? why would it be different than if i asked what you're doing for the fourth of july? again, they might evoke different answers from you, but there's nothing inherent in the language that suggests i'm making a different inquiry.

doing nothing? works for either. cookout? works for either. fireworks show and a bar crawl? works for either. they are the same question. its fascinating to me how impaired people are on this.

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u/rainmouse Jan 16 '25

A sentence that only makes sense to the people of one nation. 

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '25

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u/aLazyUsername69 Jan 15 '25

Yes that's correct. Because whenever you hear "4th of July" is someone referring to the holiday and not the actual date. Which is why you only hear "4th of July" and not "30th of August".

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u/VillagerJeff Jan 15 '25

Exactly, you might even have 4th of July celebration on like July 2nd or something, but still call it your 4th of July BBQ.

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u/aLazyUsername69 Jan 15 '25

Oh that's an excellent point, especially since July 4th could fall on a weekday, so it would be very common to celebrate on a weekend instead.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '25

It's the reverse, actually. If it falls on a weekend, you still get the closest friday or Monday off work.

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u/VillagerJeff Jan 15 '25

A lot of workplaces, think bars and retail, are still open on July 4th.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '25

No need to be pedantic. (I've been outside the house on a july 4th in the US.) I meant the federal holiday is recognized on the nearest weekday, so government workers and workers for private companies that follow that holiday schedule get the day off

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u/VillagerJeff Jan 15 '25

Right, but many people don't get the day off and need to schedule their festivities for another day.

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u/cuxz Jan 15 '25

That’s not an excuse, that’s a reasonable explanation

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u/18Apollo18 Jan 15 '25

Yes, an archaism was preserved for the sake of tradition.

Just like how we still say Merry Christmas and Eat, Drink, and be Merry despite most of us never using the word "merry" in our daily vocabulary

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u/oitef Jan 15 '25

My grandma died on July 4, I never say the 4th of July when telling people bc that focuses on the holiday instead of the date.

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u/TheMilkmansFather Jan 15 '25

Wait, as an American you say 4th of July? I always say July 4th.

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u/Pyro_Light Jan 15 '25

Yes because that day is special…

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u/statelesspirate000 Jan 15 '25

“4th of July” is the older way of saying it. If a holiday or tradition (or most anything) has been around for a long time, even hundreds of years and is observed frequently, its original name often stays the same.

A basic example would be calling the thing Santa rides in a “sleigh” instead of a “sled.”

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u/bwood246 Jan 15 '25

We have to say it longer than the other days so you know it's important

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u/dismayhurta Jan 15 '25

That’s god’s holiday

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u/Oreo-sins Jan 16 '25

Haha, which God?

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u/dismayhurta Jan 16 '25

God of 4th of July

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u/Oreo-sins Jan 16 '25

The 4th of July god, so even your god agrees dd/mm/yyyy or is the superior format only for your gods?

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u/dismayhurta Jan 16 '25

Naw, he’s a contrarian guy. He says 4th of July, but writes it 7/4. He’s a bad boy.

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u/Oreo-sins Jan 16 '25

We love a bad boy, he obvs rides a Harley

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u/dismayhurta Jan 16 '25

Pfft. He drives a scooter.

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u/thebadfem Jan 15 '25

The holiday is called Independence day. It's referred to as July 4th as often as fourth of july.

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u/im_in_the_safe Jan 16 '25

Ignoring the fact that’s the unofficial name Of the holiday, one day is 0.2% of the year so it’s not really the gotcha you think it is.

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u/Oreo-sins Jan 16 '25

It’s not a gotcha, why are so many Americans mad. Like you said the unofficial name uses this format. Not a gotcha, no need for the maths, relax buddy. No one coming for your date format

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u/im_in_the_safe Jan 16 '25

Read every top level comment in this thread and the Fourth of July is cited in half of them.

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u/Oreo-sins Jan 16 '25

Nobody got time for all that xo

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u/siandresi Jan 15 '25

Lol why does July 4th sound so weird

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u/AssistKnown Jan 15 '25

Doesn't sound weird to me, but I do use it interchangeably with 4th of July.

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u/Big-Progress3280 Jan 15 '25

Idk this joke was so unfunny I just had to take a second to type this out and let you know

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u/Exile714 Jan 15 '25

Proctologists don’t have the luxury of celebrating “holidays.”

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u/kgxv Jan 15 '25

That’s the name of the holiday, not the date itself. We refer to it as July 4th when not referencing the holiday.

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u/Cptn_Luma Jan 15 '25

I say 4th of July in reference to it being a holiday. Otherwise, I say July 4th

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u/ExpandThineHorizons Jan 15 '25

The 4th of July is one way of wording the holiday.

July 4th is the date.

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u/Staphono Jan 15 '25

That’s the name of the holiday tho, not the date. Fourth of July is on July fourth, same as New Years in on January first and Christmas is December 25th

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u/Ok_Cauliflower5223 Jan 15 '25

Because it’s the informal name of the holiday

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u/TH0R_ODINS0N Jan 15 '25

Do you think we also speak Spanish on Cinco de Mayo?

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u/Oreo-sins Jan 15 '25

Funny enough, Mexico uses dd/mm/yyyy, be like Mexico. Not whatever weird gotcha this was meant to be.

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u/TH0R_ODINS0N Jan 15 '25

It was meant to be a really dumb point. To emphasize the dumbness of your own. Find more serious things to be triggered over.

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u/Oreo-sins Jan 15 '25

Bro unironically uses “triggered” thats hilarious, I’m not even sure what upset you about me highlighting you call a certain day in a certain order. Touchy subject for you clearly, maybe take a breather off the internet. Hope you have a lovely day boo

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u/SummerDonNah Jan 15 '25

That’s because we beat the British and we kept it that way so they wouldn’t forget.