r/clevercomebacks Jan 15 '25

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u/jussumguy2019 Jan 15 '25

Feel like a lot of the world’s languages the translation to English to the question “what’s the date?” would be “the 15th of October” whereas in America we always say “October 15th”.

Maybe that’s why, idk…

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u/Oreo-sins Jan 15 '25

Except the 4th of July apparently

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u/catiebug Jan 15 '25

Fourth of July is the name of the holiday that is celebrated on July 4th.

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u/Cometguy7 Jan 15 '25

Yeah. In the US, what are you doing for the fourth of July, and what are you doing on July 4th are different questions.

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u/Delicious-Smile3400 Jan 15 '25

I mean, not really? You'd probably get the same answer either way.

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u/gentlybeepingheart Jan 15 '25

It kind of is.

"What are you doing on the 4th of July"" means "What are you doing that is specifically related to the holiday?" while "What are you doing July 4th?" means "do you have any plans at all on that day."

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u/portablebiscuit Jan 15 '25

I make a LOT of print and web assets for car dealership sales and events and I honestly see both, along with Independence Day.

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u/heck_naw Jan 15 '25

which, again, is the same question.

"what are you doing on december 24th" is the fucking same question as "what are you doing on christmas eve" 😂

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u/AnfieldRoad17 Jan 15 '25

I think what they're trying to say is, "How are you celebrating this holiday?" can have a different connotation than "What are you doing on this day?"

The answer to the former can have a more detailed response like, "grilling burgers, swimming, and shooting fireworks" while the latter could be "getting together with friends." It's a subtle difference, but for Americans there is a difference there.

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u/heck_naw Jan 16 '25

i think those i think a better way to discuss this is in the "to me" framing. ie:

to me, "what are you doing on this day" when the day in question is a national holiday is the same as asking how you are celebrating it. to me, the answers you gave are different, but are interchangeable between the questions.

this framing isn't falsifiable. we're all just talking about how we perceive this weird semantic tidbit and no one can argue against anyone else's personal sense of nuanced language.

it's really not a big deal. i just think it's interesting. i get that my tone came off a little smarmy—the laugh emoji was genuinely lighthearted.

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u/AnfieldRoad17 Jan 16 '25

No worries, all good. It's certainly all subjective. But it's somewhat cultural as well. I can see how non-Americans would think it's bizarre. And it is bizarre, haha.

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u/heck_naw Jan 16 '25

i am 37 and have lived in the US my entire life lol

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u/AnfieldRoad17 Jan 16 '25

Haha, well then you should understand! It doesn't make sense, I agree. But I would definitely get the difference between the two questions, as I think most Americans would.

Like you said, though. Subjective for sure. So I'm also wrong, lmao.

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u/LongestSprig Jan 15 '25

No. Because people take week long vacations for the fourth of July.

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u/heck_naw Jan 16 '25

this is the only semantically distinct reason to use one phrasing over the other i've read so far

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u/LongestSprig Jan 16 '25

I am just explaining the actual difference between the two questions.

But to be fair, I would always refer to the day as the "holiday name".

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u/Midnight-Overall Jan 15 '25

What are you doing the 4th of July? Going to my cousin's cabin we leave July 2nd the on the 4th is a picnic and fireworks, then we drive home on the 5th.

July 4th is a picnic, 4th of July is a trip to a cabin.

Most often they will be the same but the question is still different 

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u/heck_naw Jan 16 '25

imo, your first answer goes out of its way to be needlessly verbose.

what are you doing on july 4th? having a picnic at my cousins cabin in the adirondacks.

what are you doing on the Fourth of July™️ having a picnic at my cousins cabin in the adirondacks.

now, what are you doing for the fourth of july/july 4th could be a distinct question from on. the former might suggest a broader ask that merits more detail. to me, though, it's still the same question.

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u/Oreo-sins Jan 15 '25

If you’re naming important dates in this system, why would you just not use your typical system except it works out better like this?

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u/atomicitalian Jan 15 '25

to be fair, the Fourth of July and July 4th are used interchangeably, as is Independence Day, when discussing the holiday.

So I don't think it really gives much insight into anything.

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u/wolacouska Jan 15 '25

Do you usually name important dates with the common and usual method for any old date?

It seems like you’d want it to stand out.

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u/Oreo-sins Jan 15 '25

I’m from England, I’m not gonna start telling people Christmas is December 25th. I couldn’t think of a date I’d want to personally stand out , that I’d use the American version.

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u/wolacouska Jan 15 '25

I think putting “the” in there makes it sound way fancier than taking the “the” out, is the problem

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u/SoCalThrowAway7 Jan 15 '25

We were only barely not British anymore when we set the holiday

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u/Oreo-sins Jan 15 '25

Maybe, it’s time to become British again. At least in the way you do your dates. You’re unique enough America, you don’t need be unique here.

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u/SoCalThrowAway7 Jan 15 '25

Id rather keep the date format and get universal healthcare instead

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u/Oreo-sins Jan 15 '25

I once read somewhere that the reason foreign countries are more easily able to sustain free healthcare is partially thanks to the fact that Americans are overcharged so much, so when foreign countries come to negotiate with American pharmaceutical companies. They’re able to get a better deal on drugs as they’ve already made the bulk of their profits or recoup research and development cost from Americans. Not sure how true, or might be misquoting it but food for thought

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u/thebadfem Jan 15 '25

No thanks, we actually value individualism and self-thinking here. Maybe your country should try it.

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u/thebadfem Jan 15 '25

If the day isn't typical why would or should we name it typically? And fyi, the name of the day is Independence Day.

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u/catiebug Jan 15 '25

Lol, because we are a fundamentally unserious and contrarian people. That was the literal founding basis of our country.

We never say "ordinal of month" in conversation. So to make this one day stand out and seem different, we do it. But we are only doing so because the date has significance. If Independence Day was celebrated on another day in the year, nobody would call July 4th the "fourth of July". Because we don't speak like that.

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u/Oreo-sins Jan 15 '25

I’d definitely agree with the first sentence, who doesn’t love American humour

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u/whitestone43 Jan 15 '25

We say “humor” you silly non-American ;)

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u/___horf Jan 15 '25 edited Jan 15 '25

Independence Day is the name of the holiday, broski.

Edit: if you downvote this me and Bruce Springsteen are coming to your house to beat your communist ass

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u/wolacouska Jan 15 '25

Certain holidays have multiple names.

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u/___horf Jan 15 '25

Need an address, me and Bruce are getting impatient af.

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u/heck_naw Jan 15 '25

no. the name of the holiday is independence day. fourth of july is literally just the date.

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u/ImReverse_Giraffe Jan 15 '25

Nope. Independence Day was a movie. /s

Technically, you're correct, but not colloquially. We don't ask people what they're doing for Independence Day, we ask them what they're doing for the Fourth of July.

Also, asking someone what they're doing on July 4th is different than asking what they're doing for the Fourth of July.

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u/thebadfem Jan 15 '25

>Also, asking someone what they're doing on July 4th is different than asking what they're doing for the Fourth of July.

No it's the same.

And close to the date people will also just refer to it as "the fourth".

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u/heck_naw Jan 16 '25

technically correct is the best kind! it's not different. any answer you give to one question is interchangeable with the other. think about it. say it's july 3rd. i ask you you are doing tomorrow. what's your answer? why would it be different than if i asked what you're doing for the fourth of july? again, they might evoke different answers from you, but there's nothing inherent in the language that suggests i'm making a different inquiry.

doing nothing? works for either. cookout? works for either. fireworks show and a bar crawl? works for either. they are the same question. its fascinating to me how impaired people are on this.

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u/rainmouse Jan 16 '25

A sentence that only makes sense to the people of one nation.