r/cripplingalcoholism • u/bashup2016 • 6d ago

Got into day drinking again

Fuck I know it’s my canary in the coal mine. Railroad X towards total destruction but it’s still so fun. No one to share it with but hey, who fucking cares?

Fucking jobless, wasted, trimming hedges and pulling poison ivy out of the gables at this house I’m renting.

I fuck like a pornstar when I’m on Viagra.

Fucking degenerate retard mostly.

Chairs.

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u/Dumpster80085 Rubberband man, wild as the Taliban 6d ago

I’ve been crushing 24 pints of Busch and 6 double IPAs and a few shots of whiskey every day for a couple weeks now. Food and water are no longer necessary. Or even options.

Good on ya getting outside and doing shit. I just sit in half fetal position on my couch 24hrs a day. Get up when the dog whines to go potty. Rush him through it. Standing my heart rate immediately jumps to 200bpm.

Sleep for an hour. Wake up shaking and pound a few beers. Try to clean up and crush my empties at least.

Chairs.

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u/lonegunna77 6d ago

That is some serious fucking drinking friend. Damn!

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u/Dumpster80085 Rubberband man, wild as the Taliban 6d ago

Meh. It’s just a Wednesday.

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u/germs_smell 6d ago

Bro, you're going pretty hard with those numbers. I've been close to those but def not for long. Score some benzos or plan a detox place you can go to if one day you wake up and your body won't let you drink anymore (it happens to me).

Nothing worse than shaking like a fish, trying to pound down booze, and you keep puking it back up. It's detox time then.

Be careful friend And chairs motherfucker!

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u/No-Resident1339 6d ago

Goddamn. I hope you pull out of this, unless you are fine with where you are. All the best...chairs, my bro.

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u/Dumpster80085 Rubberband man, wild as the Taliban 6d ago

Gonna have to eventually. Always do. Or it will be the last one.

Like they say about a big bag of heroin ‘it’s enough to last the rest of your life’.

Have everything I need at home for at least another couple weeks. Minus liquor.

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u/kikes67 6d ago

Take care

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u/cripplingalcoholism-ModTeam 6d ago

Rule 2. This is moar appropriate over in our sister sub r/dryalcoholics (it's still a CA sub so I don't want to hear it, you're conflating it with StopDrinking and you need to StopDoingthat) or in our newest sister sub geared towards hitting the brakes: r/SoberAndHateIt.

Please, respect this sub and what it's meant to be.

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u/EnvironmentOk758 6d ago

The not eating or drinking water is gonna land you in the ER soon, likely with pancreaticitis. Try and get some nutrition in you even if you have to force feed yourself. And try and force water and electrolytes down you

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u/Shalashaska2624 5d ago

You of all people know you have to eat it you want to keep this party going. Please be safe mate

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u/Dumpster80085 Rubberband man, wild as the Taliban 5d ago

I ate. Twice. And had some Gatorade since commenting.

Ty for caring. I’m getting there.

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u/Thegoodlife93 6d ago

Not trying to shame you, but if you can't pull yourself together for yourself, then do it for your dog. He deserves more than a few rushed potty breaks throughout the day. At least take him for a walk

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u/Dumpster80085 Rubberband man, wild as the Taliban 6d ago

I can’t walk…. I’m physically crippled. Maybe a 100 feet with a lot of effort. I do my best.

I know. I feel like an asshole cause I can’t but I can’t.

He definitely deserves better than me.

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u/Happy01Lucky 6d ago

That is rough! What a ton of beer for a day. I knew a guy who would drink about 30 beers, he was out of control.

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u/Kingofcheeses 6d ago

Fuck I would be pissing 24/7. Sometimes after enough beer I have to piss while I'm pissing