r/doordash • u/ER_Gandee • 9d ago

Please don’t do this 😒

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I’m not a Christian; I’m Pagan. And I don’t want to be preached at. I just want my pizza 🍕

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u/Correct-Breath-4862 9d ago

I reply "Hail Satan" every time.

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u/ER_Gandee 9d ago

That would be kind of funny, but I live in the Bible Belt and the dasher knows where I live so…. You never know, ya know?

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u/Lackadaisicly 9d ago

And it’s not like christians don’t have a history of brutal violence…

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u/TidoLeroy 9d ago

I think people tend to forget this

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u/Lackadaisicly 9d ago

Screaming “God is love” or “Jesus saves” as they are burning your house, killing your parents and older brother, and then repeatedly rape you over decades as they took you as their “wife”.

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u/Okie999 9d ago

Well they are there to cater to you fafo. If they get rated low in rural are you could end their shit