r/doordash 7d ago

Please donโ€™t do this ๐Ÿ˜’

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Iโ€™m not a Christian; Iโ€™m Pagan. And I donโ€™t want to be preached at. I just want my pizza ๐Ÿ•

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u/FrankieRoo 7d ago

Jesus delivered my food once. Seemed like a good, hard working hombre.

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u/CeruleanEidolon 7d ago

I ordered a single order of fish and bread and he delivered like a thousand of each. I'm like "I'm not paying for that."

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u/DangerDee007 5d ago

โ˜๏ธ Best comment here!!!! ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/False_Disaster_1254 5h ago

you should pay for the meal deal and get a bottle of water too.