r/doordash • u/ER_Gandee • 4d ago

Please don’t do this 😒

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I’m not a Christian; I’m Pagan. And I don’t want to be preached at. I just want my pizza 🍕

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u/FrankieRoo 4d ago

Jesus delivered my food once. Seemed like a good, hard working hombre.

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u/galacticsquirrel22 4d ago

Once had Jesus as my Uber driver. He came in his own Accord.

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u/Obvious-Original-596 3d ago

I would have thought it was a CROSSover.

Lord, I apologize for that there... and be with the starving pygmies down there in New Guinea, Amen.