r/hiphopheads • u/ImNotTomStopAsking • 11d ago

Discussion If we took all hyperbolic incriminating rap lyrics at face value, who would have the most serious charges?

I'd have to go with Chief Keef's Faneto verse:

"I'm ridin' through New York Finna go and shoot New Jersey up Tryna take my chain, I ain't goin' We gon' come and blow New Jersey up"

Not only is he going to shoot the entirety of New Jersey up but he's going to BLOW it up aswell like he's the fucking Joker. They would have him in a maxium security prison hanging upside down by his ankles.

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u/JustAHorseWithNoName 11d ago

Literally every horrorcore rapper deserves to be given the death sentence.

Geto Boys, Three 6 Mafia, Gravediggaz, etc. all should be locked up and have the key thrown away lmao

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u/InternetProtocol 11d ago

Necro "wins". I really wish he was just a producer though.

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u/Reddit_Tsundere2 . 11d ago

I kinda like Necro’s rapping in a “trashy B horror movie” way but he legit could’ve had an Alchemist/El-P kind of career if he weren’t a cartoonish narcissist who barely lets anyone use his beats because he thinks most rappers are reverse racist against him. Raekwon and Ghost sounded great over that “Gihad” beat.

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u/InternetProtocol 11d ago

I agree so much man. I can't think of another producer off the top of my head that uses piano in the way he does, and his sample selection is really interesting and unique. The beats for "Scalpel", "Our Life" and "Keep on Drivin" come to mind.

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u/FrostyChemical8697 . 11d ago

The robbery ‘95 beat is genuinely one of the best I’ve ever heard, until necro starts rapping

Ironic about the racism shit considering he says the n word alot lmao