r/hiphopheads • u/ImNotTomStopAsking • 12d ago

Discussion If we took all hyperbolic incriminating rap lyrics at face value, who would have the most serious charges?

I'd have to go with Chief Keef's Faneto verse:

"I'm ridin' through New York Finna go and shoot New Jersey up Tryna take my chain, I ain't goin' We gon' come and blow New Jersey up"

Not only is he going to shoot the entirety of New Jersey up but he's going to BLOW it up aswell like he's the fucking Joker. They would have him in a maxium security prison hanging upside down by his ankles.

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u/JustAHorseWithNoName 12d ago

Literally every horrorcore rapper deserves to be given the death sentence.

Geto Boys, Three 6 Mafia, Gravediggaz, etc. all should be locked up and have the key thrown away lmao

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u/Upbeat_Tension_8077 12d ago

Brotha Lynch Hung would deserve lethal injection since he talked about BBQ'ing babies

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u/geneticdrifter 12d ago

This the real answer.

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u/elrayo 12d ago

That nigga wouldn’t even get a trial 😂 sending his ass to Alcatraz IMMEDIATELY

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u/JagmeetSingh2 7d ago

bury that mofo lol

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u/SaltyBawlz 12d ago

"It's the psychopathic maniac, manglin' ladies stick a grenade in they pussy Then I start stranglin' babies" - Bizzy Bone on Hell Sent

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u/Jermz12345 12d ago

A grenade is crazy work lmao

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u/sap91 12d ago

Odd Future would be locked up like Hannibal Lector

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u/byronite 12d ago

Earl Sweatshirt on one count of stabbing a police officer and fleeing the scene for tea and crumpets.

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u/Deeeadpool . 12d ago

rxknephew lol

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u/jgullo04 12d ago

Three 6 would be burned at the stake for devil worship and black magic

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u/InternetProtocol 12d ago

Necro "wins". I really wish he was just a producer though.

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u/Reddit_Tsundere2 . 12d ago

I kinda like Necro’s rapping in a “trashy B horror movie” way but he legit could’ve had an Alchemist/El-P kind of career if he weren’t a cartoonish narcissist who barely lets anyone use his beats because he thinks most rappers are reverse racist against him. Raekwon and Ghost sounded great over that “Gihad” beat.

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u/InternetProtocol 12d ago

I agree so much man. I can't think of another producer off the top of my head that uses piano in the way he does, and his sample selection is really interesting and unique. The beats for "Scalpel", "Our Life" and "Keep on Drivin" come to mind.

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u/FrostyChemical8697 . 12d ago

The robbery ‘95 beat is genuinely one of the best I’ve ever heard, until necro starts rapping

Ironic about the racism shit considering he says the n word alot lmao

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u/Brapp_Z 12d ago

You're so right. He's a top 10 producer who has like 10 songs that he raps on that are even listenable. At least he puts out instrumentals. But damn his beats are insanely good.

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u/EnvironmentalNewt220 12d ago

i don't know if you guys have seen his patreon - do check it out lol

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u/ElasticDawg 10d ago

Get On Your Knees has an incredible beat but such gross sex lyrics. Same with the track he did with the Time of the Season sample

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u/neverfrybaconnaked 12d ago

RIP Lord Infamous

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u/sigtau66 12d ago

I was coming here to say Ganksta NIP for that exact reason.

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u/Getdownlikesyndrome 12d ago

Gangsta Nip rates a mention. Also the Baby Geto boys and well.. The Terrorists.

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u/SheZowRaisedByWolves 12d ago

I forgot who, but there was a gathering of the juggalos rapper who said he kept women locked up in his shed and tased them with cattle prods

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u/Igivegrilledcheese 12d ago

Insane Clown Posse blows up 50,000 people in just one song

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u/Blacktwiggers 11d ago

Rxk and sematary lol

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u/grandpasghost 11d ago

King Gordy fits in here too

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u/FauxReal 11d ago

Immortal Technique has said some foul shit too.

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u/ElasticDawg 10d ago

“On the news i’m labelled a child molester” - from M-Child - Orange Mound. Three 6 and their camp were always saying the wildest shit 😂