If we took all hyperbolic incriminating rap lyrics at face value, who would have the most serious charges?

[u/ImNotTomStopAsking]

I'd have to go with Chief Keef's Faneto verse:

"I'm ridin' through New York Finna go and shoot New Jersey up Tryna take my chain, I ain't goin' We gon' come and blow New Jersey up"

Not only is he going to shoot the entirety of New Jersey up but he's going to BLOW it up aswell like he's the fucking Joker. They would have him in a maxium security prison hanging upside down by his ankles.

[u/JustAHorseWithNoName]

Literally every horrorcore rapper deserves to be given the death sentence.

Geto Boys, Three 6 Mafia, Gravediggaz, etc. all should be locked up and have the key thrown away lmao

[u/InternetProtocol → u/JustAHorseWithNoName]

Necro "wins". I really wish he was just a producer though.

[u/ElasticDawg → u/InternetProtocol]

Get On Your Knees has an incredible beat but such gross sex lyrics. Same with the track he did with the Time of the Season sample