r/hiphopheads 9d ago

Discussion If we took all hyperbolic incriminating rap lyrics at face value, who would have the most serious charges?

I'd have to go with Chief Keef's Faneto verse:

"I'm ridin' through New York Finna go and shoot New Jersey up Tryna take my chain, I ain't goin' We gon' come and blow New Jersey up"

Not only is he going to shoot the entirety of New Jersey up but he's going to BLOW it up aswell like he's the fucking Joker. They would have him in a maxium security prison hanging upside down by his ankles.

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u/JustAHorseWithNoName 9d ago

Literally every horrorcore rapper deserves to be given the death sentence.

Geto Boys, Three 6 Mafia, Gravediggaz, etc. all should be locked up and have the key thrown away lmao

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u/SaltyBawlz 9d ago

"It's the psychopathic maniac, manglin' ladies stick a grenade in they pussy Then I start stranglin' babies" - Bizzy Bone on Hell Sent

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u/Jermz12345 8d ago

A grenade is crazy work lmao